"Pimp" - Conspiracy Theories

[Frenzy]

Lately, I've been hearing some conspiarcy theories about famed NG user "Pimp", such as:

- He's commanded by multiple people
- He's Tom Fulp
- He's God
- He's a robot who automatically deposits each day
- He's just a regular guy

What do you think?

[CowBoyEmo]

A guy who just gets his experience points everyday. I guess he could be used by many people because he must not be able to get on the computer forever.

[AmateurProfessional]

- Homosexual.

This is the truth.

[FIGMENTUM]

I'm one of three people who maintain that account.

[zrick]

Pimp 'conspiracy theories'? What planet do you live on. He's probably just a guy that deposits every day. I doubt anyone's conspiring but you.

[TheSilverGuitar]

At 6/4/09 07:26 AM, Frenzy wrote: - He's commanded by multiple people

This one is plausible. The last theory is just absurd though, he's fucking Pimp.

[Mr-Money]

He's working for the National Rifle Association.

[AudioGmez]

IT takes ten years to get to lvl 60 how longs he been on?

[UltimateAxl]

I always think its Tom's alt.

I could be wrong.

[Gagsy]

We've all been had.

[Gagsy]

We've all been had.

[SeaBoundRhino]

He's actually a Martian, hell-bent on destroying the universe, and his first step in his horrific, blood-thirsty quest is to get a legion of angsty teenagers and under-age, cock obsessed users to form the ultimate army, using his status as a level 60 user, of course. He will then wage war against the masses, destroying all who fight for their freedom. Once Earth is taken over, the universe, and everything in it, will soon follow.

LOL

[Pokemonpoeguygcn]

At 6/4/09 07:31 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote: I'm one of three people who maintain that account.

Prove it

[puddinN64]

At 6/4/09 08:56 AM, Gagsy wrote: We've all been had.

Make's sense. I don't know if anyone could really last 10 years on this site. It's a shame, though. I thought there was some ominous user out there, who deposited everyday, serving as a model for all Newgrounds users.

Life's a bitch sometimes.

[Frenzy]

At 6/4/09 08:56 AM, Gagsy wrote: We've all been had.

I remember that thread from a while back.

[Meepster]

Meet the no-social-life side of newgrounds.

[SuspiciousPenguin]

At 6/4/09 07:26 AM, Frenzy wrote: - He's God

Along with poozy and the fulps

[bl00db47h]

At 6/4/09 07:26 AM, Frenzy wrote: - He's Tom Fulp

Yes that explains it.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1066 409

[HandsomePete]

Considering the amount of value XP actually has, who gives a fuck about Pimp He/She/It doesn't really contribute anything to the site, anyway.

[RDSchley]

At 6/4/09 07:31 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote: I'm one of three people who maintain that account.

and im the other 2... figure that one out!

[mattloaf]

I think Hes a Bot , No offense pimp ;)

[GeoPowa]

He's probably just a regular guy. . . Or girl. . . hey you never know.

[psychicpebble]

He's Tom Flep
Toms evil twin

[Wuggawoot]

At 6/4/09 07:31 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote: I'm one of three people who maintain that account.

I demand proof of this.

[X-Gary-Gigax-X]

He probably has nothing else better to do than come to Newgrounds.

[thatoneguyfromDD]

At 6/4/09 07:31 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote: I'm one of three people who maintain that account.

It's me, you, and Pimp.

your turn btw

[Fim]

First to say I don't really give a shit

[Frenzy]

At 6/4/09 05:43 PM, Fim wrote: First to say I don't really give a shit

Actually, several people have said that before you.

[WooldoorSockbat]

Doctor Grodon is alive and he is Pimp.

[Frenzy]

At 6/4/09 05:39 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: He probably has nothing else better to do than come to Newgrounds.

Like so many others...