My girlfriend found my porn?

[BrockManson]

She was on my laptop whilst I was making us both a pizza (yes from scratch) and this site showed up in most-viewed on google. Thing is I only ever type into the google toolbar so websites I've visited won't show up, or have the likes of redtube and bangbros in my favourites. So it's probably a site I've only typed in the address bar once yet she goes and finds it.

Anyway she'd kept this quiet until we're sat watching a movie and she just says bluntly "So, you like watching asians getting butt fucked then?" She explained after I gave her a quizzical look. Apparently my most-viewed site, according to google web history (which should be NG, facebook, or another forum I frequent) is a site dedicated to, naturally, asian women getting their back doors pushed in.

Thank god she hasn't looked a little deeper into the depths of the 'my music' folder where I keep the stash. ;)

So this of course begs the questions:

1) How do I convince her that I don't in fact [often] watch asian women taking it up the shitter, and that said website is not one I frequent...and
2) Anyone else ever been caught red-handed (lmao pun)?

[Tronson]

My mom found my condoms on a vacation in Cali once.

[b-rod]

I cover my tracks no matter what.

[Silent-G]

I don't see what the problem is, if she's a good girlfriend she'll submit to your apparent anal fetish. And if she's not a good girlfriend and gives you shit about it, then that justifies you forcing it down her pooper and teaching her to shut the fuck up and not look through your porn sites.

[carlosbarn]

At 6/5/09 06:17 AM, BrockManson wrote: 1) How do I convince her that I don't in fact [often] watch asian women taking it up the shitter, and that said website is not one I frequent...and
2) Anyone else ever been caught red-handed (lmao pun)?

You know trying to cover it up just shows more bullshit.

Remember guy stereotypes = watching asian women get their shit packed secretly.

So basically your just fucked.

Now tell her you like watching porn like any other guy and you came across this site so what?

[Frenzy]

Tell her you don't know the site and that it must have been a glitch.

[labor]

No, but my mom caught me shaving my pubes once

[IrishGun]

At 6/5/09 06:17 AM, BrockManson wrote: "So, you like watching asians getting butt fucked then?"

You are a very respectable person.

[Dragoonwing]

Entire stash is on an external hard drive, then again my "stash" is very miniscual.

[Cybersief]

At 6/5/09 06:17 AM, BrockManson wrote: 1) How do I convince her that I don't in fact [often] watch asian women taking it up the shitter, and that said website is not one I frequent...and

Be honest with her and if she doesn't believe you then... I don't know.

2) Anyone else ever been caught red-handed (lmao pun)?

Ha, I get it. Anyways, nope. Never. I'm that good. ;)

[maskedone2]

At 6/5/09 06:58 AM, Cybersief wrote:

At 6/5/09 06:17 AM, BrockManson wrote: 2) Anyone else ever been caught red-handed (lmao pun)?

Ha, I get it. Anyways, nope. Never. I'm that good. ;)

nyahahahahaha lol REDtube

and your fucked

[Lemmiwinks91]

got a brother? blame it on him

[Shakyjake]

Just act like you don't care that she knows... that's what I did when someone found mine...

[BrockManson]

At 6/5/09 07:17 AM, Lemmiwinks91 wrote: got a brother? blame it on him

I have a 13-year old sister. I doubt she's really a fan of asians getting cocks up their jacksies, more to the point I've never really seen the need to ask her. She's not at uni with me though surprisingly so not sure how I can blame it on her.

She isn't acting like it's the end of the world (she knows I watch porn every now and then), so you can stop saying I'm fucked :). I just don't she approved of that specific content. I did point out that I don't actually have an anal fetish, so I don't really want her to get any hints.

It ain't half embarassing though. =/

[Pepperfrog]

Just a tip: make a hidden folder for your porns.

[MasterBalls]

Haha, good one man...

Wait you have a girlfriend, why the fuck d'you need porn?

[faxmunky]

At 6/5/09 06:17 AM, BrockManson wrote: the depths of the 'my music' folder where I keep the stash. ;)

lol me too

[Bigbaddragon]

Have you ever heard of deleting your history?

[Ragnarokia]

No biggy. Everyone has some porn so what less did she expect from you. Knowing her boyfriend has porn wont make her leave you or anything, I would personally see it as good as you would be shy and things and could have a good laugh and maybe use the porn later together.

[AudioGmez]

hmmm never say I'm too smart to get caught.... more than once

just say "There's a lot worse porno than that believe me."

