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Posted at: 6/6/09 12:16 PM
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Where was NG on that fateful day in June of 1944? What were you doing when your fathers father was fighting injustice and tyranny like a superhero?
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Posted at: 6/6/09 12:17 PM
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i was beating the shit out of chuck norris is heaven
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I was in heaven fapping to some pics of God's Sexy Servants.
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Swimming around in my dad's nutsack.
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Posted at: 6/6/09 12:19 PM
At 6/6/09 12:18 PM, Headshot777 wrote: Swimming around in my dad's nutsack.
Who was in turn, more than likely swimming around in your grandfather's father's nutsack.
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Posted at: 6/6/09 12:24 PM
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I was in my dad's sack.
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Posted at: 6/6/09 12:25 PM
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At 6/6/09 12:19 PM, Porkchop wrote: At 6/6/09 12:18 PM, Headshot777 wrote: Swimming around in my dad's nutsack.Who was in turn, more than likely swimming around in your grandfather's father's nutsack.
God damn it you guys beat me to both punchlines.
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Posted at: 6/6/09 01:10 PM
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At 6/6/09 12:25 PM, Strategize wrote: At 6/6/09 12:19 PM, Porkchop wrote: At 6/6/09 12:18 PM, Headshot777 wrote: Swimming around in my dad's nutsack.Who was in turn, more than likely swimming around in your grandfather's father's nutsack.God damn it you guys beat me to both punchlines.
you all fail, your father just keeps the genetic information. Your technically in your grandmothers vagina.
Only question is are you turned on by that? o.O
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Posted at: 6/6/09 08:01 PM
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I wasn't even born yet, and my mom wouldnt be born for another 4 years after that
my grandfather was in Normandy for the invasion though
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Posted at: 6/6/09 08:03 PM
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I was fucking Stalin's pony.
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who was probably the one fighting injustice
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Posted at: 6/6/09 08:04 PM
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I was on an amazing beach, when these soldiers came up and blocked my shade. Jokes. I was actually building a Twinkie machine.
Posted at: 6/6/09 08:05 PM
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At 6/6/09 08:01 PM, JKMonkey wrote: my grandfather was in Normandy for the invasion though
Cool, but which side was he on?
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Posted at: 6/6/09 08:30 PM
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my old relatives were fighting off the germans on the east side, not that sissy shit happening on the west side.
side = front
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I was sperm.
Posted at: 6/6/09 08:42 PM
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I was in test tube in a German research center.
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I was killing Jews........ oh wait........
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I wasn't.
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At 6/6/09 12:24 PM, Twilight wrote: I was in my dad's sack.
If only you never came to be...
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Posted at: 6/6/09 09:56 PM
At 6/6/09 08:05 PM, ninjakoopa-33 wrote: At 6/6/09 08:01 PM, JKMonkey wrote: my grandfather was in Normandy for the invasion thoughCool, but which side was he on?
^^ He was on the U.S side, one of the first forces that invaded France
Posted at: 6/6/09 09:57 PM
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O I dont know, never existed back then......
I'm sure there are other topics conerning WW2 and/or other events at the time.
Posted at: 6/6/09 10:13 PM
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and my dad was swimming around in my grandfather's nutsack.
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Posted at: 6/6/09 10:29 PM
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I was kicking ass and taking names...
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I was in a top secret government facility
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At 6/6/09 09:56 PM, JKMonkey wrote: At 6/6/09 08:05 PM, ninjakoopa-33 wrote: At 6/6/09 08:01 PM, JKMonkey wrote: my grandfather was in Normandy for the invasion thoughCool, but which side was he on?^^ He was on the U.S side, one of the first forces that invaded France
Did he get pwned?
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