The Many Thoughts Of The Batman

[homor]

before making Dick Grayson Robin:

"by god...this kid just say his own parents own parents MURDERED before his very eyes...just like me...

he's probably suffered irreversible mental damage, he may never be alright again.

theres only one thing i can do:

put him in tight shorts that show off his 12 year old ass and make him fight criminals that threaten him with knives and firearms.

god, I AM THE GREATEST SUPERHERO EVER!"

before adopting Jason Todd as the new Robin:

"god this kid is a fucking jackass.

i know just how to punish this dickhead,

put him in tight shorts and make him fight people with guns and knives until he is beaten with a pipe and blown up, only to come back years later for no good reason at all and continue being a dick.

god, i am THE GREATEST SUPERHERO EVER!"

when first meeting the Joker:

"god, this guy has scars on both sides of his mouth. it makes him look hideous.

i know, i'll toss him into this vat of bleach. THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO LOOK DIFFERENT THAN ME!

god, i am THE GREATEST SUPERHERO EVER!"

upon meeting Kite-man:

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

and that is why Batman is better than Superman.

any questions?

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

Yes. One question. Is batman a furry? Because he seems like one, except the little boy he picks up isn't forced to dress like a bird. It's just his name.

[Krbyfan1]

I have one. Is Kite-Man really a villain?

If so, what were they smoking at DC Comics and where can I get some?

[homor]

At 6/3/09 01:46 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote: I have one. Is Kite-Man really a villain?

If so, what were they smoking at DC Comics and where can I get some?

1- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kite_Man

2- they were smoking the Silver age.

[Generalissimus]

I didn't even know there was villain called Kite-Man, he sounds pretty ridiculous.

[BrainlessDan]

At 6/3/09 01:42 AM, homor wrote: any questions?

Yes, where do babies come from?

[homor]

At 6/3/09 02:06 AM, BrainlessDan wrote: Yes, where do babies come from?

the Batman's eye sockets.

[BrainlessDan]

At 6/3/09 02:07 AM, homor wrote:

At 6/3/09 02:06 AM, BrainlessDan wrote: Yes, where do babies come from?

the Batman's eye sockets.

Damn i was way off.

[aviewaskewed]

At 6/3/09 02:03 AM, Generalissimus wrote: I didn't even know there was villain called Kite-Man, he sounds pretty ridiculous.

Oh he ain't the only one.

Crazy Quilt!

Egg Foo Young!

So many more.

By the way, the Joker was perfectly normal before he fell in that vat of acid. Both his origin stories tend to confirm this fact, the scarred thing is an invention of the film. Not that I'm complaining since it was a neat invention.

Also, Jason Todd came back for a very good reason dammit...SUPERBOY PUNCH!!!!!!!

[Darklilangel23]

batman rules he has no powers and takes on super villians where superman is almost invincle and too much of a goody goody two shoe

[ngman7]

At 6/3/09 03:02 AM, Darklilangel23 wrote: batman rules he has no powers and takes on super villians where superman is almost invincle and too much of a goody goody two shoe

He's smart, resourceful and cunning enough to take on and defeat supervillains of ALL types single-handedly. That's why people like him.

[homor]

At 6/3/09 03:02 AM, Darklilangel23 wrote: batman rules he has no powers and takes on super villians where superman is almost invincle and too much of a goody goody two shoe

Batman may be dark and more badass than Superman but he's arguably just as goody goody as he is.

Batman never kills. he doesn't need, and he never should.

[ngman7]

At 6/3/09 03:16 AM, homor wrote:

Batman may be dark and more badass than Superman but he's arguably just as goody goody as he is.

Batman never kills. he doesn't need, and he never should.

Batman and Superman are like two sides of the same coin.