Dearest Marvelous Angry Bovine,
I completely disagree with your statement.
This film is a classic, I cried with laughter exactly twenty-seven times upon viewing it.
Because the cost of theater snacks are so high, I was forced to extort valuable items such as popcorn, and dr pepper from the Old, young and weak.
I am very proud of this.
Later that night, I came while reflecting upon my extortion, which contained large amounts of the popcorn I previously mentioned.
The popcorn and sperm had combined into one entity. I call it Perm also known as Sopcorn.
Unfortunately, I am now addicted to the substance, and I eat it constantly.
I plan on selling Perm/Sopcorn to theaters all around the world. I belive I have stumbled upon a treat for the whole family. (Especially your Mother)
Best wishes to you and your family (Especially your Mother), big boy.
- Camel