If Tom Fulp were to give you...

[TehSlapHappy]

...a handshake, what kind of handshake would it be? A cool handshake? Ghetto handshake? Standard handshake? What kind would it be, and what would you say?

:O

[explodingbunnies]

At 5/31/09 12:19 AM, TehSlapHappy wrote: ...a handshake, what kind of handshake would it be? A cool handshake? Ghetto handshake? Standard handshake? What kind would it be, and what would you say?

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a God handshake.

[Neenja-SkLz]

how long have you been thinking of this?

[Brick-top]

Probably a normal one since he's not a freak.

[Gagsy]

A handshake on my knob.

[Bacchanalian]

It would be a normal handshake, only my hand would be so sweaty that it'd squeeze out of his manly grip, fly with great force and speed at my forehead, and knock me out cold.

[Heretic-Anchorite]

A regular handshake, being that I don't like to brown nose.

[fireybush]

A +1 post handshake.

[zoke]

At 5/31/09 12:21 AM, fireybush wrote: A +1 post handshake.

And a +1 ban handshake.

But Tom would probably give a handskake that normal humans give to one another.

[111122223138]

we'd do a choo-choo trian handshake, then we'd make funny raspberry noises...then we'd get hammered :DDDDDD

[Spartan500]

a epic hand shake! DER!!!!

[Ipunishthewicked]

A"I gave tom swine flu"handshake.

[Zombified]

It would be a normal handshake, and I'd say nice to meet you. He's not a fucking god. (close to it though).

[budda121]

a normal handshake.tight and firm so it shows he means business, but soft enough to gently hold his newborn.

[Irrelephant]

I would knuckle-tap him.

cuz i'm just that cool.

[ninjakoopa-33]

I'd give him a cool handshake, and just say "Nice to meet ya!".

Then after that, make up a secret handshake lol.

[Sensationalism]

A nice, firm handshake. And I would never wash my hand again!

[RedDreadSky]

A secret handshake.

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

We'd pound it. I would never engage in a formal handshake with anybody that's so unimportant to the world in general.

[Ocean]

A dick handshake.

[Hawdcore]

He would give me a white business man hand shake

[alucardxmeow]

Why a "Tom Fulp" handshake of course!

[LocoJoe]

a mexican handshake noth of us saying orale vato out loud!

[Paryl]

He'd give my testicles a handshake by sticking his hand up my rectum.

[Robotchk12]

I'd give him a handshake, then get him to pose in one of those Stephen Colbert I'm-pointing-at-you-but-really-the-focus -is-on-me pictures.

[scottmale24]

Bro pound.

[Shikamarana]

This thread is retarded.

Also, I'm pretty sure it would be up to Tom to decide how he would shake your hand, but if it was my choice, and I was shaking hands with Tom, I'd want it to be one of those handshakes that starts out like nothing, like a normal hanshake, but then turns into a hug, and then before you know it, me and Tom are rolling around on the floor, in a big, gay, naked embrace, furiously working our tongues deeper into each other's throats as we moan in ectasy.

:))))))) nevermind, this thread isn't retarded. It makes me happy.

[Greth-of-destruction]

This whole thread is a conspiracy! Tom Fulp doesn't give handshakes! He only high fives.

[AgentXRifle]

A intense handshake, between like the president and someone with people everywhere taking pictures
like that, but instead of camera flashes, crying, jealous newgrounders

[theblackhat]

If Tom Fulp Were To Give You...

AIDS, would you still be happy because Tom gave it to you?