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I want to be a whaler when I growup

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Response to I want to be a whaler when I growup 2009-06-03 22:11:33 Reply

At 6/3/09 10:02 PM, Elder wrote:
At 6/3/09 09:19 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
Yeah, I'm 28, shut up
You read my mind.

When you become a whaler, I'm gonna follow you around with a video-camera and watch you fend of hordes of PETA guys. It'll be kinda like watching Resident Evil 5 but a hell of a lot more fun.

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Response to I want to be a whaler when I growup 2009-06-03 22:13:36 Reply

At 6/3/09 09:46 PM, Scrotaculous wrote: I found this for you, but I didn't want to bump the other thread. And since this is a whale thread, it fits, sort of even though you are a dick I can still find humor in whale milk and cheese.

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That just made my day.

At 6/3/09 10:06 PM, DraGoN-RaGe-9001 wrote: well with your size you would fit right in with the whales.

Fair fight, see?

Oh, and it ends up butchering a whale is called "flensing"

and I found out the harpoons ARE EXPLOSIVE.

THEY BLOW UP INSIDE THE WOUND AND USE THE SHARPENED SHRAPNEL TO HOOK THE MEAT INTO THE BOAT.

God, everything about whaling is awesome as fuck.


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Response to I want to be a whaler when I growup 2009-06-03 22:16:22 Reply

and I found out the harpoons ARE EXPLOSIVE.

THEY BLOW UP INSIDE THE WOUND AND USE THE SHARPENED SHRAPNEL TO HOOK THE MEAT INTO THE BOAT.

God, everything about whaling is awesome as fuck.

God damn wish I was a whaler.


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Response to I want to be a whaler when I growup 2009-06-03 22:22:18 Reply

MAN THE EXPLODING SHARPNEL HARPOONS


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Response to I want to be a whaler when I growup 2009-06-03 22:25:57 Reply

At 6/3/09 09:30 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Yeah but, "Killed by PETA" on your obituary makes you look like a real pussy.

PETA would probably lose a few people due to harpoon injuries.


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Response to I want to be a whaler when I growup 2009-06-03 22:28:19 Reply

At 6/3/09 10:25 PM, Del-Toro wrote:
At 6/3/09 09:30 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Yeah but, "Killed by PETA" on your obituary makes you look like a real pussy.
PETA would probably lose a few people due to harpoon injuries.

Harpoon? Screw that, break out the Uzi and pop those hippies full of holes.