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My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-05-31 21:36:51

So, I was just sittin here, and then my sister was like " I got you a present", And OMG A BLOW UP MAN YEAH.

This disturbs me...

What whall I do with blow up man? with a 8 inch cock?

My Sister got me a blow up man!

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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-05-31 21:37:55

At 5/31/09 09:36 PM, Tykwa wrote: So, I was just sittin here, and then my sister was like " I got you a present", And OMG A BLOW UP MAN YEAH.

This disturbs me...
What whall I do with blow up man? with a 8 inch cock?

Do what he was designed to do? Take him to an amusement park and ride every ride with him. Make sure he's dressed up though!


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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-05-31 21:38:40

Blow em up, I wanna see how a male one looks!


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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-05-31 21:39:22

At 5/31/09 09:36 PM, Tykwa wrote: So, I was just sittin here, and then my sister was like " I got you a present", And OMG A BLOW UP MAN YEAH.

This disturbs me...
What whall I do with blow up man? with a 8 inch cock?

I have a question. What is an blow up man?


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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-05-31 21:42:17

Going to have some good fun from the looks of it

My Sister got me a blow up man!

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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-05-31 21:42:54

At 5/31/09 09:39 PM, Holonboy wrote:
At 5/31/09 09:36 PM, Tykwa wrote: So, I was just sittin here, and then my sister was like " I got you a present", And OMG A BLOW UP MAN YEAH.

This disturbs me...
What whall I do with blow up man? with a 8 inch cock?
I have a question. What is an blow up man?

An inflatable doll made to represent a man.

Your sister likes to throw her money away, because blow up dolls are like $80 CAD minimum.

Which is maybe like $50 USD.


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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-05-31 21:43:57

At 5/31/09 09:42 PM, Tykwa wrote: Going to have some good fun from the looks of it

now blow it up.

no pun intended.

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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-05-31 21:44:30

At 5/31/09 09:42 PM, Tykwa wrote: Going to have some good fun from the looks of it

From the looks of it, they really didn't try making it look realistic.


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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-05-31 21:45:51

At 5/31/09 09:44 PM, Chumbawamba wrote:
At 5/31/09 09:42 PM, Tykwa wrote: Going to have some good fun from the looks of it
From the looks of it, they really didn't try making it look realistic.

But the packaging says he was realistic! HOW COULD THEY LIE?!


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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-05-31 21:45:54

At 5/31/09 09:42 PM, Tykwa wrote: Going to have some good fun from the looks of it

Im curious, where is the opening that you blow into?


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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-05-31 21:46:37

HA! For my 19th birthday, all my friends bought me a fat chubby tubby blow up doll :P We put it in my buddy's car and drove up to our school's automotive shop class and pranked our shop teacher :) Oh god, was it ever funny! He just looked at us and shook his head and said "There is something bad in your car" ahaha!!

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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-05-31 21:52:25

That looks painful.


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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-05-31 21:54:28

Well, blow it. What else?


wut

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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-05-31 21:56:50

At 5/31/09 09:36 PM, Tykwa wrote: What whall I do with blow up man? with a 8 inch cock?

Take a ride on it.


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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-05-31 21:58:26

At 5/31/09 09:42 PM, Tykwa wrote: Going to have some good fun from the looks of it

For some reason, I busted out laughing.


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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-05-31 21:58:52

At 5/31/09 09:42 PM, Tykwa wrote: Going to have some good fun from the looks of it

Fucking scary

Blow it up :3

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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-05-31 21:59:08

I'm sure your "sister" bought it and that this "sister" isn't the door to your little closet.


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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-05-31 21:59:19

There is also an anal opening.

it is tiny

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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-05-31 22:01:09

At 5/31/09 09:59 PM, Tykwa wrote: There is also an anal opening.

it is tiny

this thread is so awesome


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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-05-31 22:03:37

At 5/31/09 10:01 PM, Clock-Ninja wrote: Why not a blow up woman?

CAUSE ITS FUCKIN TYLER KNIGHT. THE tyler knight.


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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-05-31 22:05:02

thats truly fucked up.

Whore him out!!!


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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-05-31 22:05:06

At 5/31/09 10:03 PM, Luis wrote: CAUSE ITS FUCKIN TYLER KNIGHT. THE tyler knight.

Hey Luis, how are ya? Want a beer?

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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-05-31 22:05:20

That looks NOTHING like the man on the box....


Do what now...?

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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-05-31 22:05:54

wow, all I can say is wow

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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-05-31 22:06:14

At 5/31/09 10:01 PM, Clock-Ninja wrote: Why not a blow up woman?

Cleaning your cum out of the pussy hole is a pain in the ass.

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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-05-31 22:06:22

Pretty funny and rude at the same time why would she get something like that for you is she trying to imply that you are gay?

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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-05-31 22:06:46

At 5/31/09 10:06 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote:
At 5/31/09 10:01 PM, Clock-Ninja wrote: Why not a blow up woman?
Cleaning your cum out of the pussy hole is a pain in the ass.

And cleaning your cum out of the ass is a pain in the pussy hole?


My signature was old so I changed it.

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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-05-31 22:06:53

At 5/31/09 10:03 PM, Luis wrote:
At 5/31/09 10:01 PM, Clock-Ninja wrote: Why not a blow up woman?
CAUSE ITS FUCKIN TYLER KNIGHT. THE tyler knight.

Luis feels very strongly about these issues. *high five*


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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-05-31 22:12:31

At 5/31/09 10:06 PM, RadicalOyster wrote: Luis feels very strongly about these issues. *high five*

I do, newgrounds needs a black guy on staff. I'm gonna see if tom can hire him instead.


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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-05-31 22:27:45

At 5/31/09 10:12 PM, Luis wrote:
At 5/31/09 10:06 PM, RadicalOyster wrote: Luis feels very strongly about these issues. *high five*
I do, newgrounds needs a black guy on staff. I'm gonna see if tom can hire him instead.

But luis, your black on the inside! You just need to belive! :D


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