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OddlyPoetic

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Posted at: 6/2/09 06:02 PM

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At 6/2/09 05:52 PM, lawlmaster wrote:
At 6/2/09 05:44 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote:
At 6/2/09 05:40 PM, ngman7 wrote: Sodomy is an abomination.
Seriously, is that all you fucking talk about? God? Christianity?
So? that's his right to. So why not go join the atheist buttfuck club over there? >.>

1.Its annoyoing to always talk about the same thing.
2. I'm not an atheist, you assuming fuck.

Fuck you Korriken.

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At 6/2/09 05:55 PM, THISISNOTANALT wrote: But then how do you Dirty Sanchez after THAT?

Your name looks like THIS IS NOT ANAL T

hehehehehehehehheehehehehe

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Posted at: 6/2/09 06:04 PM

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You know, your method would also work for guys.

just stating the obvious.

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I wear glasses so I can just claim it was an 'accident'.


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Ain't no bitch shittin' on my dick!


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Posted at: 6/2/09 06:41 PM

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At 6/2/09 05:03 PM, BrainlessDan wrote: Its just poop, you can wash it right off.

yea and it smells awful


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Posted at: 6/2/09 06:43 PM

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Good luck getting her to let you fit a tip of a water bottle in her ass. They make enemas for this, much smoother and easier.

- Never take your eyes off your opponent... unless he's twice your size then run in the opposite direction.

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Nah, I'd rather stick with the vagina.


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Lots of lube, that way the chocolate slips right off when you pull out.


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Posted at: 6/2/09 07:53 PM

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You should be worrying about the chicks willingness for anal more than you should be worrying about getting shit on your dipstick.

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Tempted the devil with my song. And got what I wanted all along....


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Yorik

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Posted at: 6/2/09 07:58 PM

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So you invented the enema?


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Ragnarokia

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Posted at: 6/2/09 08:20 PM

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Make sure you give her clit a sponge bath before you lick it!

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Clock-Ninja

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At 6/2/09 04:57 PM, Proottalfain wrote: What about I just don't stick it in her pooper?

I don't want anal sex, and I don't think many girls want anal sex anyway.

My thoughts exactly.

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Ragnarokia

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At 6/2/09 08:21 PM, Clock-Ninja wrote:
At 6/2/09 04:57 PM, Proottalfain wrote: What about I just don't stick it in her pooper?

I don't want anal sex, and I don't think many girls want anal sex anyway.
My thoughts exactly.

the ass is suppsoe to be shitty compared to the feelings they get from their vagina so whats the point getting fucked in the ass if its more enjoyable to get fucked in the vagina. If I was a girl I would try anal once but stick to normal. If the guy gets more pleasure from fucking asses then tell him to fuck a guy.

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Posted at: 6/2/09 08:27 PM

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I tell my girlfriend to take a diarrhea and not wipe. After that we have anal and it's all squishy, I like it dirty.

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At 6/2/09 04:53 PM, PREPOSTEROUS wrote: I'm Sure Lubricant Would Do The Job..
Your Method is..
PREPOSTEROUS!

You're such a fag

This is a place for you to read shit and waste your life

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Viper-Studios

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At 6/2/09 08:25 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:
the ass is suppsoe to be shitty compared to the feelings they get from their vagina so whats the point getting fucked in the ass if its more enjoyable to get fucked in the vagina. If I was a girl I would try anal once but stick to normal. If the guy gets more pleasure from fucking asses then tell him to fuck a guy.

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Sk8erGirl14

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Posted at: 6/2/09 08:29 PM

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At 6/2/09 04:56 PM, Duffi wrote:
At 6/2/09 04:53 PM, Sk8erGirI14 wrote: but i dont like chawklet
OH YEAH GUURL

I still wonder to this day whose alt account that is.

well, like, you couldn't, like, find it because, like, you're dumb, god
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Viper-Studios

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At 6/2/09 08:29 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote:
I still wonder to this day whose alt account that is.

wait a sec...... why would a girl be interested in this thread?
If there was a thread about how to fist a guy I problbaly wouldnt click on it.

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KyleTheMadcap

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As if any of you have ever had anal sex..

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PrawDuhJee

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The more you know...

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All we need now is some pee-pee.

I like my women low key, big fat and black.
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