If the classical music artists...

[Wegra]

If classical music artist such as Bach, Beethoven, Mozart and others listened to our shitty music we have today what do you think they would say/ reactions would be? I can think of a million things they would do but am too lazy to post.

[TheForumRaider]

-Not all music is shitty

-They'd leave the building, but wasn't Beethoven deaf?

[PrawDuhJee]

Well Beethoven was deaf, so I don't think that would be a problem.

[Jonny879]

they'd say "were's the passion gone?"

[danwolves]

Hmm, considering this joke is sort of related I'm going to post it anyway.

Steven Spielberg was discussing his new project - an action docudrama about famous composers starring top movie stars.
Sylvester Stallone, Steven Segal, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger were all present.
Spielberg strongly desired the box office 'oomph' of these superstars, so he was prepared to allow them to select whatever composers they would portray, as long as they were very famous.
"Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play
him."
"Chopin has always been my favorite, and my image would improve if people saw me playing the piano" said Willis. "I'll play him."
"I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," said Segal. "I'd like to play him."
Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. "Sounds splendid." Then,
looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, "Who do you want to be, Arnold?"
So Arnold says........

"I'll be Bach."

Yeah I know long joke, sorry

[TheFrozenBunny]

thay would start breakdancing to awesome music.

[XtremeofParanoia]

At 6/1/09 08:18 PM, danwolves wrote: Then,
looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, "Who do you want to be, Arnold?"
So Arnold says........

"I'll be Bach."

I giggled a bit.

[Proottalfain]

They'd learn how to use FL studio and make great electro music!

They would be amazed at the possibilities of the different sounds you can make with a computer. Tchaikovsky already used cannons for his 1812 overture, so I guess he'd be quite open to electro.

[TheDon91]

At 6/1/09 08:18 PM, danwolves wrote: "I'll be Bach."

best. joke. ever =P

made me laugh

[Tancrisism]

At 6/1/09 08:26 PM, Proottalfain wrote: They'd learn how to use FL studio and make great electro music!

They would be amazed at the possibilities of the different sounds you can make with a computer. Tchaikovsky already used cannons for his 1812 overture, so I guess he'd be quite open to electro.

They'd be bored stiff by modern electronica though. Musically, it is not very complicated.

[PrawDuhJee]

At 6/1/09 08:18 PM, danwolves wrote:

"I'll be Bach."

Haha, that was the best music joke I've ever heard!

[Proottalfain]

At 6/1/09 08:34 PM, Tancrisism wrote:

At 6/1/09 08:26 PM, Proottalfain wrote: They'd learn how to use FL studio and make great electro music!

They would be amazed at the possibilities of the different sounds you can make with a computer. Tchaikovsky already used cannons for his 1812 overture, so I guess he'd be quite open to electro.

They'd be bored stiff by modern electronica though. Musically, it is not very complicated.

Not many modern music is complicated anymore... And "a lot of figures" does not mean complicated.

[MrFlopz]

Mozart was deaf, but beet-oven.