Weirdest Porn Search Game!

[nal1200]

Have you ever been searching for a picture to use for a school project or work assignment when, to your amazement, a pornographic picture appeared in the search results?

My friends and I play a game called "Weirdest Porn Search"

The object of the game is to come up with the least sexually explicit IMAGE search term that results in porn.

The only rule is that the porn in the image results has to be on the FIRST PAGE.

So, for example: you could google "toe" or "sickly.

Obviously there are better ones out there..

..Can you find the most random search term that shouldn't result in porn, but does?

P.S. - You'll want to make sure SafeSearch is off!

[Tremont]

I was with my mom, and she was helping me complete project about the medievil times.

We went to a website called medieveiltimes.com or something, and it was porn. Like, who would name a porn site after that.

[Podburrys]

Two words that'll kill this thread: Rule 34. There is porn of EVERYTHING.

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

In 7th grade, I googled 'Jimi Hendrix' and came across a picture of a REALLY hairy vagina. It was the weirdest thing... Although it doesn't seem to come up anymore when you search him. Just relevant images...

[FatJoe214]

i looked up eat i saw a guy eating out a woman and a girl eating cum

[TiiBag]

I was on a bike forum earlier today and someone mentioned a bike model I never heard of (turns out he misspelt it). He typed it as ab4x. The actual name I don't remember but when I googled ab4x I got this:

http://images.google.ca/images?hl=en&saf e=off&q=ab4x&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

[nal1200]

At 5/31/09 02:40 AM, TiiBag wrote: I was on a bike forum earlier today and someone mentioned a bike model I never heard of (turns out he misspelt it). He typed it as ab4x. The actual name I don't remember but when I googled ab4x I got this:

http://images.google.ca/images?hl=en&saf e=off&q=ab4x&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

LOL. So subtle, yet so in your face.

[Leidolfr]

At 5/31/09 02:38 AM, Podburrys wrote: Two words that'll kill this thread: Rule 34. There is porn of EVERYTHING.

yup

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

At 5/31/09 02:38 AM, Tremont wrote: I was with my mom, and she was helping me complete project about the medievil times.

We went to a website called medieveiltimes.com or something, and it was porn. Like, who would name a porn site after that.

It's to lure kids in. The pornography industry wont admit it, but they're after kids. It's much easier for a child to become addicted than it is for an adult, so children have the highest potential income potential. That's why a lot of innocent sounding sites are pornographic. Whitehouse.com for instance, is a porn site, last I looked. Which makes it very likely that a 5th grader will come across it with intent to go to the white house's website, not realizing that it's whitehouse.gov

[Gorgorothx]

At 5/31/09 02:40 AM, TiiBag wrote: I was on a bike forum earlier today and someone mentioned a bike model I never heard of (turns out he misspelt it). He typed it as ab4x. The actual name I don't remember but when I googled ab4x I got this:

http://images.google.ca/images?hl=en&saf e=off&q=ab4x&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

HAHAAHA that woman on the left side of the pic looks WAYYY too happy. Fucking hilarious

[Luxury-Yacht]

oh ho ho ho

oh ho ho HO

OH HO

SO WE'RE PLAYING THIS OLD GAME EH

Well, try this little number on for size: http://www.putridsexobject.com/

[Podburrys]

At 5/31/09 02:42 AM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 5/31/09 02:38 AM, Podburrys wrote: Two words that'll kill this thread: Rule 34. There is porn of EVERYTHING.

yup

OH GOD WHY?

[Gorgorothx]

At 5/31/09 02:42 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: It's to lure kids in. The pornography industry wont admit it, but they're after kids.

I disagree. The whole whitehouse.com thing is entirely based on money. They know that shit tons of people (kids, or otherwise) will accidentally visit their page, and get barraged by porn and ads... which will inevitably make them money.

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

At 5/31/09 02:46 AM, Gorgorothx wrote:

At 5/31/09 02:42 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: It's to lure kids in. The pornography industry wont admit it, but they're after kids.

I disagree. The whole whitehouse.com thing is entirely based on money. They know that shit tons of people (kids, or otherwise) will accidentally visit their page, and get barraged by porn and ads... which will inevitably make them money.

But who's more likely to type in 'whitehouse.com'? Kids or adults?

Also, I find this report interesting. I'm sure there are others like it.

Elements of the online pornography industry are directly targeting children, using meta-tagging with words like "Santa Claus," "Disneyland" and "Teletubbies" to draw kids to their websites after searching on those terms.

[Ipunishthewicked]

Weird shit..I tried to post a topic on this but it vanished...Perhaps someone here can tell me what the fuck this is http://ngfaggots.ytmnd.com/

Seriously I typed in wade's name for this just seeing what I'd get and turned this up

[PuffballsUnited]

I remember back in sixth grade our class was working on a school project in the computer lab. It was on the Egyptians.

Apparently mummification.com has nothing to do with Egyptian history...

[nal1200]

At 5/31/09 02:43 AM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: oh ho ho ho

oh ho ho HO

OH HO

SO WE'RE PLAYING THIS OLD GAME EH

Well, try this little number on for size: http://www.putridsexobject.com/

Oiy, did you read the entire original post?

You choose a SEARCH TERM that you think will yield a porn picture even though it logically shouldn't.

Not really relevant to websites at all.

[damo10]

I typed in bottle.

Silly mistake...

[Zergzealot]

"MILF" which was a terrorist group in the Philippines, but I stumbled on the porn thingy >XD.

[Stretchysumo]

Nazini***rs.com is actually a porn site. Beat that.

[Stretchysumo]

At 5/31/09 04:01 AM, richard91b wrote: search my user name. im serious!

Shit, fucking sonic hentai.

[mysticmonkey2]

There is this electronics store, Dick Smith Electronics (not sure if it exists much outside of Australia) I figured, logicaly, the websites url would be dicksmithelectronics.
I should not have guessed.
MAN PORN! D: }

[Mr-Fluffykins]

http://www.google.ca/search?q=1+guy+1+ja r+fan+site&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=or g.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-
a

[danicos]

At 5/31/09 02:34 AM, nal1200 wrote: Have you ever been searching for a picture to use for a school project or work assignment when, to your amazement, a pornographic picture appeared in the search results?

I want time found a picture of a hairy vagina so hairy,that for A week,I thought I was gay.

[danicos]

At 5/31/09 03:21 AM, damo10 wrote: I typed in bottle.

Silly mistake...

hmhmhmhm!You make me laugh!

[GameBalance]

Ahh! Yes. I forgot the search word but it show some porn pic even the moderate search was set and i forgot the word but it wasn't about porn.

[salted-tator-tot]

My friend was typing in "Twinks" for WoW and found naked teenage boys.

[banchy44]

Years ago, me and my mom searched "surprise" (on Google, of course) for a project I had to do, and we got yiff.
Lol.

[gregaaron89]

At 6/28/09 01:49 AM, salted-tator-tot wrote: My friend was typing in "Twinks" for WoW and found naked teenage boys.

Well he was asking for it lol.

[iscrulz]

At 5/31/09 02:43 AM, Gorgorothx wrote:

At 5/31/09 02:40 AM, TiiBag wrote: I was on a bike forum earlier today and someone mentioned a bike model I never heard of (turns out he misspelt it). He typed it as ab4x. The actual name I don't remember but when I googled ab4x I got this:

http://images.google.ca/images?hl=en&saf e=off&q=ab4x&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

HAHAAHA that woman on the left side of the pic looks WAYYY too happy. Fucking hilarious

Nah this one is better NNSFW

http://i18.tinypic.com/8ab4x80.jpg