Forum Topic: Confession time: I'm black

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Sabotage

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At 6/1/09 04:54 AM, vaIentine wrote:
At 6/1/09 04:45 AM, Sabotage wrote: I find it highly offensive and have contacted several mods to delete this topic and ban this notorious racist posing as an American man of African descent.
Moderators have taken part of this topic....

36Holla and SevenSeize are perhaps the worst moderators on the entire website. They have sent me multiple PM's calling me the N-word. I have reported them to several administrators, and their modships are currently hanging in the balance while my case is investigated.

Why is it that a man can't hold another man's scrotum in the palm of his hand (as an act of friendship) without risking being called a member of the homosexual community?

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Being black isn't was it's cracked up to be. I applaud your honesty Jamoke.

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Posted at: 6/1/09 06:48 AM

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I seriously want to try this out to see how it works. "I'm not 'black' anymore my good chum, no I have assumed a new identity. One that is, delicious."

Was this entire thing brought on by Nameless?

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At 6/1/09 05:04 AM, vaIentine wrote: Stupid stuff

Oh man...

I'm not even going to say anything, this is too amusing.


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i have a confession to make too...

i'm ParagonXq's alt account. which means i'm uh gurl LMAOROFLROFL teehee


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At 6/1/09 04:45 AM, Sabotage wrote: I'm surprised I'm the only one that sees that THEJamoke is completely trolling. This topic is a cruel satire of the plight of the "new" black man, as it were. Do you find the fact we want racial equality funny? I find it highly offensive and have contacted several mods to delete this topic and ban this notorious racist posing as an American man of African descent.

1) This is Newgrounds, and black/dark/offensive humor is the norm.
2) Maaaaaaaaaybe we DOOOOO get the joke, and we're playing along?
3) Maybe YOU'RE the one trolling at this point. And perhaps I've just called you out on it.

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At 6/1/09 12:26 AM, Proottalfain wrote: I request a chocolate aura for Newgrounds.

Yeah.

Confession time: I'm black

A level icon is not a representation of maturity in any way.


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At 5/31/09 11:29 PM, Sensationalism wrote:
At 5/31/09 11:26 PM, AngryCat wrote: If we follow that "one drop rule", I think that makes some of us everything.
Dude yeah right. I'm pure Aryan.

Thats why I said some.

At 6/1/09 03:00 AM, theshadowwolf wrote: Noobs get evil.

Dude, WTF?

I'm a regular thread killer. If you see my post at the bottom of a page, chances are there are no more posts below it.

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At 6/2/09 12:25 AM, vaIentine wrote:
Whiny command to "get off mah intawebs"

Let the record show that everyone who's ever been told to get off the internet has complied.

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No f*cking way! You drink duff beer?!?

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By the one drop rule, I'm also black.

Maybe that's why they call me "White Chocolate"

Anyways, the first step to a cure is admitting you have a problem. Good for you.

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At 6/1/09 12:21 AM, DragonRry wrote: I'm a Chinese Canadian girl

THEY ARE FUCKIN EVERYWHEREEEEEE

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You be as black as you want to be, you muddafucka... Leave MISTER Cosby out of this.

God and/or Cosby bless the pudding pops

Confession time: I'm black

I like my women low key, big fat and black.
IGNORE THIS

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Your previous posts have already suggested this.

Hell, I'm pretty sure you even gave us a picture once or twice.

I've lived in filth, I've lived in sin
And I still smell cleaner than the shit you're in

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I'm a girl.

Sorry guys.

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Hey, I'm asian. You don't see me complaining.

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Eh. Well I'm not all black. But I'm black enough that I can be considered part of "da hood"


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I guess I should come out clean too. I'm not really a human, I'm two ducks.

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Those who claim superiority are the most inferior. -Chdonga

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Congrats. GreenLanturn, ZenGaijin, olskoo, and DoucheFlagon would be proud to see another brother here on the forums. Man our numbers are dwindling.

Still original, creative & innovative, most known unknown.

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Who gives a fukk if your black? I am too. "Say it loud , I'm Black and I'm Proud."

I am very talented at the things people get arrested for.

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I want to be chocolate too... But I'm custard and cream all over. :(

I am Robot Taco. Hear me type.
Taco Freak is mah Homeboy.
OH LAWD! This site kicks ass. Join it.


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At 5/31/09 11:13 PM, igott wrote: Ok, I'll admit, I'm a chick.

*Gasp!*


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At 6/11/09 09:34 PM, Twilight wrote: I'm a girl.

Sorry guys.

Nah you're just a tubby fella with a fascination for effeminate vamps. I bet you wish you were that bella chick. Watching your man sparkle and stuff.

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At 6/11/09 09:36 PM, thelittleemo wrote: Eh. Well I'm not all black. But I'm black enough that I can be considered part of "da hood"

You sir, are Barack Obama's offspring.


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At 6/11/09 09:44 PM, Proottalfain wrote:
At 6/11/09 09:36 PM, thelittleemo wrote: Eh. Well I'm not all black. But I'm black enough that I can be considered part of "da hood"
You sir, are Barack Obama's offspring.

Stop telling everyone my secrets or I'll have my daddy fucking nuke your house.


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Today, a co-worker named Kjwanna said "Sup N****!" to me, and I turned around, as an attempt to prove a point to another black co-worker. He was quite surprised.

True story.

Oh, and also, despite my melanin deficient ways, I'm blacker than most black people from places above the Mason Dixon line.

Fun FUNK facts, right there.

and yes, I hate honkies.

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There is no such project.


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I have a confession. You don't care about this post.

This account has been moved to here.
Because this username sucks.

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At 5/31/09 11:13 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: I couldn't have said it any better.

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Confession time: I'm black


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You spelled Barack worng.

wrong is mispelled on purpose.

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At 6/11/09 09:54 PM, lemonsourkid wrote: You spelled Barack worng.

wrogn is mispelled on purpose.

You spelled wrong...wrong.

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