I scored last night NG, I scored large.
I could smell it was going to be a productive evening. I had already made sure extra care was taken into my outfit and hair, making sure it was slick to a fine finish. Of course because I'm naturally sexy inside and outside, it's something I don't really have a problem with, nothing you nerds will understand, jacking off in your basement to WoW porn. DAYM.
Anyhow, I had made my way to the club, and spied up some fine ass in the corner, with their big titties and such I was immediately drawn to them. (There's a reason they call me the 'Titty Monster')
Now don't get me wrong guys, but I love a good challenge. The thrill of the chase you might say. Nothing gets me hotter than a girl playing hard to get, but seriously, these girls put out faster than a nun in a graveyard. Shits hot yo.
So after some dancing (grinding), and some drinks, we headed back to mine. It was a interesting cab journey. Lots of hands were travelling places, inserting into holes and crevices. Half the time I couldn't even get the fucking bottle open.
After tipping the cabbie £4 and a kiss on the cheek, we made our way to my boudoir of love, only the best treatment for my classy dames of course. A nice double bed, some porn mags and dvd's, and a couple of toys and lube, everything we would need for the night. I didn't even need to hint at the fact, the bitches were eager.
Fucked it, sucked it, and then jizzed on it. Thrice.
The next morning I woke up early while they were still asleep, and left a note stating: "Cheers for last night", and a pound coin on top. I then proceeded to leave, only to realise a few moments after closing the door that it was my own house.