If You Ruled The World...

[Burnzoid]

What would you do? What would you change?

Would you change the failing economy, cure world famine and hunger, and generally make sure that the world is a safer and much more lasting/happier place to be? Or would you just fuck things up even further and litter the streets with your XD KAWAII :3 anime dolls and weeaboo shit to boost your own fetish?

Perhaps you would declare that everyone must be furries, under pain of death. That they must find the sight of a drawn human/fox fucking Fisk from Better Days arousing or suffer the fate of the noose.

Or maybe, which will most definitely be 98% of the replies in this thread, would be so all the beautiful girls in the world would find your fat, thirteen year old body appealing to their sexual appetite, and that the remainder of your days would be spent with a fine female sitting on your face.

Myself, I would ban the Internet, and make sure that everyone got lots of exercise and ate healthily. I'm pretty sure the world would thank me for it. There would be no fat/obese people, and everyone would have the right to say what they wanted, are you getting this? Real freedom of speech without the fear of getting prosecuted. I would create a better system of income, and actually reward the hard workers of the world instead of granting royalties only to the rich and celebrities. Are you really getting this? I would make sure that sycophancy would be frowned upon, and favouritism would be none existent. People would be equal and would be treated as equals, a real republican world.

The word "ego" would be erased.
There would be no corruption, or self indulgence.
Selfishness and lying would be non existent.
You would not be allowed to hide behind your words.
Fun would be greatly encouraged, but pointless repetition banned.

However, that's just my view. And now it's time to ask you for yours. For those that have read the entire thread, I applaud you, and for those who get it, I applaud you even more.

So NG, if you ruled the world, what would you change?

[Gagsy]

World wide capital punishment for severe crimes.

[flashwarrior]

I wouldn't let any other people really know. I would be safe that way. It would be simpler. All I would do is make sure I live a good life with this power.

I used the breathing smiley cuz i never use him and he feels neglected

[theblackhat]

At 5/31/09 12:06 PM, Burnzoid wrote: What would you do? What would you change?
(a lot of blablabla goes here)

So NG, if you ruled the world, what would you change?

I would get a lot of money..

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$<3

[RockMessiah123]

if i ruled the world.....hmmmm.....i would probably build hundreds of music schools around the planet in hopes that we may get some talent out of the world. plus, it would make people smarter. music man.....

[joabos]

I'd give the crown to moot and would make every senator a 4chan section's anonymous. /a/ would be in charge of human rights.

[BobbaQ]

I'd invade Mars, those sneaky aliens need to be taught a lesson. Oh and I'd gather every member of Greenpeace to Wales and call in an airstike. And such and such.

[thatguy2805]

i'll make a giant arena where i'll have all people who are against me to fight to the death and elimanate all crime,famine,disease,war but be a complete asshole and shoot random people from a helicopter.

[Otto]

Give it back to someone who knows what their doing, whilst instating myself with massive priveleges, of course, firstly.

[Aughiris]

"Myself, I would ban the Internet, and make sure that everyone got lots of exercise and ate healthily. I'm pretty sure the world would thank me for it. There would be no fat/obese people, and everyone would have the right to say what they wanted, are you getting this? Real freedom of speech without the fear of getting prosecuted. "

Wait, what? You want 'real freedom of speech', but you want to ban the internet, which is the biggest and best thing allowing for free speech to exist in the first place? Why do you think internet is cencored in China?

Also, you want to FORCE people to exercise and eat healthy? What kind of fucking dictator are you to FORCE people to do things? Isn't it their own responsibility?

I am not getting this.

"I would create a better system of income, and actually reward the hard workers of the world instead of granting royalties only to the rich and celebrities. Are you really getting this? I would make sure that sycophancy would be frowned upon, and favouritism would be none existent. People would be equal and would be treated as equals, a real republican world."

So you want to reward the hard workers more than the not-hard workers, yet you want 'everyone to be equal and treated as equals'. Isn't that a contradiction? The first one is capitalism, while the second one is socialism. Do you even have ANY idea what you're talking about?

I am not really getting this.

"The word "ego" would be erased."

What is the point in erasing a word?

"There would be no corruption, or self indulgence."

Of course not, because you'd be the ultimate dictator, killing everyone who has an opinion other than yours.

"Selfishness and lying would be non existent."

Selfishness is what thrives humans to become better and thus mankind as a whole, also known as capitalism. Lying is needed in everyday social situations, whether you like it or not.

"You would not be allowed to hide behind your words."

Does that mean that if I call you a dictator, I will not be able to hide behind ' free speech' but instead will be executed by your death squads?

"Fun would be greatly encouraged, but pointless repetition banned."

