How to anal a girl

[Viper-Studios]

if youve never did anal secks with a girl before because you were afraid of the mess well your in luck with my new method. Its called the bottle method. You fill your average water bottle thats not a wide gape about halfway full of water. Get her to lay on her back with her ass pointed up and insert the bottle and squeeze till all the water is in her colon. Ger her to shit all the water in the toilet. This way all the leftover shit in her ass will be forced out by the water and now shes clean and easy for teh clean anal fuck.

If you still arent sure about this cheap and east method then you can order my training tapes for 3 easy payments of $24.99

[Duffi]

You don't throw away good chocolate. You eat it.

[Strength]

Anyone who's afraid of getting a little shit on their dick is a pussy.

[F-U-N-D-A]

So... You want me to preform an Enema on every girl I fuck in the ass?

Just wrap your dick up man.

[Sk8erGirI14]

At 6/2/09 04:53 PM, Duffi wrote: You don't throw away good chocolate. You eat it.

but i dont like chawklet

[PREPOSTEROUS]

I'm Sure Lubricant Would Do The Job..
Your Method is..
PREPOSTEROUS!

[gibleto]

It's called wiping.

Don't date a chick that doesn't do it.

[soomz]

I think ill need the video. I'll PM you my info

[Duffi]

At 6/2/09 04:53 PM, Sk8erGirI14 wrote: but i dont like chawklet

OH YEAH GUURL

[Proottalfain]

What about I just don't stick it in her pooper?

I don't want anal sex, and I don't think many girls want anal sex anyway.

[JKMonkey]

Just use a condom and you should be fine, the surface of a condom probably wont pick up any shit

[Viper-Studios]

At 6/2/09 04:53 PM, F-U-N-D-A wrote: So... You want me to preform an Enema on every girl I fuck in the ass?

Just wrap your dick up man.

Well thats what most men do but theres plenty og guys even though every girl wants it, wont do it simply because they dont want to get shit everywhere. I understand this so im giving them an alternative method so they can enjoy the art of buttsecks.

[Draulius]

No, you put the bottle in, take the bottle out, and THEN you use it as lube!

[flashwarrior]

At 6/2/09 04:53 PM, Strength wrote: Anyone who's afraid of getting a little shit on their dick is a pussy.

I concur.

I listen to too much of that sick animation CD I bought

[Viper-Studios]

At 6/2/09 04:57 PM, Proottalfain wrote: What about I just don't stick it in her pooper?

I don't want anal sex, and I don't think many girls want anal sex anyway.

see your the person im trying to help. You like anal secks but your afraid of the asshole because of its primary usage. You could enjoy fucking your girl in the ass if you use my method. You can cum in a girls ass without worrying about pregnancy and you cant say that about a vagina, at least not a functioning one anyway.

[BrainlessDan]

Its just poop, you can wash it right off.

[tatsumaru7]

Hey if I have to get some shit on my dick to give anal then so be it.

[RedCoin]

At 6/2/09 04:55 PM, gibleto wrote: It's called wiping.

Don't date a chick that doesn't do it.

You must question her about this upon meeting.

[XBrOthasGrMMnolAbarX]

If she's afraid it'll be messy you honestly can tell me she won't be afraid to have a bottle up her a$$?

[Gortag]

At 6/2/09 04:53 PM, PREPOSTEROUS wrote: I'm Sure Lubricant Would Do The Job..
Your Method is..
PREPOSTEROUS!

your method of ending every post with your name is amusing

[Viper-Studios]

At 6/2/09 05:07 PM, XBrOthasGrMMnolAbarX wrote: If she's afraid it'll be messy you honestly can tell me she won't be afraid to have a bottle up her a$$?

Your the man..... You Fucking make her shove that bottle in her ass.

[Proottalfain]

At 6/2/09 05:01 PM, Viper-Studios wrote:

At 6/2/09 04:57 PM, Proottalfain wrote: What about I just don't stick it in her pooper?

I don't want anal sex, and I don't think many girls want anal sex anyway.

see your the person im trying to help. You like anal secks but your afraid of the asshole because of its primary usage. You could enjoy fucking your girl in the ass if you use my method. You can cum in a girls ass without worrying about pregnancy and you cant say that about a vagina, at least not a functioning one anyway.

Go read the Wikipedia article. A French study concluded that the third of the woman who had anal sex enjoyed it. 1/3

Also, sure, girls can't get pregnant out of it, but the risk of STDs is much higher, and the rectal tissue is fragile, and could tear.

No thanks.

[XBrOthasGrMMnolAbarX]

At 6/2/09 05:13 PM, Viper-Studios wrote:

At 6/2/09 05:07 PM, XBrOthasGrMMnolAbarX wrote: If she's afraid it'll be messy you honestly can tell me she won't be afraid to have a bottle up her a$$?

Your the man..... You Fucking make her shove that bottle in her ass.

lol

[OrbitalDebris]

Its called an enima and the kits are filled with a clensing saline solution.

I'd suggest a pharmacy method

[ngman7]

Sodomy is an abomination.

[OddlyPoetic]

At 6/2/09 05:40 PM, ngman7 wrote: Sodomy is an abomination.

Seriously, is that all you fucking talk about? God? Christianity?

[lawlmaster]

At 6/2/09 05:44 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote:

At 6/2/09 05:40 PM, ngman7 wrote: Sodomy is an abomination.

Seriously, is that all you fucking talk about? God? Christianity?

So? that's his right to. So why not go join the atheist buttfuck club over there? >.>

[SugarQmuffin69]

its not as fun cuz u can make her suck the shit off ur dick later

[THISISNOTANALT]

But then how do you Dirty Sanchez after THAT?

[Alpharius120]

I'd just stick it in her pooper.