Whale cheese.

[FUNKbrs]

As you know, I hate all life, especially endangered species such as whales.

So then, it occurs to me that since whales are mammals, and their calves grow at exponential rates because of their seriously bad ass milk, that whale milk must be the most awesome shit on the planet.

Now, goat milk kicks serious ass, as does camel milk... so why not whale milk?

But if you're going to steal the nutrients from the helpless suckling calves of whales, why not go all the way with it?

Why not MAKE WHALE CHEESE.

Goat cheese is the motherfucking BOMB. People pay through the nose for that shit!

Now, NOW, IMAGINE the seriously fucking awesome power of a bacon and whale cheese sammich.

Therefore, I propose oceanic whale farms, where we use domesticated whales to produce whale milk for the production of whale cheese, which is the ultimate food to feed the hungry bellies of my planned army of hate fueled soldiers.

I'm taking over the world, bitches.

One whale at a time.

[Ferris95]

Holy shit, quick call the boys upstairs!

[FurryFox]

This is the best idea I've heard in a long time!

[Mz-frost95-fr]

...and just imagine how much cheese could come out of just one whale, as they are soooooo large.

Brilliant!

[aninjaman]

It would be cumbersome and expensive to milk something as huge and untamed as a whale. Also whale milk would be mostly fat and would taste like grease except more expensive.
Im sorry was I supposed to say this was a good idea?

[CryogenChaos]

At 5/31/09 05:25 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Therefore, I propose oceanic whale farms, where we use domesticated whales to produce whale milk for the production of whale cheese, which is the ultimate food to feed the hungry bellies of my planned army of hate fueled soldiers.

Whale cheese is awesome, so why would it be good for hate-fueled soldiers? Soldiers fueled by hate require food they despise, like shit sandwiches. That way they have more power to destroy the things that everyone loves. Like puppies.

[igott]

At 5/31/09 05:25 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: As you know, I hate all life, especially endangered species such as whales.

Wait. How does your evil plan have to do with causing pain/agony/suffering to whales?

[Ferris95]

At 5/31/09 05:31 PM, igott wrote:

At 5/31/09 05:25 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: As you know, I hate all life, especially endangered species such as whales.

Wait. How does your evil plan have to do with causing pain/agony/suffering to whales?

We could spit on them.

[FUNKbrs]

At 5/31/09 05:31 PM, igott wrote:

At 5/31/09 05:25 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: As you know, I hate all life, especially endangered species such as whales.

Wait. How does your evil plan have to do with causing pain/agony/suffering to whales?

We starve their children and make them watch while using the stolen milk to make awesome sammichs for our armies of whale hunters, who in turn hunt MORE whales killing MORE whale babies, and making MORE whale cheese until the only living whales on planet earth are in farms, just like we did with cows.

[lawlmaster]

Great you go ahead with that plan, lets see what the governments do with your plan of utter bullshit.

[Piss]

I read that stuff's about 40-65% fat. I don't that's very marketable to those health punks down in everywhere.

[EvilJesus]

What did you think drunken sailors have been eating all this time?

[FUNKbrs]

At 5/31/09 05:37 PM, Piss wrote: I read that stuff's about 40-65% fat. I don't that's very marketable to those health punks down in everywhere.

Fuck them. Whale cheese is for MEN, not wussy vegans who don't even drink milk anyways. / want milk cheese, hippies be damned.

[LethalLockdown]

Then we can rape the baby whales because we turned all the adults into cheese..IT'S PERFECT!!!!!!!!

[NEVR]

I'd love to put down "whale cheese" on my shopping list.

[Gein]

I think you have a better economic stimulus plan than Barack Obama.

[Scrotaculous]

I'd love to see you milk whales, but only if you also have a constant stream of feces and piss spraying into the baby whales mouths to simulate feeding them, just for the hell of it.

[Ryuzaki1]

My god... I think he's on to something here, alert the government!

[SymbolCymbal]

You know whale milk is over 55% fat. and itll probly taste like fish and crill.. that just sounds disgusting.
yeah so basically with all that fat youll end up with a nasty tasting cheese.. make cheese with heavy cream.
yeah it wont really be cheese.. itll kinda be rotten before it becomes cheese.. yeah as manly as it sounds i think even manly men like cheese that tastes good.. and your fat.. you shouldnt eat it

[shabbo]

Sounds... surprisingly good.

[FUNKbrs]

At 5/31/09 06:01 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote: You know whale milk is over 55% fat. and itll probly taste like fish and crill.. that just sounds disgusting.

Crill=baby shrimp. Schrimp=DELICIOUS. It would be like eating lobster dipped in cheese....

Oh my god, I think I just came.

yeah so basically with all that fat youll end up with a nasty tasting cheese.. make cheese with heavy cream.

Isn't milk fat basically heavy cream? And by basically, I mean that's EXACTLY what it is?

yeah it wont really be cheese.. itll kinda be rotten before it becomes cheese.. yeah as manly as it sounds i think even manly men like cheese that tastes good.. and your fat.. you shouldnt eat it

The whole point of cheese is a way of keeping milk from going rotten. You're ignorance of the awesomeness of cheese, I'm afraid, has resulted in me having your awesome license revoked. Go study cheese. Then you can get your manhood back.

[SymbolCymbal]

lol dude you are a whale why would you make cheese from them.

hur hur hur im funny

[lawlmaster]

At 5/31/09 06:49 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote: lol dude you are a whale why would you make cheese from them.

hur hur hur im funny

Clearly he's like a black person who hates his own kind.He is selfdestructive and wants to be more like a dolphin,but can't so he wants to kill off his own kind to be accepted by the dolphins.

[igott]

At 5/31/09 05:34 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 5/31/09 05:31 PM, igott wrote:

At 5/31/09 05:25 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: As you know, I hate all life, especially endangered species such as whales.

Wait. How does your evil plan have to do with causing pain/agony/suffering to whales?

We starve their children and make them watch while using the stolen milk to make awesome sammichs for our armies of whale hunters

Yeah, but what would happen if you ran out of whales because you killed them all?

[Jamoke]

At 5/31/09 06:58 PM, igott wrote: Yeah, but what would happen if you ran out of whales because you killed them all?

Evil has neither the time nor concern to think about consequences.

[lunardragon96]

At 5/31/09 06:58 PM, igott wrote: Yeah, but what would happen if you ran out of whales because you killed them all?

We milk fat people and SAY they're whales.

[theshadowwolf]

How does one milk a whale?

[FUNKbrs]

At 5/31/09 06:49 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote:

hur hur hur im funny

Oh, you're funny alright, but not "haha" funny. You're "I'm wearing satin panties with cowboy boots" funny.

Which, when you think about it, isn't very funny at all.

At 5/31/09 07:06 PM, THEJamoke wrote:

At 5/31/09 06:58 PM, igott wrote: Yeah, but what would happen if you ran out of whales because you killed them all?

Evil has neither the time nor concern to think about consequences.

Yeah seriously, fuck the whales. I hate all fucking life, and any species being exterminated is good by me.

[aquaticmole]

Get our top farmers the chance to domesticate a whale PRONTO!

[thelittleemo]

Okay...I think this is possibly one of the most epic of things. I actually haven't had goat cheese but I've heard it's fucking delicious. But anyway, Rich bastards would pay millions for this shit since no one else would be making it except us! Plus since it would be coming from endangered animals they would want it more!