What does this even have to do with politics? What if someone enjoys playing the same game over and over again? Who are you to decide that he is not allowed to do that? A dictator, that is what you are.

"So NG, if you ruled the world, what would you change?"

I would fucking kill you because you as a person are a thread to the freedom of every individual on this planet!

[7901]

At 5/31/09 12:06 PM, Burnzoid wrote: Perhaps you would declare that everyone must be furries, under pain of death. That they must find the sight of a drawn human/fox fucking Fisk from Better Days arousing or suffer the fate of the noose.

Oh Yes.

Also, I would make money invaluble, and make bartering the currency.

[andhination]

Anybody who has sex under legal age of consent can be raped legally.
Anybody who commits rape on someone they're not allowed to commit rape on, can be raped legally.
If you commit murder with no good reason, you will be killed brutally and painfully.
If you commit murder for good reason, you will be let off.

:]

[1nt4rw3b5]

I'm already a super hot stud with a thousand girlfriends and a twelve inch penis. I'm also a god in bed so girls come to me. I can make a girl cum with just my eyes. Yeah. My mother fucking eyes.

So what would I change? I'd make sure the only people left alive were super hot studs like myself and sexy babes. Ugly people would be punished for being hideous. Then we'd do cool stuff like playing football and laughing at nerds. Oh yeah.

[CrimsonAssassin]

I would hypnotize all of the hot girls in the world and make them as slaves.

you know that kind of slave XD HAWT!

[BrockManson]

I would kill every single member of Vodafone's advertising team for coming up with such a fucking irritating advert.

[Mehrdad14]

What i would do?

Hmm

1. Destroy all police forces and make 5 major ones. (Depending on level and such and such)
2. No more freedom.
3. Children are tested at a young age to see where they are best fit, and then brought to a school determined on how good/well they do (they take the test at age 10).
4. Increase MEDICAL and ARMY money.
5. Make laws that are SEVERE. Such as polluting would cost you $1000 (age 13 or under will receive only 10 hours of community service or pay a fine up to $500.)
6. There will be a organization (group) to control the world (me as the leader).
7. Find out more about STEM CELLS and the brain also about cloning.

[Ryuzaki1]

Get rid of the fucking communists.

[X-TERRORIST-X]

At 5/31/09 12:06 PM, Burnzoid wrote: So NG, if you ruled the world, what would you change?

I would delete Newgrounds.

wait

[AnonymousAlchemist]

If I ruled the world, it would be a dystopian world. No one would use the internet without a license. Also, severe punishment for even the smallest of crimes. And this would be the currency:

[TheSilverGuitar]

At 5/31/09 12:15 PM, joabos wrote: /a/ would be in charge of human rights.

Jesus, that's brilliant and despicable at the same time.

[TheZach]

I would probably instigate a world wide civil war.

[deathofghosts]

an interesting question you impose because it shows ones impulses and desires but also ones deepest fears.
i would do what Obama "Promised" to do

[ZombieKangaroo]

At 5/31/09 12:37 PM, Aughiris wrote: I am not getting this.

I agree with everything you've said, good argument sir.

[Gendo]

Too easy.

I'd build super robots, sell them to various nations and then have them fight for my amusement.

[Burnzoid]

At 5/31/09 12:37 PM, Aughiris wrote:

I would fucking kill you because you as a person are a thread to the freedom of every individual on this planet!

You didn't get it, you took everything I said in without reading between the lines. I'm not going to spell it out for you.

Try again.

[superdeane]

Personally if I ruled the world everyday would be the first day of spring, i would make it so every heart had a new song to sing.

But on a serious note I would ban all fat people from wearing tops that show their belly in public, I mean come on its hideous!

[Twilight]

I'd kill all the self righteous bastards on this site.

[FatJoe214]

hmm get all the hanah montana Cds and Twilight books and movies and paraphinalia and hanah montana paraphinalia and anyone who had any thing to do with them and burn them to death on national tevelvision oh and legalize weed

[pyromaniac616]

If I didn't become corrupt with power, then I would bring in obligitory IQ tests for every country, and those who score lower than 110 consistently are rounded up and put into a school to re-educate them. If they attempt to escape, they are imprisoned. Also, murder, rape, and other major crimes would be capital punishment, but only if proved without a doubt, all chavs would be sent to prison, and everyone must do at least 1 hour of exercise a day. Finaly I would install many more schools, and make the IQ average increase by 1 every year, so that by 2100, everyone would have an IQ of over 200.

[x-Exodus-X]

At 5/31/09 12:06 PM, Burnzoid wrote:

The word "ego" would be erased.

What are you, Ayn fucking Rand?