[Observational]

Well, I'm a woman myself, and my fiancee excessivly watches porn, but i'm totally comfortable about it because he tells me, or either watches it infront of me, or heck even with me. Although I realise most men would prefer to have this private session with themselves, but if you were to feel comfortable enough to share this with her, you wouldn't have this problem. Although most women arn't as understanding, maybe you should talk to her about it, be completely honest, because it's better than lying and digging yourself a massive grave. She has now found out, and in particular a certain type of porn. Now you can't go saying it wasn't you, or that your not really into it. If you watched it, you watched it. Firstly reassure her, because she'll probably feel a little insecure, tell her that it's not that she isn't enough, just sexual acts of any kind usually turns anyone on, it can't be helped, and what you watch when you want to please yourself, and she ain't up for it, or around, you need some kind of release? No? And if she becomes upset, just tell her atleast you are being honest, and it would be worse if I further hid this from you, but it's healthy and most guys do it. If she is up for the idea of partaking, you may find it easier on your relationship, and strengthen it even, otherwise, just leave as telling the truth, and hope she accepts it. Women always find out in the end, and finding out is worse than being told. ;) Hope that helps :D

[Ryuzaki1]

This happened to me once, she just laughed at me :(

[funkycaveman]

i found my dads porn

[CMon5]

Well I guess it could have been worse.

You could have had a gay midget vs. old black men fetish involving...leavings.

[streetbob]

At 6/5/09 09:02 AM, Observational wrote: Well, I'm a woman myself, and my fiancee excessivly watches porn, but i'm totally comfortable about it because he tells me, or either watches it infront of me, or heck even with me. Although I realise most men would prefer to have this private session with themselves, but if you were to feel comfortable enough to share this with her, you wouldn't have this problem. Although most women arn't as understanding, maybe you should talk to her about it, be completely honest, because it's better than lying and digging yourself a massive grave. She has now found out, and in particular a certain type of porn. Now you can't go saying it wasn't you, or that your not really into it. If you watched it, you watched it. Firstly reassure her, because she'll probably feel a little insecure, tell her that it's not that she isn't enough, just sexual acts of any kind usually turns anyone on, it can't be helped, and what you watch when you want to please yourself, and she ain't up for it, or around, you need some kind of release? No? And if she becomes upset, just tell her atleast you are being honest, and it would be worse if I further hid this from you, but it's healthy and most guys do it. If she is up for the idea of partaking, you may find it easier on your relationship, and strengthen it even, otherwise, just leave as telling the truth, and hope she accepts it. Women always find out in the end, and finding out is worse than being told. ;) Hope that helps :D

Holy SHIT! You said like a 500 word essay in one thread! Shut the fuck up! YOU TALK MORE THAN MY MOM AND STEPDAD COMBINED! Please shut the hell up! Nothing turns a man off more than a girl who never shuts up! The man got caught with the cock in a vice, and he asked for help not a good will speech! I pray TO GOD my girl doesn't try this shit on me!

[CanadianSnowman]

You guys hide your porn from your girlfriends? What's the point...

[slothfromabove]

1) How do I convince her that I don't in fact [often] watch asian women taking it up the shitter, and that said website is not one I frequent...and

you can't
just explain it's a fantasy rather than a real wish and that you only view that stuff as whilst it is a part of your personality its a minor part and you wouldn't wish to enact it with her.
she'll either a) accept it and be cool about your honesty and cander, b) get angry but have no way of arguing with yout about it or c) get angry and let you give it a try to prove she's just as good as your object of fetish

[liam]

You should use Google Chrome with it's "Incognito Mode", which doesn't store any history >: ) Useful for.. banking and things.

Also, just be honest with her.. it doesn't sound to me like you have an asian anal fetish, you sound pretty normal as far as porn goes - just tell her you happened to view the site once, but you DO watch porn.. if she doesn't understand, she's going to have to become a lesbian (although all the lesbians I know are quite open about the fact they watch porn also).

[liam]

At 6/5/09 09:28 AM, streetbob wrote: Holy SHIT! You said like a 500 word essay in one thread! Shut the fuck up! YOU TALK MORE THAN MY MOM AND STEPDAD COMBINED! Please shut the hell up! Nothing turns a man off more than a girl who never shuts up! The man got caught with the cock in a vice, and he asked for help not a good will speech! I pray TO GOD my girl doesn't try this shit on me!

I should have read EVERY reply before replying, to stop myself double posting, but here goes:

Shut the fuck up yourself, you douchebag. She was giving him good advice on the topic, and from a womans perspective which can really help in situations like this. If you think that posting long messages is a bad thing, you're an idiot. You only have ~150 posts so for all I know you're pretty new to Newgrounds, but people can post LONG messages (there is an 8000 character limit, allowing for approximately 1500 words max). If your childish eyes don't want to read long things, cast them aside and stick to reading one line cock jokes.

[FattyWhale]

Stick it in her pooper. Make her sure you aren't a racist who only goes for the asians ;)