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I just got lost in a forest

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I just got lost in a forest 2009-06-02 18:26:56


I was cycling down a road trying to find a shortcut home when I was assaulted by a herd of ravenous sheep. My only option for survival was to retreat into the dark forest that stood before me.

I wandered for what seemed like eons damning myself for not taking the long way and longing for the time when I would be reunited with Team Fortress 2, but accepting that I would probably never see any of my video games again.

Luckily all those Chuck Norris sayings and Stallone movies payed off and I successfully conquered nature and her obstacles, killing armies of small rodents and eating their babies, but at the cost of the very thing that separated man from beast.
When they found me eventually I was cooking a live bear with my iPod and pleasing Thor with my own blood.

I was lost for about 20 minutes by the way.

Response to I just got lost in a forest 2009-06-02 18:34:01


I know this'll get to like twenty pages..But I have to say this is the worst topic I've ever read......I feel like just leaving the internet for ever at the shittyness of this thread.

Kill yourself....Seriously kill yourself.


Fuck chris hanson!

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Response to I just got lost in a forest 2009-06-02 18:37:41


At 6/2/09 06:34 PM, LethalLockdown wrote: I know this'll get to like twenty pages..But I have to say this is the worst topic I've ever read......I feel like just leaving the internet for ever at the shittyness of this thread.

Kill yourself....Seriously kill yourself.

Better get used to it, welcome to newgrounds.

Response to I just got lost in a forest 2009-06-02 18:57:02


At 6/2/09 06:40 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:
This thread at least produces a chuckle. And that's what the BBS is for.

My work here is done, so long humans.

Response to I just got lost in a forest 2009-06-02 18:58:53


You went outside?
You're crazy.


Formerly known as Headshot777

The Newgrounds BBS is like a woman. All the teenagers who get into it make a terrible mess within two minutes. -Jercurpac

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Response to I just got lost in a forest 2009-06-02 19:07:55


Thats great?


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Response to I just got lost in a forest 2009-06-02 19:36:56


At 6/2/09 07:07 PM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote: Thats great?

it is yes.

Response to I just got lost in a forest 2009-06-02 19:42:02


Epic story. Seriously, i lol'd.

300th post baby!

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