At 6/8/09 05:20 AM, Michaelas10 wrote:
I'm not sure if it's referring to the already announced 5, though.
brb, facepalming.
They have talked about including the 4 L4D campaigns IN ADDITION TO the 5 new campaigns.
So that 360 users don't have to swap disc to play the older campaigns, and to encourage new players to buy it like a bundle pack.
Now on to something more interesting than your stupidity.
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Let's get the ball rolling with my idea for a L4D2 advert that I want Valve to make.
The scene opens on a relatively normal street, perhaps a bit run down, a few things look a tad out of place, as the camera sweeps across the street you notice a lady standing in the middle distance, alone.
She, like the street, is a bit run down, and you hear music start softly in the background as the camera slowly rolls towards her back.
The music, I must point out, will be Total Eclipse Of The Heart covered by Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan, a beautiful sonorous English duet.
As the camera gets closer the music builds up, and as we reach the final, dramatic, line (turn around, bright eyes ; every now and then I fall apart) the lady whips round to reveal a ruined, bleeding zombie face, she then lunges at the camera as the drummer does his thing.
Cut away to various scenes of survivors helping each other up, while the duet continues in the background (and I need you now tonight ; and I need you more than ever ; and if you'll only hold me tight ; we'll be holding on forever), we see smokers dragging survivors off the edge of a cliff only to be gunned down and the remaining survivors help their fallen comrade to their feet.
End with a scene of a tank rushing towards the survivors while a horde comes in from all sides, the end is surely nigh, they take one last look at each other (I really need you tonight ; forever's gonna start tonight ; forever's gonna start tonight), and fade to black as they begin shooting.
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PROFIT.
Also, totally make an internal joke video with the song, TF2 Meet The video style Stewart and McKellan on a stage singing to each other with love evident in their faces and eyes. Video gets leaked, even more profit happens.
Commentary is encouraged, especially if it consists of "lol, Fyndir is awesome".