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At 7/26/09 07:53 AM, Fyndir wrote:

At 7/26/09 05:45 AM, Coop83 wrote: So does Zerok have all of the results he needs?!

Yes.

Now all complaints about wanting the results can be directed to Zerok instead of WritersBlock.

And now I can use my time for something more productive, like building a giant toilet.

At 7/25/09 02:22 PM, Fyndir wrote:

At 7/25/09 02:03 PM, WritersBlock wrote: Scores

For comparison, I had:

I didn't have a single person with a perfect 10/10. I did have two 9/10. Most everyone else scored between the 1-4 range for me. Don't have the exact scores in front of me. However, I was unaware the we could give out 0s.... Oh well =p

Well now we play the waiting game.

again.

just kidding, But I really hope results are out soon

At 7/26/09 07:53 AM, Fyndir wrote:

At 7/26/09 05:45 AM, Coop83 wrote: So does Zerok have all of the results he needs?!

Yes.

Now all complaints about wanting the results can be directed to Zerok instead of WritersBlock.

I've just been blaming Zerok for the delay the whole time just to simplify the whole situation.

GOD DAMN IT ZEROK PICK UP THE PACE

Finally, now we can blame someone specific.

FUCKING ZEROK TAKING UP 3 FUCKING WEEKS OF MY TIME WITH THIS BULLSHIT I HOPE YOU GET AIDS WHILE FUCKING YOUR DOG AND YOUR MOM IN A THREEWAY THEN GET CANCER AND A BRAIN TUMOR ONLY TO DIE BY A SERIAL KILLER TAKING .5 ml OF BLOOD EVERY 45 SECONDS UNTIL YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A DEAD FUCK DOLL FOR YOUR FATHER.

LETS GO ZK, we're waiting!

Here we sit like Wade's unused tampons
Wade's unused tampons
Wade's unused tampons
Here we sit like Wade's unused tampons
Waiting for the results

I wish I could give you the tune to sing it to.

At 7/27/09 11:52 PM, TheThing wrote: Here we sit like Wade's unused tampons
Wade's unused tampons
Wade's unused tampons
Here we sit like Wade's unused tampons
Waiting for the results

I wish I could give you the tune to sing it to.

I feel like I know the exact meter you're singing it in just by reading it.

At 7/27/09 11:52 PM, TheThing wrote: Here we sit like Wade's unused tampons
Wade's unused tampons
Wade's unused tampons
Here we sit like Wade's unused tampons
Waiting for the results

I wish I could give you the tune to sing it to.

It sounds like it required a bastardised version of "London Bridge is Falling Down"

Possibly drop the "Wade's" from lines 2 and 3, to make it fit better.

Another Day, another day without results.

At 7/27/09 11:52 PM, TheThing wrote: Here we sit like Wade's unused tampons
Wade's unused tampons
Wade's unused tampons
Here we sit like Wade's unused tampons
Waiting for the results

I wish I could give you the tune to sing it to.

mary had a little lamb...GO!

It should be here any minute now! The fucking schedule said it'd be here half an hour ago.

At 7/28/09 04:34 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 7/27/09 11:52 PM, TheThing wrote: Here we sit like Wade's unused tampons
Wade's unused tampons
Wade's unused tampons
Here we sit like Wade's unused tampons
Waiting for the results

I wish I could give you the tune to sing it to.

It sounds like it required a bastardised version of "London Bridge is Falling Down"

Thinking about it, it is London Bridge, but pitched is dropped on "tampons"

Possibly drop the "Wade's" from lines 2 and 3, to make it fit better.

No, that's a bit longer than the London Bridges tune.

At 7/28/09 06:58 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: It should be here any minute now! The fucking schedule said it'd be here half an hour ago.

If this was Japan, we'd have arrived by now.

At 7/28/09 11:11 PM, TheThing wrote:

Possibly drop the "Wade's" from lines 2 and 3, to make it fit better.

No, that's a bit longer than the London Bridges tune.

In fact, this morning's pre-caffeine inspiration is here - "Here we sit like Wade's tampons" if you drop unused instead of Wade's, it fits the tune a lot better.

whaddayasay?

I'm greatly appalled at how late the results are, excuse me while I sit and wait for Wade's tampons.

In fact, this morning's pre-caffeine inspiration is here - "Here we sit like Wade's tampons" if you drop unused instead of Wade's, it fits the tune a lot better.

whaddayasay?

how about you drop "Un" from "used"? Then it fits the melody as well.

The lyrics might be a bit crammed in, but if there wasn't "unused", why would the tampons be waiting?

Almost time for the July panel to be done...should be interesting.

