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At 7/7/09 02:09 PM, EmoPinata wrote:

amazing.
you win at life.

No he doesn't, that idiotic response is as old as the internet.

On topic, I would delete all record of myself from goverment databases somehow, then pull out all of my teeth, shave all hair off, burn off fingertips, cut off all external parts excluding my hand, jump into a pit filled with parafin that I dug beforehand, then set fire to it.

Result - one mind-fucked police.

At 7/7/09 02:27 PM, fusioner wrote:

At 7/7/09 02:25 PM, misterchees0 wrote:
Dude, russian roulette is with a revolver, that way you have a 1/6 chance of dying.http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/post /quote/19522172#

If you play with a desert eagle its basically shooting yourself in the head. :D

Thats the point dipwad

will any of you believe me if i said that someone really did that? true.

Hanging yourself is old school.

At 7/7/09 02:45 PM, pyromaniac616 wrote:

No he doesn't, that idiotic response is as old as the internet.

saracasm.
LEARN IT

At 5/29/09 11:25 PM, Fedges wrote: 1) headbutt pavement
2) are you dead? if not see step 1

print out pages of maddox articles and cut your self with them until you bleed to death

At 5/29/09 11:22 PM, MrFlopz wrote: old age.

suicide tard

To be Honest, there is no good way to kill yourself, but if I were too I would probably takes some sleeping pills and Listen to my favorite music while I was slowly dying inside.

LOL loved the posts with the piano string and alcohol poisoning.... Here's my best method.
First, go to a very high bridge over water with supplies. Cinder Block, Handcuffs, 6' Rope, gallon of gasoline, windproof lighter, very sharp knife or razor, handgun, bottle of sleeping pills. favorite bottle of hard liquor.
Ok, now the order to preform the tasks is important. First, put one foot through each hole in the cinder block and secure the handcuffs to your ankles below the block. Now, sit down hanging the block over your watery grave. Next, tie one end of rope to the bridge and the other around your neck. Begin drinking and thinking about all of the things that make you want to leave this life and nothing else. Then eat all of the sleeping pills with one last swig.
The last few actions must be done in rapid succession, so don't wait till you are too inebriated. Pour the gas all over yourself and rope. Cut the veins in your wrist parallel to forearm. With the gun in one hand aimed at the side of your skull and the lighter in the other hand, begin to lean over the bridge and quickly light then shoot. That's light THEN shoot.
If done right, you should hang for a while before the rope burns through and you plummet to the water and are pulled to the bottom by the weight of the stone.
Despite the over-population problem, I don't suggest that anyone actually do this because suicide is the cowards way out. But, if your going to do something, do it right.

At 5/29/09 11:29 PM, thePariah wrote:

I don't remember where I've seen this before, but I thought it was hilarious

1. Get very sharp cheese wire
2. Stand on chair and make noose of cheese wire (noose tied to ceiling)
3. Superglue hands to head
4. When hands are dried to head, JUMP!

People come in and it looks like you ripped your own head off because you're decapitated but your hands are attached to your head... talk about a mind-fuck

TIME FOR A MOTHERFUCKING UPGRADE:
1. CHEESE WIRE
2. THE WORLD TRADE CENTERS
3. TIME MACHINE
4. LONG ROPE
5. HOVERCRAFT FROM THE FUTURE
6. ROBOT STRIPPERS
7. SUPER GLUE
8. W. MASK
9. NAZI PARAPHERNALIA

This is how that shit would go down.
It's the future, and you have become bored with life. You want to go out, and with a bang. You prepare the ingredients, and travel back in time; ten minutes before the second world trade center is set to drop to the ground. Upon landing back in time, you attack a three-hundred foot long rope to your feet, and put on a George Bush mask. You affix the cheese wire around your neck and tie the other end to the stool you stole from Denny's. You tie several hundred feet of heavy swastika patterned rope around your legs. You tie the rope to your chair as well, leaving you with about fifty feet of cheese wire and two hundred feet of rope attached to your body. You tie about half as much rope to the legs of the robot strippers, and tie those ropes near the edges of your circular hovercraft. You apply superglue to your hands and position them near the sides of your head. You point your fingertips towards your shoulders, and push inwards. Your hands stick to your head. Then, covered by a large cloud of smoke from the remaining tower, you command the hovercraft to come out of stealth mode, revealing your setup. You order the robots to jump; humping as they go. They stop half way to your final destination. You jump. As you fall, <a href="http://the cheese wire decapitates you, leaving your body hanging, holding it's own head upside down while covered in swastikas above the fallen world trade centers. the cheese wire decapitates you, leaving your body hanging, holding it's own head upside down while covered in swastikas above the fallen world trade centers with robot strippers a hundred feet above you, still humping vigorously until removed.

If I ever had the balls to, I'd do it one of three ways:

Skydiving and pulling the chute of midair.
Not eating or sleeping for an extended amount of time.
Making an extremely large mixture of flammable chemicals in an enclosed unevironment and setting that shit off!

snusnu
nuff said

At 5/30/09 04:00 AM, StarF68 wrote: Sleeping Pills and Train Tracks

That, my friend, would be an amazing album title.

I've never understood why people resort to ODing and shooting themselves for a painless death. The former is very painful and the other could be painful also if you don't hit the right spot to kill you instantly.

eat a fuck load of poppy seeds

opium overdose ftw

At 7/19/09 05:15 AM, tuckerton296 wrote: snusnu

win

i'd want to be the first person do die of a weed overdose and then blame it on the government, ftl.