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Posted at: 5/31/09 07:05 PM
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I've been trying razor blades lately, but that doesn't work. Now I'm going to try to just shoot myself...now to find a gun...
AHHHH, JESUS IS ATTACKING AGAIN!!
Posted at: 5/31/09 07:12 PM
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Threating to kill the president and then dieing in a rain of gunfire from the secret service? hell,I don't know.
Posted at: 5/31/09 07:14 PM
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I'd hang myself over a bridge, light myself on fire and try to shoot myself. The bullet would break the rope and the water would put the fire out.
That actually happened.
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Posted at: 5/31/09 07:17 PM
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Walk in to a church service for WWII veterans with a "Fuck America" T-Shirt on, a burning American Flag in my mouth, a menorah in one hand, and a kinara (Kwanza candle-holder) in the other, along with a stick of dynamite attached to my shirt and an iPod in my ears blaring heavy metal.
SO FUCKIN' EXTREEEEME
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Posted at: 5/31/09 07:18 PM
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Massive suicide bombing... maybe with a nuke, strapped to your back.
Poozy RAGE. Also, This.
Posted at: 5/31/09 08:16 PM
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I'd be far too pussy to actually go through with the potential pain of hanging or drowning or what have you, so i'd: 1) Sit on the side of a cliff 2) Get ridiculously drunk 3) Pass out and fall off
Posted at: 5/31/09 08:32 PM
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At 5/29/09 11:22 PM, MrFlopz wrote: old age.
That's the best post I've ever read in months.
Posted at: 5/31/09 08:35 PM
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I would shoot a cop, resist arrest, post about it on Newgrounds, then choose to assassinate myself.
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Posted at: 5/31/09 08:39 PM
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Jumping into a black hole.
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probably by eating a pound of salt
yes, that kills you.
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Posted at: 7/7/09 12:39 PM
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Wear a Towel on head, grow a beard, wear C-4 on my body, and die for the glory of Allahlalalallalaalalalallalalalala.
At 4/22/09 12:38 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Raped by hongkong. NEXT. Yeah, that was one champion of a post, wasn't it? -Zerok
Posted at: 7/7/09 12:43 PM
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Hanging probably causes the least amount of pain so I would hang myself.
Savin the good and blammin the crap.
Posted at: 7/7/09 12:46 PM
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jump from a high cliff, or the niagara falls
Posted at: 7/7/09 01:15 PM
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Maybe in a public area with a gun, kill a few people, then me.
I like peaches.
Posted at: 7/7/09 01:17 PM
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At 5/29/09 11:22 PM, bgraybr wrote: Hopefully no one here is suicidal
I am. Alot. But not now.
I'd jump into the street and get run over by a car.
Posted at: 7/7/09 01:18 PM
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At 5/29/09 11:24 PM, B4gle wrote: Get nakid and jump off a sky scraper, I guess.
This, except holding a firework. Go out with a bang, but in a more literal sense.
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Posted at: 7/7/09 01:22 PM
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At 5/29/09 11:38 PM, Proottalfain wrote: At 5/29/09 11:33 PM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote: I would browse the BBS for 3 straight days until I die.This gives me an idea... Take my first idea (jumping off a building) But... Take your cell phone, prepare to send a status update on Facebook (you can send things on Facebook on a cell phone) saying "BRB going to kill myself" Then jump and send the message while in midair.
At 5/29/09 11:33 PM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote: I would browse the BBS for 3 straight days until I die.
LOL, you could really scare them and take a pic while you're falling, and send it to everyone.
Interesting stuff. I'm an overweight man who doesn't play by the rules. COME SAI HAI TO ME ON MAI USERPAGE! :D Yeah, I'm talkin' to you!
Posted at: 7/7/09 01:26 PM
At 7/7/09 01:22 PM, masterchef56 wrote: At 5/29/09 11:38 PM, Proottalfain wrote: Then jump and send the message while in midair.LOL, you could really scare them and take a pic while you're falling, and send it to everyone.
At 5/29/09 11:38 PM, Proottalfain wrote: Then jump and send the message while in midair.
But the building would have to be really tall. It could take several seconds to do all that, and if the building's about 34 stories high, you're NOT gonna be doin all that before you die.
Posted at: 7/7/09 01:42 PM
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This will help!
Fight for the right.
Posted at: 7/7/09 01:48 PM
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Eating a frag grenade.
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Posted at: 7/7/09 01:50 PM
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Speedball. Heroin mixed with cocaine and morphine? YES. But NO, too. That's how Mitch Hedburg died.
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Posted at: 7/7/09 01:54 PM
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1-) masturbating until my penis explode or something. 2-) playing russian roulette with a desert eagle :D 3-) put on a fake beard, a tunic, go to the FBI HQ and shout: "i'm Osama Bin Laden!"
these just popped in my mind.
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Posted at: 7/7/09 02:05 PM
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light my self on fire and then change my mind and jumo into a nearby lake were i drown to my death
Rule of the dumb 2: hammers are NOT your friend
Posted at: 7/7/09 02:09 PM
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At 5/29/09 11:29 PM, thePariah wrote:
People come in and it looks like you ripped your own head off because you're decapitated but your hands are attached to your head... talk about a mind-fuck
amazing. you win at life.
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Shoot myself in the head.
/originality.
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Posted at: 7/7/09 02:13 PM
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Skydive of course.
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Posted at: 7/7/09 02:21 PM
At 5/31/09 07:17 PM, VhsTapeclock wrote:
I have never witnessed more happiness than this forum post brought me.
Posted at: 7/7/09 02:25 PM
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At 7/7/09 01:54 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote: 2-) playing russian roulette with a desert eagle :D
Dude, russian roulette is with a revolver, that way you have a 1/6 chance of dying.
If you play with a desert eagle its basically shooting yourself in the head. :D
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Posted at: 7/7/09 02:27 PM
At 7/7/09 02:25 PM, misterchees0 wrote: At 7/7/09 01:54 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote: 2-) playing russian roulette with a desert eagle :DDude, russian roulette is with a revolver, that way you have a 1/6 chance of dying.http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/post /quote/19522172# If you play with a desert eagle its basically shooting yourself in the head. :D
Thats the point dipwad
Posted at: 7/7/09 02:41 PM
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The term "Drug fueled sex heart attack" comes to mind.
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