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At 6/3/09 07:29 AM, Somepurson wrote:

At 6/3/09 06:16 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

Also, lol, go B your L on someone's Ts.

1. Bacon, lettuce and tomato. Mmmm.
2. Bust your load on someone's tits.

Did I interpret that part correctly?

Yes, lol.

Do nicotinic antagonists prevent pleasure?

At 6/3/09 05:41 AM, Rokuro wrote: Don't get involved in relationships. It's not worth it.

if it can last it is

If you think you can hold in emotion and not express it, I challenge you to break up with someone you love.

ummm.... let me think about that. NO!

You wont be able to hold SHIT in.

i can control my bowel movements thnx

don't surrender to your emotions. soon they will gone.

Well, it's OK if you're just one of the guys trying to get in her pants :3

Sex-yes
Relationships with emotions/shit-no

I plan on being like Barney Stintson and marry in the minimum age (of bros) of 30.

At 6/3/09 05:41 AM, Rokuro wrote:

Trust me. It isn't worth it sitting there while your ex tells you she has two dates with two different people the same night you broke up. It isn't worth the stabbing feeling in your gut when she says she's interested in them, or that she had the best dream ever where she was over you.

sounds like this lil newbie got pwnd

Wow, what a whiny emo bitch! Try to NOT find a slut and maybe things will work out for you. Good luck, champ.

Awwww!
Rokuro, dude!
Not good!
Come back to the metal hell bro!

Rape is a lot easier and more satisfying than a long-term relationship.

reltionships aint bad until the girl trys to change u then everything is messed

I agree they do cause all hell if they go the other way. Suffered thsat already and I'm still single lol.

I challenge you to break up with someone you love.

what kind of sick fuck are you!?

At 6/3/09 05:48 AM, LinkSilvermane wrote: No offense, but not everyone is a completely heartless bitch.

you are correct. guys arent heartless bitches ( theyre called users and cheats) but all girls are at some point.

At 6/3/09 05:52 AM, crapatflash wrote: It's very interesting to be an observer in the world of relationships. I've never had one (yes, nerd, i know), but I think that gives me an edge. I know that relationships very rarely last forever, no matter how string that feeling may be. I also get annoyed at the people (like you) who get all cut up when it ends. seriously, just because you have feelings for someone doesn't mean you own them. they can do what they want, even if that does include acting like a complete whore.

You've been on here since you've been 11? Lol

Anyway, You have no idea how relationships take hold of you. I'm not sating that you become whipped, necessarily, but that the emotions from a loving relationship can seriously effect your state of mind. It makes you think irrationally. You are still very young, and trust me when I say you know nothing about anything as far as life experience goes. You will know more when you turn fifteen, then it will seem like forever away when you turn 16, 16 will seem incredibly immature when you turn 17, and so on. I'm not insulting you, I'm telling you how it is.

At 6/3/09 11:42 AM, Celestian wrote:

you are correct. guys arent heartless bitches ( theyre called users and cheats) but all girls are at some point.

This coming from the vast amount of experience that you've managed to accumulate in approximately five to ten years of romantic encounters with women of all sorts :/ kudos.

I'm a very, very happy person in a sexual relationship with a girl I'm in love with, and who loves me back, probably even more. I think you've just had bad personal experiences, sorry.

At 6/3/09 05:48 AM, LinkSilvermane wrote: No offense, but not everyone is a completely heartless bitch.

meh. What have I ever done to you!?

Never had a girl firend, never will (I have friends that are girls but dont get dicky with me about how I have no firends asshole's).

You wanted a relationship

She wanted dick

Not a good match

At 6/3/09 02:56 PM, TiredPaperBoy wrote: You wanted a relationship

She wanted dick

Not a good match

Somehow reminded me of this...

Heh, nothing is worth loving, especially humans.

sure, the ends of relationships are pretty terrible, but everything before that can only be described as an ecstasy of joy

I love this girl. But after what you said, I am now starting to worry.

i think goatse is still funny and if they dont then they're OUT

you should write a book

Hey sexy want to go out?

I've been there. 3 year long relationship, ended because of that cheating whore. Don't do it. I ended up losing all trust in humanity and to this day I can't look at women the same way anymore. Can't trust them at all. Do yourself a favor and stay away from relationships. I was a much happier person before I dated. (We broke up last summer, and it STILL effects me. I'm still mentally ill because of it.)

BBS fails today.

I'd rather loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

wait, what?