Bored anything interesting to say..

[HypnoticTonic]

Im bored just visiting the forums for the first time anyone have anything interesting to talk about.

[AbortedFetus]

Cutting my penis off turns me on, and makes me cum :)

[Twitchmonkey]

At 1/22/04 01:37 AM, AbortedFetus wrote: Cutting my penis off turns me on, and makes me cum :)

thats irony as you cannot cum after you have no penis but the cumming is a direct effect of the cutting of the penis

[HypnoticTonic]

Wow lol ask a dumb question you get a dumb answer i guess

[AbortedFetus]

Also castrating little boys with dull rocks is erotic to.

[Twitchmonkey]

At 1/22/04 01:40 AM, ehrjar wrote: Wow lol ask a dumb question you get a dumb answer i guess

exponential deterioration the dumbness goes faster and faster as more people make dumb comments thats why its best to start with a really good post then itll take a while for it to plunge into anarchy

[MMT]

Hey, if you're bored, you could always go and hit the Portal.

[HypnoticTonic]

Sounds like that hurts.... Ouch..

[HypnoticTonic]

I could and i have been voted and watched about everything on the portals front page until it updates Im just going to sit here

[AbortedFetus]

I like to carve womens vaginas out with a razorblade-sharp spoon.

[llama]

Ok this is what you do. There's an old lady trying to cross the street right, she's clearly having vision troubles. So you go over there, being the fine upstanding citizen you are, and offer to help her across the street. "This way ma'am" "Oh you're such a nice boy". So you lead her across the street, then, into a back alley. You ask if she likes taffee, she'll reply "yes" of course (because all old people live for the taffee). So you tell her the curb is made of taffee, and she shoudl take a bite. "Well that sounds like a larf!", she'll say. Then, when she's just about to bite the curb, and realize it's actually concrete, not taffee, you give her a good old fashion curb stomping. Take her wallet, and do what you want with the body. That's all there is to it.

[HowYouMeanImLame]

man!? you´re sick if you think about raping a old woman!!

[HypnoticTonic]

lol

[Livecorpse]

At 1/22/04 01:40 AM, AbortedFetus wrote: Also castrating little boys with dull rocks is erotic to.

Dude, no. Someone get this Ed Gein into a straitjacket, stat!

[PterodactylFace]

At 1/22/04 01:44 AM, ehrjar wrote: I could and i have been voted and watched about everything on the portals front page until it updates Im just going to sit here

there's more than one page of submissions
watch all the past daily features - that should provide ample entertainment

[Mopsicle]

At 1/22/04 04:13 AM, ehrjar wrote: lol

That has got to be the most award-winning, classically dull, amazingly stupid thing that anyone could ever say on a public message board...

[wdfcverfgtghm]

At 1/22/04 01:49 AM, Anti_Chameleon had this to say about robocop:
(because all old people live for the taffee).

Rest of the story is nich kit but that's an award winner.

[SidZero]

At 1/22/04 01:49 AM, Anti_Chameleon wrote: stuff about a curb-stomping

Have you recently watched American History X, by any chance?

[HypnoticTonic]

he probably did i hate that scene

[atomicnexus]

At 1/22/04 01:45 AM, AbortedFetus wrote: I like to carve womens vaginas out with a razorblade-sharp spoon.

r u some deranged lunatic or just a deranged lunatic

[Enoll]

At 1/22/04 04:18 AM, Mopsicle wrote:

At 1/22/04 04:13 AM, ehrjar wrote: lol

That has got to be the most award-winning, classically dull, amazingly stupid thing that anyone could ever say on a public message board...

well... sometimes some people forget that this isn't chat....

[ForniKate]

I poke badgers with spoons.

[DareDevilGuy]

At 1/22/04 07:44 AM, ForniKate wrote: I poke badgers with spoons.

i poke badgers with AbortedFetus, the disturbed kid