Forum Topic: Trick to whiter teeth

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Alternatively, brush your teeth.

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At 5/31/09 10:41 PM, D-XN wrote: Alternatively, brush your teeth.

I like this idea better.

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holy shit, she lives in my tiny little shit of a town.

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Bullshit advertisement. Although the way it pretends that it's written by someone living in your town is a clever little touch.

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Just take black & white photos. Flawless.

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Some people have yellow teeth. I'm willing to try it.


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oh haha, just turned on my proxy, its a fake!

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At 5/31/09 10:45 PM, mariomusicmaker1 wrote: holy shit, she lives in my tiny little shit of a town.

OH SHIT DUDE WE MIGHT LIVE IN THE SAME GODDAMN TOWN

PMing you this second.


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At 5/31/09 10:45 PM, Jercurpac wrote: Bullshit advertisement. Although the way it pretends that it's written by someone living in your town is a clever little touch.

I didn't even know there was a Galway 1 through 9.

Trick to whiter teeth


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At 5/31/09 10:50 PM, Proottalfain wrote:
At 5/31/09 10:45 PM, mariomusicmaker1 wrote: holy shit, she lives in my tiny little shit of a town.
OH SHIT DUDE WE MIGHT LIVE IN THE SAME GODDAMN TOWN

PMing you this second.

Disregard this, I suck cock. Taken from the source code:

My name is Cathy Anderson. I live in <script src="http://j.maxmind.com/app/geoip.js">
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<script type="text/javascript"><!--
document.write(geoip_city());
// --></script>
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<script type="text/javascript"><!--
document.write(geoip_region());
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and I want to tell you how I changed my teeth from being something I was ashamed of to being something I&#8217;m proud to show off.


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At 5/31/09 10:50 PM, Proottalfain wrote:
At 5/31/09 10:45 PM, mariomusicmaker1 wrote: holy shit, she lives in my tiny little shit of a town.
OH SHIT DUDE WE MIGHT LIVE IN THE SAME GODDAMN TOWN

PMing you this second.

no that is alright, i just discovred by turning on my proxy, that the site changes the city name accoring to your IP address,

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I don't even live near Portage!

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At 5/31/09 10:45 PM, mariomusicmaker1 wrote: holy shit, she lives in my tiny little shit of a town.

Holy fuck now she's in MY little shit of a town!

Damn, she moves around fucking quickly. I bet she racks up Frequent Flyer Miles quickly though.


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That's odd, she lives two towns away...

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HOLY SHIT SHE'S IN MY HOUSE!

The lights are off but I can see her teeth...There white
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At 5/31/09 10:45 PM, mariomusicmaker1 wrote: holy shit, she lives in my tiny little shit of a town.

wait, you live in Great neck!? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SO DO I!!!


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At 6/1/09 12:41 AM, duper1012 wrote:
At 5/31/09 10:45 PM, mariomusicmaker1 wrote: holy shit, she lives in my tiny little shit of a town.
wait, you live in Great neck!? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SO DO I!!!

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCKKKK EPIC FAILURE!!! didn't realize it figger out where you liv and shit.

Holy fucking shit do i fail.

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At 6/1/09 12:43 AM, duper1012 wrote: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCKKKK EPIC FAILURE!!! didn't realize it figger out where you liv and shit.
Holy fucking shit do i fail.

So now we all know you live in DrForeman's town.


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Haha, the 'before' pic on there has teeth that are already whiter compared to my teeth as they are now.

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At 5/31/09 10:43 PM, Headshot777 wrote:
At 5/31/09 10:41 PM, D-XN wrote: Alternatively, brush your teeth.
I like this idea better.

i prefeer the coke metheod
best part is it makes your gums numb so you can suck off your dealer better


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Brush your teeth, and once a week, brush with just baking soda, then rinse with a tiny bit of peroxide and then rinse with water well


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Bullshit scam. I saw this ad a few days ago and just out of curiosity started going through the sign up process. And as expected, when it comes time to pony up the credit card number there is an ass-load of fine print. The explanation of each offer's cancellation policy tells you that you can cancel anytime during the 15 day trial period. What they don't tell you is that the actual fine print says each offer will charge you 60 to 90 bucks each month, and I'm guessing the first month is automatically charged to you off the bat regardless. I'm also willing to bet it's like 8 bitches in a bitch boat to deal with the customer service operators just to cancel. They probably start feeding you some incredibly long, drawn out sales pitch before you can complete the process in the hopes that you will either give up or drop dead from the sound of their voice, in which case they will have no moral qualms charging a dead person's credit card.

As everyone has noticed the website has a charming little feature that pretends this fictional "Cathy" person is from your hometown or somewhere near. That fishy strike number one.

Then if you notice you can leave a comment on the article, but it won't show up. Even after you leave it and you refresh the page. The 29 highly enthusiastic comments that are there are ominously well written, have zero grammar, spelling and punctuation errors. Very odd for the internet. Strike number 2.

And just out of curiosity, I took the before and after pictures of "Cathy's" teeth, imported them to photoshop and superimposed them over one another. At first the two pics don't line up, the "after" one is slightly more zoomed in than the other and off center. I resized it, lined it up then lowered the transparency and guess what, the two pictures are identical down to the illumination highlights on the teeth and lower lip. That means photoshopped. Strike motherfucking 3, Cathy.

Tits or GTFO, if you even exist you scamming ho.


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A lot of toothpastes offering "Whiter teeth" are usually good enough really. I certainly noticed a difference when I used some of my mums toothpaste for that. Was inexpensive too.

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Hah! That woman is from Wyoming, MI... that's seriously like 5 miles down the road from me. Maybe I should go tell her what a dink she is.


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At 6/1/09 03:41 AM, Gorgorothx wrote: Hah! That woman is from Wyoming, MI... that's seriously like 5 miles down the road from me. Maybe I should go tell her what a dink she is.

Quoting myself, because I should have read the rest of the posts first ;) Jokes on me


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Jamoke, you're fucking brilliant.

Did your life flash before your eyes?
Cup of tea, cup of tea, almost got shagged, cup of tea.

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Just get you a bottle of White Out, instead.


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Here's a trick: Don't use false nails or plastic to replace real teeth.

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My name is Cathy Anderson. I live in Glasgow , V2

I wonder what Glasgow Version 1 was like?

You know, back before they ironed out some bugs and patched the city.

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