At 7/29/09 04:21 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 7/28/09 06:58 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: It should be here any minute now! The fucking schedule said it'd be here half an hour ago.

If this was Japan, we'd have arrived by now.

Yet a Nissan GTR driven by Bill Oddie would still get there first.

I don't know why you're waiting to be honest. Unless there are some very close contenders, you really should know who's won what out of the four results you DO have. So use that.

At 7/30/09 03:45 AM, Fyndir wrote:

At 7/29/09 04:21 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 7/28/09 06:58 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: It should be here any minute now! The fucking schedule said it'd be here half an hour ago.

If this was Japan, we'd have arrived by now.

Yet a Nissan GTR driven by Bill Oddie would still get there first.

Maybe he's waiting for the new Nissan 370 GTR? Still the best race that they've had on Top Gear, closely followed by the 1949 Jag, Train and Vincent race, which almost made me feel sorry for Hammond.

"I am sitting astride my boyhood hero... no, wait, that sounds wrong. Between my legs is my.. no, that's not going to work either."

This contest was just an elaborate prank to get us all to waste our time

I just know it

If you've noticed, July's contest is about finishing up, and we haven't even gotten JUNE'S results yet.

At 7/30/09 04:03 AM, Podburrys wrote: I don't know why you're waiting to be honest. Unless there are some very close contenders, you really should know who's won what out of the four results you DO have. So use that.

what results are those? i don't know what you're talking about.

At 7/30/09 05:56 PM, TheLameSauce wrote:

At 7/30/09 04:03 AM, Podburrys wrote: I don't know why you're waiting to be honest. Unless there are some very close contenders, you really should know who's won what out of the four results you DO have. So use that.

what results are those? i don't know what you're talking about.

Although the results were all sent to Zerok,the judges posted what the results here too. The unfortunate thing is some of them didn't say who got what, so I guess you do have to wait...

At 7/30/09 07:07 PM, Podburrys wrote:

At 7/30/09 05:56 PM, TheLameSauce wrote:

At 7/30/09 04:03 AM, Podburrys wrote: I don't know why you're waiting to be honest. Unless there are some very close contenders, you really should know who's won what out of the four results you DO have. So use that.

what results are those? i don't know what you're talking about.

Although the results were all sent to Zerok,the judges posted what the results here too. The unfortunate thing is some of them didn't say who got what, so I guess you do have to wait...

Good deduction, Robin. Now if we could only find out how to get our time machine away from the Riddler and get the lithium crystals from Mr. Freeze, your comments just might be able to be considered only slightly retarded.

At 7/30/09 07:07 PM, Podburrys wrote: Although the results were all sent to Zerok,the judges posted what the results here too. The unfortunate thing is some of them didn't say who got what, so I guess you do have to wait...

We posted our OWN results, the point is that they get collated by the person in charge to reach the final results, then we post our own with names and comments so that you can all see how you did in the eyes of each judge.

No-one knows who has won any prizes yet, Zerok hasn't posted anywhere public in a while, so you'll just have to be patient and wait for a while, it'll be done when it's done and we're sorry for the delays.

At 7/30/09 11:01 PM, Fyndir wrote: No-one knows who has won any prizes yet, Zerok hasn't posted anywhere public in a while, so you'll just have to be patient and wait for a while, it'll be done when it's done and we're sorry for the delays.

Exactly, I can't stress this enough really. I've been getting the hint through Zerok's recent activity as well as the fact that as Fyndir mentioned, he's not posted in the public forums at least for a bit, that he's been busy recently with that pesky real-life thing. We all have our results and any comments we might want to post ready (I think), but I'll be waiting for the results thread to post mine. It just seems more relevant to me, though if it goes on much longer I'll consider posting my thoughts here. Again, sorry for the delays and patience will be appreciated :)

I advise passing the time by walking up to the flight gate, looking up at the electronic board, looking down at your watch and exhaling loud enough for the gate attendant to hear you. Then mutter swear words to yourself as you move to the cafe for the thousandth time.

Hmmm, I'm actually starting to worry about Zerok. This real-life thing he's doing seems very dangerous to me. I wouldn't do it anymore if I were him.

I'm changing my flight if this continues...

At 7/31/09 07:47 AM, Scarab wrote: I advise passing the time by walking up to the flight gate, looking up at the electronic board, looking down at your watch and exhaling loud enough for the gate attendant to hear you. Then mutter swear words to yourself as you move to the cafe for the thousandth time.

If they have a Cinnabon there, I could wait like 17 years for that flight. Those buns are amazing.

What were we talking about? Oh yeah...hurry up Zerok! :D