Forum Topic: What Jim Carrey Should've Said.

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Posted at: 6/1/09 05:13 PM

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At 6/1/09 04:53 PM, simsam114 wrote: I actually avoided the MTV awards like cancer

So what? I avoid TV as a whole like cancer.


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I had a friend complaining about it, but honestly, she really thinks the MTV awards are something to be taken seriously?

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At 6/1/09 04:59 PM, Twilight wrote:
At 6/1/09 04:57 PM, darknessdweller wrote: Umm... didn't you have school today? Why weren't you in BED?
I was watching it in BED.

But why werem't you ASLEEP?


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At 6/1/09 05:30 PM, darknessdweller wrote:
At 6/1/09 04:59 PM, Twilight wrote:
At 6/1/09 04:57 PM, darknessdweller wrote: Umm... didn't you have school today? Why weren't you in BED?
I was watching it in BED.
But why werem't you ASLEEP?

I couldn't SLEEP.

You guys are right, the MTV awards aren't really taken seriously, so I guess the cast is just going to melt the trophies away and use them as the sparkles in the next movie.

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At 6/1/09 04:51 PM, Twilight wrote: when the Paramore song was nominated for being in Twilight for less time than Davidzx was modded.

haxx

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At 6/1/09 05:33 PM, Twilight wrote:
At 6/1/09 05:30 PM, darknessdweller wrote:
At 6/1/09 04:59 PM, Twilight wrote: I was watching it in BED.
But why werem't you ASLEEP?
I couldn't SLEEP.

Oh ok. Plz do, take moar recordings of your daily life! I like conversation!~


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At 6/1/09 05:02 PM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: Who the fuck is Jim Carrey?

He's the human equivalent of Marmite.

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Fuck twilight brother

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At 6/1/09 05:45 PM, Fawktt wrote: Fuck twilight brother

Hell yea, man!

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At 6/1/09 04:51 PM, Twilight wrote: I know some of you watched the MTV Movie Awards last night. Nothing was on at 12 in the morning so I had to sit through this. It was hilarious at times, but come on....
TWILIGHT FUCKING WON EVERYTHING.
But if you were up there, what would you say?

twilight sux @$$. nuff said

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Well what do you expect, a bunch of teenage girls, of course Twilight will win. I expected Jim to have a good speech, and it was, until the final line. He could've done a good old fashioned "thanks to God" or "I love my family" "I wouldn't be here without the fans". But he says something stupid like that. I understood that Twilight was going to win some stuff, that was inevitable, but you gotta been fuckin' kidding me with Best Movie.

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Jim Carey did FINE. He was the only funny part of the entire awards.

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I'd rather the paramore song have won than fucking Miley Cyrus that stupid hick of a girl

But the chick from twilight did NOT deserve best female actor.

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So Twilight won a bunch of shitty MTV Movie Awards from a channel that's already become a sell-out. Big fucking deal.


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"thx for award giiise, how do i shot web????"

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Face it, the only reason why people on NG hate on twilight is because of its insane fangirls. The movie on itself was pretty good, one of the best of last year.

So they kind of deserved the award.

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At 6/1/09 07:55 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: Face it, the only reason why people on NG hate on twilight is because of its insane fangirls. The movie on itself was pretty good, one of the best of last year.

So they kind of deserved the award.

Leave this site.
NOW.


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At 6/1/09 07:56 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote:
Leave this site.
NOW.

MAKE ME

a sandwich, a twilight sandwich.

(also, I thought it was going to suck based on all the people bitching about it and when I saw it, it was just okay)

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you know he was chosen as curly in the upcoming three stooges remake

there is no way even Jim can recreate the original curly

one movie I wont see, not even at gun point

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I should make a book about homosexual uhhh Elves.... then i wud use the muny for ghey shiite.


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At 6/1/09 04:58 PM, physicsman09 wrote: Who's Jim Carrey?
At 6/1/09 05:02 PM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: Who the fuck is Jim Carrey?

Behold...


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Never watch ANY crappy award shows. They all blow huge monkey dick. I would rather give myself a vasectomy then sit through a show where undeserving people get awards they.....well, don't deserve. Wow you was in a movie where you got payed millions of dollars lets give them a award. come the fuck on isnt the millions of dollars enough.

SERIOUSLY

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At 6/1/09 07:59 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: (also, I thought it was going to suck based on all the people bitching about it and when I saw it, it was just okay)

I too watched it. It is indeed a chick flick, however it could've been better, it was a generic half-assed love story with a vampire twist. It wasn't bad, it was actually okay, but it's overrated... like all the other chick flicks.


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I really should upload my Twilight Burning movie... but hte camaera work is so shitty though, thatI should just reshoot the whole thing.

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Everybody asking who Jim Carrey is, is a fucking 13 year old homosexual.

Liar Liar, bitch
The Truman Show
Bruce Almighty
The number 23
Horton hears a god damn who, although imo it fucking sucked a little
Yes man, altough I haven't seen this yet, not sure if it's good
Fucking Ace Ventura
Dumb and Dumber
Me Myself and Irene, god dammit
The motherfucking MASK, motherfucker. Not the crappy crappy kiddy sequel, the son of the mask. Just....The Mask, bitch.
He was great in How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Fun with Dick and Jane was alright
I heard good things about Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Fucking Once Bitten
He was the Riddler in an old Batman Forever movie
The Cable guy, funny stuff


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