Forum Topic: Hey Ng, I Have A Problem

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Crazyhobo51

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Posted at: 5/31/09 06:19 PM

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I like to wear a elaborate Jar Jar Binks costume and mask as part of my every day life. I went to the grocery store, and saw how depressed everyone was so I thought I would help. I started dancing in the aisles, and yelling at people, and running up to people and taking things out of their cart. It was great fun. Then when I went to check out, there was only one lane open and a long line. I screamed and screamed while in line and danced, bumping into other people. I opened a box of baking soda and threw it around. Finally I got to the checkout. I started making noises at the cashier, and I kept pressing buttons on the computer. Some people in line were groaning because the line was getting very long, but that gave me even more incentive to make them laugh. I climbed onto the table and started kicking peoples groceries on the floor and singing. The manager and one of his goons pulled me off and said I could never shop there again. Can I sue for harassment or possibly assault?

Hey Ng, I Have A Problem


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Posted at: 5/31/09 06:20 PM

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Consult an attorney in your area.

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I don't know if anybody told you this or not, but you're not funny....


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Posted at: 5/31/09 06:21 PM

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Hahahaha you're fucking hilarious kid

They see me trollin', and flamin, mods patrollin they tryna catch me postin goatse
[ ]JOIN THE FINAL FIGHT COLLAB
[X]JOIN TEH NON

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speeling

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Posted at: 5/31/09 06:35 PM

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At 5/31/09 06:21 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: Hahahaha you're fucking hilarious kid

No, read my post above!


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Grub-Xer0

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At 5/31/09 06:35 PM, speeling wrote:
At 5/31/09 06:21 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: Hahahaha you're fucking hilarious kid
No, read my post above!

Well I have read it and I still stick with my original statement.

They see me trollin', and flamin, mods patrollin they tryna catch me postin goatse
[ ]JOIN THE FINAL FIGHT COLLAB
[X]JOIN TEH NON

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At 5/31/09 06:44 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote:
At 5/31/09 06:35 PM, speeling wrote:
At 5/31/09 06:21 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: Hahahaha you're fucking hilarious kid
No, read my post above!
Well I have read it and I still stick with my original statement.

Not Unless I change that!


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Posted at: 5/31/09 06:49 PM

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That sounds annoying as fuck.

I hope the sweet God of Hate blesses me by giving you cancer.

Do not PM me asking about the project known as "Iron Fist."
There is no such project.


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At 5/31/09 06:49 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: That sounds annoying as fuck.

I hope the sweet God of Hate blesses me by giving you cancer.

y-y-you aren't the God of Hate, Funk?


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Posted at: 5/31/09 06:52 PM

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You sound like an asshole, that's just annoying and you got what you deserve, don't whine about it.

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Next time take some liquid soap and run up to someone screaming "YOU HAVE SWINE FLU"Spraying it on them.

Fuck chris hanson!

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Posted at: 5/31/09 07:17 PM

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So, you're the prick that threw baking soda all over me!

You should be hanged.

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Absolutely not! You were being a total douchebag. Now you expect money for it? Dear God, I'm glad I don't live in America.


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At 5/31/09 06:20 PM, speeling wrote: I don't know if anybody told you this or not, but you're not funny....

He's a combo of hilarious and imbecile-ism
What's the matter with you?


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Funny? Maybe, Stupid, Definitly

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At 5/31/09 06:50 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote:
At 5/31/09 06:49 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: That sounds annoying as fuck.

I hope the sweet God of Hate blesses me by giving you cancer.
y-y-you aren't the God of Hate, Funk?

No, just a poser. Once the fad passes he'll drop hate like a mother-fucking brick of bullshit.

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triplenoob

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Posted at: 5/31/09 07:53 PM

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Are... Are you retarded?
Do you really mean that you tried to make people laugh by pushing off their groceries and getting onto tables, all that singing? You are totally an imbecile.

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At 5/31/09 06:50 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote:
At 5/31/09 06:49 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: That sounds annoying as fuck.

I hope the sweet God of Hate blesses me by giving you cancer.
y-y-you aren't the God of Hate, Funk?

That would be me, actually. And I grant thee thy request loyal servant of hatred. He now has super AIDS and penis cancer.


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Posted at: 5/31/09 08:06 PM

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No one in the world can help you now.

Swallow your sugar pills, inject your saline, breath in some hydroxide mist and have a nice day.

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At 5/31/09 06:20 PM, speeling wrote: I don't know if anybody told you this or not, but you're not funny....

He's funnier than you, for sure.

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Posted at: 5/31/09 09:00 PM

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dude, shut up.

im bored, entertain me

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Posted at: 5/31/09 09:08 PM

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that reminds me of the time my old band mates would make the hitler salute to cars just to see who would wave back. meh. i dont really have a comment for that. meh

Rattle your head. Listen to my music.

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Posted at: 5/31/09 09:10 PM

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I hope you guys realize that that faggot didn't actually do that.
He is simply a 12 year old making up stories that seem "random" and "funny".


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I started dancing in the aisles, and yelling at people, and running up to people and taking things out of their cart. It was great fun. Then when I went to check out, there was only one lane open and a long line. I screamed and screamed while in line and danced, bumping into other people. I opened a box of baking soda and threw it around. Finally I got to the checkout. I started making noises at the cashier, and I kept pressing buttons on the computer. Some people in line were groaning because the line was getting very long, but that gave me even more incentive to make them laugh. I climbed onto the table and started kicking peoples groceries on the floor and singing. The manager and one of his goons pulled me off and said I could never shop there again. Can I sue for harassment or possibly assault?

no u cant sue. they can probably sue u. u have got to be the dumbest f**kin retard in the world. what did u think would happen when u started dancing on tables?! u a F**KING retarded.

larger than life.......thats wut she said.

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Posted at: 5/31/09 09:43 PM

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my last post wasnt sopose to have my quote highlited. so if u read it, dont read the top part.

larger than life.......thats wut she said.

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