How to get back at my girlfriend...

[Facepalmer]

So turns out this blonde bitch that I was dating was cheating on me with this emo kid that she used to make fun of. I broke up with her today after I found them making out behind the school when one of my friends told me. Now I'm pissed off and trying to think of a way to get back at her because she has done nothing but made my life total shit ever since I met her. I could:

A.) Kick the Emo Kid's Ass
B.) Date this black chick that's been eyeing me because I rap to make her jealous + They're always fighting and shit.
C.) Date her sister who's also been eyeing me ever since I went over to her house.
D.) Pick on her brother
E. ) All of the Above
F.) All of the Above + Smacking a Ho.

[Sinitech]

All of the above?

[Maximus]

G) None of the above.

^^^ that one

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

Lock all of her threads. That'll teach her...

[SoulCreation]

At 5/29/09 01:58 AM, Maximus wrote: G) None of the above.

^^^ that one

OH I WUNNA TRY!

H) Have a hot threesome.

Do i win?

[andycastaneda]

At 5/29/09 01:57 AM, Facepalmer wrote: C.) Date her sister who's also been eyeing me ever since I went over to her house.

That one.

[Leidolfr]

At 5/29/09 01:57 AM, Facepalmer wrote: So turns out this blonde bitch that I was dating was cheating on me with this emo kid that she used to make fun of. I broke up with her today after I found them making out behind the school when one of my friends told me. Now I'm pissed off and trying to think of a way to get back at her because she has done nothing but made my life total shit ever since I met her. I could:

A.) Kick the Emo Kid's Ass
B.) Date this black chick that's been eyeing me because I rap to make her jealous + They're always fighting and shit.
C.) Date her sister who's also been eyeing me ever since I went over to her house.
D.) Pick on her brother
E. ) All of the Above
F.) All of the Above + Smacking a Ho.

all of the above...but, do it with the black chick, and make sure its on ya ex's bed, and make sure her pillow is right under the chicks ass the whole time

then dont let her find out.

[oh and fuck her sister, in really embarassing ways to her]

[Robotchk12]

I'd say "rape her", but that's just not cool.
Definitely F.

[Punkboyben]

I'm not sure which one of those options i laughed at the most. I quite like "because i rap" Why don't you post some of your lyrics dawgg?

[BrainlessDan]

You got any nudes of her?

Post her naked all over the internet.

^Best kinda pay back.

[WilliWowza]

How about be the better person and just forget about it? She obviously wasn't meant for you, so what's the point in getting hung up on it. Just move on, start looking for someone else, and above all don't let her know that you care this much about it.

[DragonRry]

C + Smack a ho

[CryogenChaos]

At 5/29/09 01:57 AM, Facepalmer wrote: A.) Kick the Emo Kid's Ass

Because the likely unknowing pawn is solely to blame. Yep, that's a good option there.

B.) Date this black chick that's been eyeing me because I rap to make her jealous + They're always fighting and shit.

Dating to get revenge is a horrible reason to date someone. You use them for your own benefit, not because you're actually interested in them, and that makes you look like a fucking dick.

C.) Date her sister who's also been eyeing me ever since I went over to her house.

See above.

D.) Pick on her brother

So release your anger on someone who had nothing to do with the situation, blood relation aside? You're really aiming high there, huh?

E. ) All of the Above

Hurr.

F.) All of the Above + Smacking a Ho.

HURR PIMPS HURR

[alucardxmeow]

I'd say C for sure...

[ScreamsToday]

A.) Kick the Emo Kid's Ass
B.) Date this black chick that's been eyeing me because I rap to make her jealous + They're always fighting and shit.
C.) Date her sister who's also been eyeing me ever since I went over to her house.
D.) Pick on her brother
E. ) All of the Above
F.) All of the Above + Smacking a Ho.

Or! You could just move on with your life and let her get what's coming to her.

[Chumbawamba]

Dating her sister would most likely get the best results if you just wanted to piss her off, but it may not even kick off since there's probably some agreement amongst siblings that they can't date each others' ex's without consent, and if she consigns to it, then she most likely wouldn't be pissed about it.

Move on, really. Take a break from the dating scene and enjoy being single again.

[Clock-Ninja]

You don't even deserve to have a fucking girlfriend. A normal guy would just say, "HOLY SHIT THAT'S HOT!!!". But you are not normal, therefor you shouldn't even be allowed to have any girlfriend.

[Leo625]

Well your girlfriend was more attracted to a guy she use to pick on then you. So obviously dating you made her stoop to a new low of desperateness, meaning you really don't have much of a chance of ever getting any ass. So I suggest option G. /wrist

[Kinsei01]

al;l of the above with a double on C and banging the chicks sister while your at it

[AnonymousAlchemist]

If you two both had sex, call her, then tell her you have been tested positive for AIDS, and that she should go check.

I like choice E.

[nal1200]

Call her house when you know she'll be away, and when one of her parents answers the phone, say "Hello Ms. (INSERT HERE NAME HERE) this is (MAKE UP A NAME HERE) from the (FIND AN ABORTION CLINIC OR ADOPTION CLINIC NAME IN YOUR AREA). We got the results back and you tested positive. We were wondering if you were still considering put it up for adoption?"

[Dominickaos]

Walk away my friend, getting back at her will only stoop to her level or lower.
And honestly, if she cheats. then she wasn't even worth your time or day.
It's said again and again, you'll find someone much more better.

However, one way to get her back is to act like it never bothered you at all.
and if she asks you why your being prick, just say you got better things to do
then waste my breath of air on a cheater.

[Upyourface]

A.) Kick the Emo Kid's Ass
B.) Date this black chick that's been eyeing me because I rap to make her jealous + They're always fighting and shit.
C.) Date her sister who's also been eyeing me ever since I went over to her house.
D.) Pick on her brother
E. ) All of the Above
F.) All of the Above + Smacking a Ho.
G.) Go out with the emo kid

Definatly G.

Z.) Kill self

or go with secret option Z! (it'll make her feel really guilty, then maybe she'll go back out with you out of pity)

[TurtleKirby101]

P: G + embarrass her in front of everyone =P

[Brass]

Date her sister, man.

[TurtleKirby101]

Oops, in last post I meant to say F + whatever I suggested

[CryogenChaos]

At 5/29/09 04:10 AM, Upyourface wrote:

Z.) Kill self

or go with secret option Z! (it'll make her feel really guilty, then maybe she'll go back out with you out of pity)

Um, it's option Z, so it wouldn't be "Kill Self". It would be "Kill Zelf".

[JoeMorrisNG]

G) Don't ask people on Newgrounds

[FurryDemon]

Either none of the above, or get with her sister.

I somehow do not believe your stories.

[SirCrispy]

At 5/29/09 01:59 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Lock all of her threads. That'll teach her...

rofl, that is Brilliant..!