At 6/1/09 10:34 PM, dome-of-red wrote:
You're a fuckass...Tim and Eric Awesome Show is AWESOME...
LOL @ american dad, that show is fuckin horrible.
"Sucks" does not describe it accurately. It's god-awful, terribleness, horrificalbadnagodawfulsucks. I would rather be forced to watch the Oxygen Network (or whatever it is) to learn how to better connect with my feminine side for 7 months non-stop than spend 5 minutes of my life letting the TV radiate my face with their god-awful circus of comedic failure. The possibility of developing a male period is more appealing to me. IT'S NOT (*&^%$# FUNNY.
Random nonsense can be hilarious in the right context, somewhere between humorous moments that at least require some semblance of intelligence to recognize "hey, that's funny!". However, just stringing a bunch of bull&^%$ together for 15 minutes then blacking out is more reminiscent to the time I spent with the toilet on my 21st birthday than anything that would qualify as entertainment. I woke up the next day, feeling god awful, completely ashamed of myself, with no idea WTF happened but determined never to do it again.
Awesome, you've successfully taken the brain of a down syndrome child who has been forced to eat LSD for his entire existence, ran it through a blender a couple times, urinated in it, and splattered it onto my television, 3 seconds of which is enough to cause the tissue in my brain to actually MELT to save itself. It's the Teletubbies for adults....
I accidentally switched it on one time and I still have scars on the side of my face from where it's exposure caused burns. The mental and physical damage are more than one man can overcome within his lifetime. I have a new appreciation for the victims of Chernobyl.
If you collapsed that damned show into the span of less than a second, it would be the EQUIVOLENT of having my television reach critical mass and self-fission for no reason whatsoever every !@#$%^& evening.
Yea, GREAT JOB.
