Forum Topic: Ok, people who are the users

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BillHCosby

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Posted at: 5/29/09 11:39 PM

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Now, you see, I've managed to get away from my user page to something which you kids these days call the forums. Now, I'm up on the trends today so I'll shout out a hoozah to you all before I ask my question. Ok, now you see I was clicking all sorts of links and no-one talked to me on the thingo in my user page thingo and I thought, seeing I'm here, I may as well ask you see. I'm after the pudding, to be specifically, the Jello Website.

Camille doesn't let me eat the stuff anymore you see, with all the diareha and the bogging and the nasty, so I look to the site these days for the nostalgia and maybe hope they'll offer me the work. Fat Albert's been dead with the money since the movie you see, so I'm sort of running out of the moolah a little bit as of now. I'm hoping Jello will offer Mr. Cosby a job you see, so if I could so kindly be directed to the Jello website that would be appreciated.

I don't know why Camille won't let me enjoy the cigars anymore for that matter either. She says to me "Bill, you need to look after your health" and I say "But Camille, I need the cigars you see. I can't eat me the Jello, and the pudding of chocolate is more expensive. I get the cigars from Evin, so it doesn't cost me a cent you see." She just tells me that it costs him the money and I tell her that if he wanted to save the money he wouldn't buy me the cigars, and she just goes out of the room all huffity puff going arr arr arr. I need the pudding,and I need the Jello for the money making you see. Thank you for your help children, and don't listen to the hoppity bobbity Rap music these days. These days it's nothing but loose women and a-pow-pow-pow and you kids shouldn't be into the unwholesome things that the Rap does suggest as of these days.

here is the Jello I would like the site of. Thank you again kids.

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Posted at: 5/29/09 11:40 PM

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I dunno how to respond to that besides:

heh.

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That was awesome.

Nuff said

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Posted at: 5/29/09 11:41 PM

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Posted at: 5/29/09 11:47 PM

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well said


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Posted at: 5/29/09 11:51 PM

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EARIO

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Posted at: 5/29/09 11:53 PM

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hey umm bill...

you want some?

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Posted at: 5/29/09 11:53 PM

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Proottalfain

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Posted at: 5/29/09 11:57 PM

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Is it normal that I am the only one who doesn't understand anything he said?


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BillHCosby

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Posted at: 5/29/09 11:59 PM

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At 5/29/09 11:53 PM, squidly wrote: Here ya go mista Kosbeh.

Thank you my boy. Although I like the pudding on the site, I found the contact thingo down the bottom right where Ensa said it would be. Does anyone know how to talk to the people there though? I found this thing http://kraftfoods.custhelp.com/cgi-bin/k raftfoods.cfg/php/enduser/std_alp.php?p_
search_text=
and Ensa never said anything about all the link thingos and I'm scared I'll fly off to somewhere else you see. I want the Jello webiste, not the wookie woo of wherever you see.

I'd call the Jello, I thought to a little while ago you see, except the number of thier Baltimore office doesn't work anymore. So, i found the number and I called but the lady, I think her name was Alice or some other thing like that, and she didn't believe I was Mr. Cosby you see. I asked her why and she said I was rich and wouldn't need the Jello but i told them I did and she just hung up on me like a roodie pootudie. I need the contact of the Jello to making the ads you see. Can I get the more specific contact of the Jello people? I'm scared to click one of them doohickeys til I know for sure where it'll take me you see.


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At 5/29/09 11:57 PM, Proottalfain wrote: Is it normal that I am the only one who doesn't understand anything he said?

define "normal"


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Posted at: 5/30/09 12:17 AM

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At 5/29/09 11:57 PM, Proottalfain wrote: Is it normal that I am the only one who doesn't understand anything he said?

Well, I never understood anything that he said either. So I guess that means it's not normal.


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AmazingTheNinja

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Posted at: 5/30/09 12:33 AM

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You want a puddin' pop?

'Gotta check out that motherfucking toy selection.

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BillHCosby

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Posted at: 5/30/09 12:33 AM

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Camille's up now, so I'm off you see. She's told me the Jello will be contacted tomorrow, and you can look forward to another advertisement with Mr. Cosby soon. Camille says hello, well I said she says hello as she doesn't really understand that I'm talking to people in the computer you see. Goodbye children and take care.


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