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Because they won't all look or be genetically perfect. Think of the poor bastards you budding geneticists you.

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Plus they always be yelling SQURTLE SUIRTLE SQURTLE SUIRTLE SQURTLE SUIRTLE SQURTLE SUIRTLE when you're trying to eat a sammich or sleep or make love.


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Why Pokemon SHOULD be real.

JUST LOOK AT HOW CUTE IT IS OMG KAAWAAAWWAIIIAIAIAIAIAI ^________________^

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but.... i would make pokemon my slaves and rule the world!


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At 5/30/09 11:49 AM, Tramps wrote: Why Pokemon SHOULD be real.

JUST LOOK AT HOW CUTE IT IS OMG KAAWAAAWWAIIIAIAIAIAIAI ^________________^

not sure if that is cute or creepy


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At 5/30/09 11:49 AM, Tramps wrote: Why Pokemon SHOULD be real.

JUST LOOK AT HOW CUTE IT IS OMG KAAWAAAWWAIIIAIAIAIAIAI ^________________^

Cute?
I'd fucking shit my pants if I saw that thing running at me from down the street.

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hurhurhur. damn, you better fucking be scared.

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lol if pokemon was real i'd fucking capture all the legendary pokemon and kick ass
and destroy my school (with no1 in it) so that there would be no school 4evar

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If pokemon were real then we would have a whole new to hate PETA, I could just see them shitting bricks because we stuff these poor defenseless animals in to balls that are 1/4 their size, pit them in battle against one another, shoot them full of steroids and other medicines.
But then again, I just love seeing the PETA pussies cry. so yeah I'm all for real Pokemon and eating red meat :P

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Egoraptor made a CHARMANDAR!!

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I'd use Earthquake on cities.

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At 5/30/09 11:51 AM, WritingPad wrote: hurhurhur. damn, you better fucking be scared.

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I'd mod the pokéball into a ball that could capture any matter and convert it into red stuff (like pokémon can) and then capture all kinds of stupid shit.

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What about Mew? It's sooooo cute :3

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At 5/30/09 11:49 AM, Tramps wrote: Why Pokemon SHOULD be real.

JUST LOOK AT HOW CUTE IT IS OMG KAAWAAAWWAIIIAIAIAIAIAI ^________________^

I actually find that cute though. :3

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I'd catch me all the ghost pokemon, then mindfuck everybody. It's the ultimate plan.

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At 5/30/09 12:40 PM, Mewtwig wrote: What about Mew? It's sooooo cute :3

I'd hate to see Mewtwo that way...


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They shouldn't be real because them shouting out their human given names would be very annoying. But maybe if they growled like in the game.

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At 5/30/09 11:49 AM, Tramps wrote: Why Pokemon SHOULD be real.

JUST LOOK AT HOW CUTE IT IS OMG KAAWAAAWWAIIIAIAIAIAIAI ^________________^

That would be a cool thing to see going to school.

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id just want a jiggly puff to make people at banks fall asleep so i can steal all the money XD

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creepy lil bastards

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At 5/30/09 01:01 PM, ToxicWasteBarrel wrote: creepy lil bastards

thats kinda cute too tho O.O
its like a pug in frog terms

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Never

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At 5/30/09 01:09 PM, XxDaRkReDxX wrote: Never

What the crap

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LUCARIO USE FORCE PALM

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Eh, that's not too bad, I seen worse off humans. Should humans not be real?


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At 5/30/09 11:49 AM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: Plus they always be yelling SQURTLE SUIRTLE SQURTLE SUIRTLE SQURTLE SUIRTLE SQURTLE SUIRTLE when you're trying to eat a sammich or sleep or make love.

I'm sure you'd constantly hear SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE when you were making love because you're making love TO a squirtle.

That's what she said.

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this is all really really creepy


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Given the size of how big a Beedrill is...i'd have to use a whole fucking can of raid to get those things out of my house.

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At 5/30/09 11:49 AM, Tramps wrote: OMG KAAWAAAWWAIIIAIAIAIAIAI ^________________^

I just looked down and shook my head in disappointment

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