Human's next evolution

[Vinnyy]

When do you think the next evolution of humans will occur? There is this chart that shows the timeline of evolution for humans. This is how you can get to the chart.

1. Go to Google
2. Type in year 3000 and search it
3. Find where it says " Welcome to the year 3000 and a brave new world"
4. Click on that and it will show you a little chart.

The reason why I didn't provide you a link is because it will break like it did before.

Anyway the chart also shows that humans will evolve in the year 3006. It should take eons but our next evolution will only be about a millenium away.

P.S. The world will not end in 2012 so humans will be able to evolve.

[Podburrys]

We evolve in a single year? Must be going to be a complete mindfuck for everyone then.

[PorkytheHedgehog]

I searched "Year 3000" and got a bunch of links and videos to a Jonas Brothers song.

[Crumption]

You obviously dont know very much about evolution

[sykesy93]

And there was me thinking that it took millions of years, but it turns out we just sprout extra legs or whatever overnight? in 3006? and they know this, how?

[Vinnyy]

At 5/30/09 11:07 AM, PorkytheHedgehog wrote: I searched "Year 3000" and got a bunch of links and videos to a Jonas Brothers song.

Find the one where it says "Welcome to the year 3000 and a brave new world".

[ManiacCop2]

So your basing your theory of evolution on something you found on Google?.

Right

[The-Omnipresence]

You really should have tried harder to provide a link of some kind, Im not going to go through pages of Google searches to find that.

And on a related note, I don't think humans are going to evolve, or at least that soon. We make it so that the environment would adapt to us instead of us adapting to the environment. Since we are already adapted there is no need to change. Unless something dramatic happens that forces us into that situation again.

[Mind-Edge]

At 5/30/09 11:08 AM, sykesy93 wrote: And there was me thinking that it took millions of years, but it turns out we just sprout extra legs or whatever overnight? in 3006? and they know this, how?

It's sort of quantum leap of evolution, there is no inbetwene stage so you just leap after a certain ammount of time. It's quite easy to proove that the next jump will happen at 3006.

[Podburrys]

At 5/30/09 11:08 AM, sykesy93 wrote: And there was me thinking that it took millions of years, but it turns out we just sprout extra legs or whatever overnight? in 3006? and they know this, how?

Don't worry - I'm sure everyone will just hold thier Everstones.

That's how it werks, amirite?

[TurtleJuice]

At 5/30/09 11:05 AM, VinnyXY wrote: The reason why I didn't provide you a link is because it will break like it did before.

Really , cretin?

Most of it's conjecture.

[Sekhem]

Humans will all eventually evolve into a form that looks suspiciously like myself.

[X-Gary-Gigax-X]

blah

[Vinnyy]

At 5/30/09 11:10 AM, ManiacCop2 wrote: So your basing your theory of evolution on something you found on Google?.

Right

Google is not like Wikipedia which has incorrect information.

[PorkytheHedgehog]

Oh, I found it. It was a waste of my time.

Humans will look like this at the year 3000:

[killerhatch]

Apparently we will all be black and tall, and by 12000AD there will be no emotions like love, sympathy Ect.

[Crumption]

At 5/30/09 11:14 AM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 5/30/09 11:10 AM, ManiacCop2 wrote: So your basing your theory of evolution on something you found on Google?.

Right

Google is not like Wikipedia which has incorrect information.

Random pages that you find off of google are far more inaccurate than wikipedia

[Vinnyy]

At 5/30/09 11:16 AM, PorkytheHedgehog wrote: Oh, I found it. It was a waste of my time.

Humans will look like this at the year 3000:

Lol! That's kinda like what I saw on South Park!

[TurtleJuice]

At 5/30/09 11:14 AM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 5/30/09 11:10 AM, ManiacCop2 wrote: So your basing your theory of evolution on something you found on Google?.

Right

Google is not like Wikipedia which has incorrect information.

Flat earth society , which I found using google
The Loose change conspiracy video , which I found using googlePeople who claim to have seen the loch ness monster , which I found using google

My point is I hate you.

[PrawDuhJee]

Humans aren't going to evolve anymore, because we have overcome the need to compete.

[Mz-frost95-fr]

HOW ABOUT YOU GIVE US A LINK?

I just got a Jonas Brother's song...

Fuck you.

[steelsammy]

Uh... We'll all be dead, who cares?

[Steff]

At 5/30/09 11:13 AM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: blah

wait...

[Archawn]

We're evolving right now. Evolution doesn't happen in a year, five years, ten years, one hundred years, or even one thousand years! You can't "turn off" evolution! It doesn't just go away then come back again when it's "time for a change".

We're constantly evolving, you dumbshit.

[Archawn]

At 5/30/09 11:14 AM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 5/30/09 11:10 AM, ManiacCop2 wrote: So your basing your theory of evolution on something you found on Google?.

Right

Google is not like Wikipedia which has incorrect information.

You DO know that google doesn't write the pages it searches through, write?

You can also get Wikipedia pages as search results... fucking moron

[Vinnyy]

At 5/30/09 11:19 AM, TurtleJuice wrote:

At 5/30/09 11:14 AM, VinnyXY wrote:

My point is I hate you.

And I care , why?

[naronic]

so in the year 3006 the only people on earth will be black?
you seem very simple minded and websites like these take advantage of that

1: evolution doesn't happen over 1000 years- 100,000 maybe but if this were true then we would look nothing like we do today

2: this same website is blaming marriage for the economy crisis :l

[Meepster]

6th fingers could be possible..

[4Doctodragon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNPg2j4B1 r4

Hell yeah

[Glaiel-Gamer]

humans evolved into HITMONLEE