Found New Girlfriend, Advice Wanted
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Never thought I'd actually find one again, but now I realize relationships don't have to be hard and frustrating to establish per say.
If there's a good understanding between each other, and especially an understanding about "no loud screaming the neighbourhood could hear", you're in for a healthy relationship with lots of
quality time.
So tell me what do you feed them?
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You're not supposed to feed them.
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Well you'll have a hard time feeding her with that gag on mister.
Tsk tsk
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Ugh... The BBS is filled with shit today...
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Feed them lots of fast food.
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She needs sex. lots of sex and wingalings
i am an eternal wanderer, searching for a purpose.
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That's a girl?
Looks like a crossdresser....
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semen has salt and stuff, that will work for a while
speaking of which, kinda,ever seen "feed" its a movie about a guy who gets fat women and ties them up, and they eat, he force feeds them, but like, theyre into it, theyre nmot hostages, and he has cameras, and what hes actually doing is making a betting site online about when they will die fromgetting too fat
good stuff
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remove that thing in her mouth, grab a funnel, shove it into her mouth, and stuff meat into it problem solved (i think)
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At 6/4/09 02:21 PM, KurtWilder2027 wrote: ...o_o...
Umm...wow...
43 posts and nothing to say already
[dont we just LOVE newgrounds, people]
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At 6/4/09 02:03 PM, ngfan14 wrote: You're not supposed to feed them.
Yes quite and especialy not after midnight.
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At 6/4/09 02:03 PM, Hellian00 wrote: Ugh... The BBS is filled with shit today...
You're just jealous you haven't caught your own yet.
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At 6/4/09 03:15 PM, WolvenKind wrote:At 6/4/09 02:03 PM, Hellian00 wrote: Ugh... The BBS is filled with shit today...You're just jealous you haven't caught your own yet.
.......what?
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I don't suggest you feed it, you risk creating a BBW, and that is a fate worse than death.
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At 6/4/09 03:16 PM, Crumption wrote:At 6/4/09 03:15 PM, WolvenKind wrote:.......what?At 6/4/09 02:03 PM, Hellian00 wrote: Ugh... The BBS is filled with shit today...You're just jealous you haven't caught your own yet.
Your own gf, that's what.
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Feed her many burgers, fries, and milkshakes.
I hit 1,500 Comments!
Go make a NEW random Coment now!
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At 6/4/09 02:03 PM, Hellian00 wrote: Ugh... The BBS is filled with shit today...
BACK IN MY DAY, THE BBS WAS FULL OF QUALITY THREADS.
Don't lie ;)
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At 6/4/09 03:22 PM, somemember wrote: Feed her many burgers, fries, and milkshakes.
You dont want her to be so fat that you cant fuck her
That defeats that purpose of having a girlfriend
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At 6/4/09 02:03 PM, Hellian00 wrote: Ugh... The BBS is filled with shit today...
Oh c'mon. It's funny and you know it. Quit being so srs all the time. :3
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Pm me about anything, you cumdumpster.
Yes, I know I'm going to hell.
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1. dont play the fool keep it cool
2. look at her tits and act like a total slut
3. use cheasy pick up lines
4. refer her to GoronGuy on newgrounds.com
You know you want to baby!
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oh they need water to. Be sure to hose her down.
Alot...
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Can I... Can I feed it my left over ham from three nights ago?
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I'v learned you have to feed them money and jewelry and expensive presents.
If you don't, they'll leave after a while.
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lmao, nice thread. I thought this was gonna be the anti-lulz.
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