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Posted at: 6/2/09 05:10 AM
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Everybody should be aware that we are currently experiencing a large viral outbreak. On top of this, a few nights ago there was 'civil unrest' in the city I live in, Melbourne, and as a result of this a police officer "was bitten on the hand and suffered an injury as a result of that".
Is it just me, or is this the opening plot to every zombie film ever made?
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Posted at: 6/2/09 05:11 AM
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At 6/2/09 05:10 AM, Andy-Parker wrote: Is it just me, or is this the opening plot to every zombie film ever made?
It's just you.
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Posted at: 6/2/09 05:19 AM
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Zombie outbreaks never start with drunken protests.
Give me a mutated strain of rabies originating in Madagascar and we have a good zombie plot.
Well, rabies or herpes.
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Posted at: 6/2/09 05:20 AM
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Melbourne? Australia? OMFG IM GONNAH BE ONE OF THE FIRST ZOMBEHS!!!! All sarcasm aside this was retarted.
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At 6/2/09 05:19 AM, gibleto wrote: Zombie outbreaks never start with drunken protests. Give me a mutated strain of rabies originating in Madagascar and we have a good zombie plot. Well, rabies or herpes.
I have both of those things!
Posted at: 6/2/09 05:24 AM
At 6/2/09 05:20 AM, NeverHundred wrote: At 6/2/09 05:19 AM, gibleto wrote:
At 6/2/09 05:19 AM, gibleto wrote:
Best get to biting!
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Posted at: 6/2/09 05:41 AM
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Well then I'll just have to get my shotgun and baseball bat.
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Posted at: 6/2/09 05:50 AM
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At 6/2/09 05:41 AM, Cybersief wrote: Well then I'll just have to get my shotgun and baseball bat.
Me too.
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Posted at: 6/2/09 05:52 AM
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God damn Australian gunlaws.
Looks like my several swords will have to suffice.
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Posted at: 6/2/09 05:56 AM
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OMG Aussie is first and New Zealand is next!!!
we're all gonna die!!!!!
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Posted at: 6/2/09 05:57 AM
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I'm in melbourne city for the next 3 days. Fuck.
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Posted at: 6/2/09 05:59 AM
remove the head or destroy the brain. or move to perth, its ages from anywhere.
Posted at: 6/2/09 06:00 AM
At 6/2/09 05:56 AM, Skulsta wrote: OMG Aussie is first and New Zealand is next!!! we're all gonna die!!!!!
You New Zealanders are all zombies anyway. I've seen the way you look at other peoples brains... I know the truth... I'm on to you.
Posted at: 6/2/09 06:03 AM
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Finally, i've been waiting for this for ages :D
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Posted at: 6/2/09 06:19 AM
Biting people is an indian habit. They can't help themselves
Posted at: 6/2/09 06:59 AM
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If anything, this is a response to zombie assualts that have occured recently. I guess the undead want to know their fine whilst studying over here.
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Posted at: 6/2/09 07:59 AM
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At 6/2/09 06:00 AM, NeverHundred wrote: I've seen the way you look at other peoples brains...
It's the same way they look at sheep... with an erotic hunger...
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Posted at: 6/2/09 08:06 AM
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At 6/2/09 05:59 AM, Andy-Parker wrote: remove the head or destroy the brain. or move to perth, its ages from anywhere.
Oh good, I'm safe for now. Those zombies move slow as anything. I can only pray they don't leanr to drive...
Also, read Herbert West, some zombies can survive without their heads.
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Posted at: 6/2/09 08:10 AM
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Lol Victoria and your swine flu.
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Posted at: 6/2/09 08:19 AM
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My house is already barricaded, thanks.
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Posted at: 6/2/09 08:22 AM
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theres no such thing as zombies when you die your interal orgasns including your brain start to decompose in a few weeks of walking around in the sun the flies and insects would eat a zombie up
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Posted at: 6/2/09 08:44 AM
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thank god I live in a America.*quietly enacts zombie survival plan* see you all in Alaska.
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Posted at: 6/2/09 08:55 AM
At 6/2/09 08:22 AM, Darklilangel23 wrote: theres no such thing as zombies when you die your interal orgasns including your brain start to decompose in a few weeks of walking around in the sun the flies and insects would eat a zombie up
when you die your internal organs undergo the 'Z-conversion' which turns the person into a brain-hungry monster. its scientific.
Posted at: 6/2/09 10:08 AM
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At 6/2/09 08:44 AM, gostgamer wrote: thank god I live in a America.*quietly enacts zombie survival plan* see you all in Alaska.
Be careful of those arctic vampires.
Posted at: 6/2/09 10:21 AM
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Anybody who actually believes or even wants a zombie apocalypse to happen is an idiot.
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Posted at: 6/2/09 10:29 AM
At 6/2/09 10:21 AM, Phantox wrote: Anybody who actually believes or even wants a zombie apocalypse to happen is an idiot.
that's what they said about global warming. but luckily i stocked up on husky dogs and icepicks before it happened.
Posted at: 6/2/09 10:35 AM
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At 6/2/09 05:19 AM, gibleto wrote: Give me a mutated strain of rabies originating in Madagascar and we have a good zombie plot.
"Story goes, these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys."
Spot the film, or perish!
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Posted at: 6/2/09 10:36 AM
At 6/2/09 10:35 AM, Effsix wrote: "Story goes, these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys." Spot the film, or perish!
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Posted at: 6/2/09 10:37 AM
At 6/2/09 10:29 AM, Andy-Parker wrote: that's what they said about global warming. but luckily i stocked up on husky dogs and icepicks before it happened.
That's been happening forever with the advances of technology. If a zombie were real, we would have already had outbreaks
Posted at: 6/2/09 10:39 AM
At 6/2/09 10:37 AM, Phantox wrote: That's been happening forever with the advances of technology. If a zombie were real, we would have already had outbreaks
there was one two days ago. the government covers them up because they don't want to cause panic.
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