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I bet your next fight is an old man.

So now I'm getting ready to kick this emo kid's ass. Any suggestions to get pumped for the big fight? Taking all bets by the way.

bring your level. you're a level 4, so bring boxing gloves

ironic, my sister gets out of rehab on monday

At 5/30/09 09:07 PM, RKthrilla wrote: Be sure to have your friends video tape it and put it on youtube!

i will totally watch it the day it is posted!

I hope your school blows up at the last second. Sparing only the retarded kids.

You really are a textbook case of a prick, do you know that?

Don't worry, he will kill himself before the match starts.

C'MON KID, GET 'IM IN THE JAW!

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At 5/30/09 08:55 PM, Proottalfain wrote: Lol. You fought a girl? What a pussy you are. Now you're going to fight an emo kid?

Haha, he fought a girl and LOST.
All because "He didnt want to hit her"
Bullshit, he lost cause he's a pussbag that this emo kid's gonna drop.

At 5/30/09 08:51 PM, Facepalmer wrote: There was this emo kid who we were making fun of yesterday at lunch. He tried to stand up to one of my friends and was like "Look man I'm sick of all of your shit. If you guys don't stop I'm gonna have to fuck you up". My friend was like "oooooooo now you're all tough and shit huh". So I stepped in and said "Do you need me to kick your ass like I kicked your girlfriend's?" (I got in a fight with his girlfriend before). He tried to be smart and say "Atleast my girlfriend isn't a [insult racist remark here]". (I'm dating this half-black chick, this was fucked up). So I say "Alright then you wanna play the race card, lets fucking do this shit then". He says "What the fuck? We don't need to fight. Don't you understand I will fuck you up real quick like?". My friend starts speaking for me and says "Monday then fool, and dont bring ur girlfriend to fight for you this time"

So now I'm getting ready to kick this emo kid's ass. Any suggestions to get pumped for the big fight? Taking all bets by the way.

You don't even need to know how to fight if you got a gat. I'm telling you those emo kids are fucked up! Don't mess with them or they'll go crazy and shoot everyone.

(Bring a 9 glock for protection in case that pussy tries anything like that.) (Emo chicks are awesome! But emo guys are fags!)

At 5/30/09 09:23 PM, AtomicStrawberry wrote: I bet your next fight is an old man.

No, old men are too strong.

i hope you lose, you don't deserve to win.

At 5/30/09 09:35 PM, Thegluestickman wrote:

At 5/30/09 09:23 PM, AtomicStrawberry wrote: I bet your next fight is an old man.

No, old men are too strong.

His next fight is with a cripple. He'll be defeated by his foe's many headbutts.

At 5/30/09 09:37 PM, Proottalfain wrote:

At 5/30/09 09:35 PM, Thegluestickman wrote:

At 5/30/09 09:23 PM, AtomicStrawberry wrote: I bet your next fight is an old man.

No, old men are too strong.

His next fight is with a cripple. He'll be defeated by his foe's many headbutts.

Then what? A Jew? A Black kid? Maybe even an old guy. This guy is like a short angry italian!

sigh.. Nobody ever learns...

see you in the hospital!

Lemme get this straight....You harass him and kicked his Gf's ass but when he stands up for himself and asks for you to leave him alone you challenge him to a fight?

I hope you fucking get bashed you fag. Your a complete dick and a pussy.

Poser, posting fake fights every other day on the internet doesn't make you cool. Makes you look like a problem child.

Harrass him because he has low confidence, fight him because he has some.
Prejudice is prejudice, you might as well be a Klansman you twat.
Dear God I hope you're just a troll.

Its getting to the point where im almost sure poster is a troll

At 5/30/09 08:51 PM, Facepalmer wrote: There was this emo kid who we were making fun of yesterday at lunch.

After reading the title of this thread, and the first sentence, I just stopped reading.

Watch out, he'll probably bring a razor blade or some other sharp implement to the fight.

At 5/30/09 08:51 PM, Facepalmer wrote: (I got in a fight with his girlfriend before)

Obvious troll is obvious.

*Grits teeth* That was painfully obnoxious just to read. It has about the amount of intelligence as:
"Yo wat up?"
"Oh HEY-ULL no!"
"Snap, foo!"
Seriously, it was just mind-blowingly bland. My suggestion? Stop getting into fights. And if you do, don't post about it. It's embarrassing. Besides, you're being a dick. From what you said, you were picking on him, apparently for no good reason. He asks you to leave him alone, and you and your dumb buddy get into an argument? He shouldn't have to take any of your crap.

I hope you lose.

You fight emos and girls? Fuck you're tough.

I hope you get decked.

Wow, half your threads are about "dating" getting into fights, and drugs. You suck

i got 1,000,000,000,000,000,000$ on the emo kid.
opps emo kid won,cough up teh moneh.

Wow you suck, one day your goona fuck up and pick on a kid you think looks like a loser but, turns out when he takes his hoody off he's jacked as shit and is an all-state wrestler. I hope that day comes soon and you get your jaw broken like you fucking deserve!

I hope emo kid turns out to be a Nazi Pirate Zombie. And I hope he kicks your fucking ass.

Just don't go crying to your mum when you get whooped by Emo Boy.

Holy shit, you're cool because you make fun of people.

I hate people like you. And I don't say that a lot.

Well, unless the emo doesn't have any problems, and he's just being an attention whore.

emo AND racist?!?!?! the kid deserves it.

well how i genrally fight in the street is to fuck up the body first, since its whats holding him together.a good shot to the kidneys will send him down, and after working his body up he wont be able to punch harder, move quicker, etc... so when you can tell hes slowing down, start going for the face.DONT and i mean DONT punch him in the back of the head.i shattered my fist that way and ive never been able to fight without something over it.if you try to stick to the above strategy, i guarantee he'll go down hard.