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Would you take this shit? 2009-06-01 02:00:47 Reply

You come home from school one day, and your sisters boyfriend is sat around in his undies. He goes off at you, telling you that you drink to much coke, and that he's took 5 cans of the coke your mum bought and hid them in his room. He then tells you that he'll hit you in the arm if he see's you with more than 2 cans a day.

What the fuck do you do? Do you take this shit? Or do you grip his balls real tight and rip them off?


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Response to Would you take this shit? 2009-06-01 02:02:01 Reply

Punch him in the fucking face.


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Response to Would you take this shit? 2009-06-01 02:02:12 Reply

I'd just tell him to get out of my house. As if he's worried about how much coke you drink. Why the fuck does it matter to him anyways?


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Response to Would you take this shit? 2009-06-01 02:03:33 Reply

At 6/1/09 02:02 AM, Zombified wrote: I'd just tell him to get out of my house. As if he's worried about how much coke you drink. Why the fuck does it matter to him anyways?

'Because it's selfish'.

Fuck him I'll drink as much coke as I fucking please, we got 30 fucking cans. I can't believe he had the audacity to hide 5 in his room, when he bought a 30 pack recently and wouldn't let anyone except my sister, his girlfriend, touch them.

Fat fucker.


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Response to Would you take this shit? 2009-06-01 02:04:08 Reply

Whoa, he's treating you like you're a bitch. You better whoop the shit out of him for that shit or else you are.


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Response to Would you take this shit? 2009-06-01 02:05:25 Reply

Tell him off. What does it matter to him how much you drink? He reminds me of my freeloading uncle.

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Response to Would you take this shit? 2009-06-01 02:05:37 Reply

I'd tell him to give back the Coke. If he refuses, threaten him, if he still refuses, resort to violence. People like that need their heads kicking in.

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Response to Would you take this shit? 2009-06-01 02:05:52 Reply

u should drinka ll the coke u can then piss all over his bed problem solved

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Response to Would you take this shit? 2009-06-01 02:07:15 Reply

If it's your house, You can do whatever you want. He does not live there, Thus, making YOU in charge. Just rip his balls off :D


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Response to Would you take this shit? 2009-06-01 02:07:37 Reply

Kick the shit out of him and throw him out of the house. Stop taking his shit, grow some balls, and stand up for yourself!


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Response to Would you take this shit? 2009-06-01 02:08:16 Reply

Weren't you having problems with abuse from him? Why are you still there?


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Response to Would you take this shit? 2009-06-01 02:08:47 Reply

Tell him off or beat the shit out of him. He's in your house, you should take nothing short of respect. Also, you could try awakening your sisters protective instincts (If she's older than you anyway...)

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Response to Would you take this shit? 2009-06-01 02:09:25 Reply

At 6/1/09 02:07 AM, Generalissimus wrote: Kick the shit out of him and throw him out of the house. Stop taking his shit, grow some balls, and stand up for yourself!

I did, I grabbed a coke anyway. Besides the point though, he still said it.

And I don't want to upset my sister and kick him out/get him kicked out, because apparently, he makes her happy. I mean, I don't believe it, and I think personally he's using her as a ticket to Australia, but yeah.

He pretended to lose his phone, he's on the phone to the cops right now getting a second iPhone. He's a fucking poor cunt.


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Response to Would you take this shit? 2009-06-01 02:09:56 Reply

I say this in all seriousness:

get some laxatives and plant one in one of his drinks. Put some rice or picnic ants in his bed. Plague his lodging with you, and when he turns to point the finger, cite favoritism and get the authorities involved.
If he wants to play, play tough.

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Response to Would you take this shit? 2009-06-01 02:12:37 Reply

Beat his ass, it isnt like it is his house.


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Response to Would you take this shit? 2009-06-01 02:12:40 Reply

I would seriously give him a left hook to the temple and presume to beat him so bad he would never want to return to my house again.


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Response to Would you take this shit? 2009-06-01 02:13:34 Reply

Rip his damn balls off.

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Response to Would you take this shit? 2009-06-01 02:15:00 Reply

He's 23, I'm 15. He's a big fat cunt, easily 80kg, if not more, and I'm 54kg.

He lives with us, too. Fuck he's a cunt.


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Response to Would you take this shit? 2009-06-01 02:15:47 Reply

Hahaha, ha.

Get a job. Buy all the damn coke you want.


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Response to Would you take this shit? 2009-06-01 02:17:59 Reply

Doesnt matter what newgrounds has to say about the situation because they're not you. If you're not scared of this prick than boot him in the dick and stomp on his face, If you're scared than you either have to deal with it and hate yourself for not doing anything or tell someone that can and will straighten this prick out. You live in the house too, you shouldnt have to put up with his shit.

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Response to Would you take this shit? 2009-06-01 02:18:30 Reply

At 6/1/09 02:00 AM, Sexylegs wrote: What the fuck do you do? Do you take this shit? Or do you grip his balls real tight and rip them off?

"You know, you do have a sexy body".

That'll scare him.

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Response to Would you take this shit? 2009-06-01 02:19:17 Reply

Don't kick his ass. If he's over 18, make him hit you, and take it, really. After said damage is done, call the police.

I understand that he makes your sister 'happy' I was in the same position once w/ my sister's boyfriend. The guy was a fucking douche, and I kept calling him that, and when they finally broke up, she got real sad. Though apparently I was right all along.

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Response to Would you take this shit? 2009-06-01 02:27:51 Reply

At 6/1/09 02:15 AM, Sexylegs wrote: He's 23,
He lives with us, too.

Thats fucking creepy. I would never let that shit slide.


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Response to Would you take this shit? 2009-06-01 02:32:46 Reply

At 6/1/09 02:02 AM, Sevkat wrote: Punch him in the fucking face.

This. Don't be a pussy and hit him in the balls, that's strictly a last resort.


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Response to Would you take this shit? 2009-06-01 02:37:55 Reply

At 6/1/09 02:19 AM, StuffyOne wrote: Don't kick his ass. If he's over 18, make him hit you, and take it, really. After said damage is done, call the police.

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Response to Would you take this shit? 2009-06-01 02:42:43 Reply

I don't think it's something to fight about. It's just Coke. You really shouldn't be drinking it at all, or one a day at the most. Sure he's a prick, but your teeth and bones will thank you.


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Response to Would you take this shit? 2009-06-01 02:55:37 Reply

It's your sisters boyfriend right? Egg his house.


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Response to Would you take this shit? 2009-06-01 02:57:04 Reply

At 6/1/09 02:12 AM, TheBloodPrice wrote: I would seriously give him a left hook to the temple and presume to beat him so bad he would never want to return to my house again.

Coming from a 15 year old.

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Response to Would you take this shit? 2009-06-01 02:58:54 Reply

Well your parents are quite retarded for letting your sisters boyfriend live with you guys.

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Response to Would you take this shit? 2009-06-01 02:59:47 Reply

The fact that he's hiding the cans just shows how mature he really is. I wouldn't worry about it too much. Just go buy another case and drink them all in front of him. I wanna see how this goes, because it sounds like it'll piss him right off.


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