I came across a KKK bonfire

[FoxtrotZulu]

So yesterday me and a friend who was staying round my house went to the shops to get some stuff for late-night pancakes (a tradition of sorts). On the way he tells me to follow him into this forest about half a mile away. I tried to dissuade him because it was already around 10:30pm (probably later since we'd been walking for a few minutes).

But anyway he said he hid a 'stash' somewhere in there, I don't know what it was, he always gets into trouble. But anyway, he runs off and I have no choice but to follow him, so I said: "Fine, if we run!" We got there a while later, and we walk for a few more minutes when he stops and picks up a bag. We were about to go when he goes: "Holy shit, I smell hotdogs..."

I thought he was just joking, but he started laughing and followed the smell. I don't know what time it was, I didn't have a watch or my phone. Anyway, we're walking down this slope when he stop behind a flurry of trees that we can't get past. He squeezes in (despite there being many painful thorns and thistles in the bushes -.-) and so do I, and we look through some trees and see a bunch of guys around a giant bonfire.

I thought it was just a bonfire, but then I noticed what they were wearing - white rags. I looked for someone with red sheets, but couldn't find them. Then reality kicked in, and whilst my friend wanted to get a closer look, I managed to pull him away and we went home. I couldn't sleep last night, I can't believe there are KKK around my area. It's kind of spooky in a way.

Oh, and the stash was $10. :l

:: TL;DR - Me and a friend were walking through a forest and found a KKK bonfire and he wanted to get a closer look, but we ran away.

[Vinnyy]

The KKK are like everywhere.

[Irrelephant]

Aw, man. You didn't get to see the lynching?

[physicsman09]

The KKK are racist shitheads who are losing power by the day.

I would die a happy man to know that there are no klansmen on the earth.

[TightRope]

Actually it was me and some friends and we're part of the IKA - Imperial Klans of America. We're really nice guys actually and we heard you snooping around, we were hoping you'd come and join us and get something to eat, we had some pretty good stuff... we're real lonely you know...

[FoxtrotZulu]

At 6/5/09 03:26 PM, Headshot777 wrote: Aw, man. You didn't get to see the lynching?

No, I'm sort of glad about that. :l

[Armerad]

Where do you live? I live in North Carolina and have heard of peoples grandparents being in the KKK, but nothing recent.

[Heretic-Anchorite]

Man, I live in the south and I've never seen a member of the KKK in person.

[PrawDuhJee]

You should have set their robes on fire.

[Master117chief]

You should have screamed "Black Power" very loud, and then, ran away.

[LocoJoe]

ive seen a klansmen and the funny thing is i live in oak cliff dallas texas our neighborhood is a mexican neighorhood i dont think he would really be safe here but one time while i was at my cousins house in louisiana we saw these kkk guys about to burn a cross and they left for about an hour so me and my cousin got some gasoline and pours it all around the cross to make a bigger fire hilarity ensued i even took a pic

[FoxtrotZulu]

At 6/5/09 03:30 PM, PrawDuhJee wrote: You should have set their robes on fire.

Lol, funnily enough my friend wanted to push one of them over.
Yeah, he's stupid. ;l

[TightRope]

sweet, a lot of southerners in here, I am from Atlanta, we should all get together sometime and have a pro southerner rally.

[Heretic-Anchorite]

At 6/5/09 03:30 PM, Master117chief wrote: You should have screamed "Black Power" very loud, and then, ran away.

You want him to die?

If they were wearing dark green cloths, then yell it so they can at least bled in to the woods

[Kev-o]

Gather a large group of people, and beat their asses. It's not particularly difficult to orchestrate, and if you don't feel comfortable with them in the area, kick them the fuck out.
I'd love to have a boot party on Klansmen, but there no longer as powerful in this area as this used to be.

[TightRope]

At 6/5/09 03:38 PM, Kev-o wrote: Gather a large group of people, and beat their asses. It's not particularly difficult to orchestrate, and if you don't feel comfortable with them in the area, kick them the fuck out.
I'd love to have a boot party on Klansmen, but there no longer as powerful in this area as this used to be.

I wish all you anti racist wimps would stop exaggerating how hard you are.

[Dromedary]

At 6/5/09 03:26 PM, physicsman09 wrote: The KKK are racist shitheads who are losing power by the day.

I would die a happy man to know that there are no klansmen on the earth.

Wizards don't die.

They're wizards, stupid.

[DUBBZmagic]

should have joined in if ur white

[Kev-o]

At 6/5/09 03:40 PM, TightRope wrote: I belong to the Panzy Division.

Strength in numbers, motherfucker.
Go post on Tight Rope, cracker.

[HeavyMetalGuy]

You should have shot those pieces of shit right on the spot.

bring a gun next time.

[FoxtrotZulu]

At 6/5/09 03:44 PM, metalguy777 wrote: You should have shot those pieces of shit right on the spot.

bring a gun next time.

If I had a gun, and there weren't like 18 of them, then maybe I would... I dunno.

[IceFireMudDragon]

You shoulda screamed "BLACK POWER!" then start the battle cry " ALALALALALA!!!!"

[TightRope]

At 6/5/09 03:43 PM, Kev-o wrote:

At 6/5/09 03:40 PM, TightRope wrote: I belong to the Panzy Division.

Strength in numbers, motherfucker.
Go post on Tight Rope, cracker.

Oh shit, an internet tough guy, please don't internet beat my ass!

[dididu915]

They're still about? Thought they died out long ago. Now THAT'S something they don't teach you these days.

[Dromedary]

At 6/5/09 03:31 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: ive seen a klansmen and the funny thing is i live in oak cliff dallas texas our neighborhood is a mexican neighorhood i dont think he would really be safe here but one time while i was at my cousins house in louisiana we saw these kkk guys about to burn a cross and they left for about an hour so me and my cousin got some gasoline and pours it all around the cross to make a bigger fire hilarity ensued i even took a pic

Nicely done. First two pictures.

[JoeTheToucan]

At 6/5/09 03:40 PM, TightRope wrote:
I wish all you anti racist wimps would stop exaggerating how hard you are.

Well I'd be in on it! It'd be fun.

[TightRope]

At 6/5/09 03:59 PM, JoeTheToucan wrote:

At 6/5/09 03:40 PM, TightRope wrote:
I wish all you anti racist wimps would stop exaggerating how hard you are.

Well I'd be in on it! It'd be fun.

Wouldn't we all, but not for the lone reason that they're racist, there's nothing wrong with racism, I just find it funny that Kev-o is such an internet bad ass/communist/anti-white-anti-racist/hig h school student all in one. That political view is definitely one of a kind so the term "power in numbers" doesn't apply to him.

[HandsomePete]

It says you're from the UK. I thought they were only in America. Most of them are jingoist buttknockers.

[Grim13x]

At 6/5/09 03:49 PM, Dromedary wrote:

Nicely done. First two pictures.

I knew his stories are too good to be true.

[Robotchk12]

At 6/5/09 03:47 PM, IceFireMudDragon wrote: You shoulda screamed "BLACK POWER!" then start the battle cry " ALALALALALA!!!!"

Or he could have put on MLK Jr's speech with his portable stereo he just happened to have with him. That would start something.