I grinded.

[Papo]

So my 9th grade party was today at some hotel/amusement park and i went to the pool where everyone else was and everyone started dancing (grinding) so this girl who i have been with since 2nd grade asks me to grind and i did not notice how a big ass she had, we were dancing inside the pool soo she got bikini. And when i grinded i was afraid that i got an erection, I thought happy thoughts and i was like "DAMN I'M PRACTICALLY TAPPING THAT" (In my mind) and later on i grinded with 8 or 9 girls (big or medium size ass). So today was an awesome day for me. Whadya think Newgrounds?

[masterguy-1243]

Are you sure the party wasn't your room and the those girls were your hand?

[peanutfoot932]

I think you have a news page for this kind of thing.

Woohoo, backseat modding!

[physicsman09]

You have more important things to worry about.

My advice?

Open the books, you're in 9th grade, what you do now will determine your future.

[Sunglasses]

Isn't the plural of grind, "ground"?

[CowBoyEmo]

Umm...cool. I mean grinding is basically the best dance a white guy could do and look good.

besides the robot.

[Papo]

At 5/28/09 09:35 PM, peanutfoot932 wrote: I think you have a news page for this kind of thing.

Woohoo, backseat modding!

No i just logged in.

[AbstractPathologist]

I think I want to rape you.

[sldghmmr]

At 5/28/09 09:35 PM, Sunglasses wrote: Isn't the plural of grind, "ground"?

That's past tense.

[MultiCanimefan]

At 5/28/09 09:34 PM, PapoSwing wrote: And when i grinded i was afraid that i got an erection, I thought happy thoughts and i was like "DAMN I'M PRACTICALLY TAPPING THAT"

Practically. Remember, practically .

(In my mind)

And that's where it stayed for the rest of the night.

[aninjaman]

All the dances at my school are drunk people grinding.
Fuck that, I mosh.

[Sensationalism]

Kids still do that?

[Papo]

At 5/28/09 09:37 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote:

At 5/28/09 09:34 PM, PapoSwing wrote:

Practically. Remember, practically .

(In my mind)

And that's where it stayed for the rest of the night.

I know... it's like sex but with clothes.

[mightypotato]

Wow...so you danced with girls like a big boy.

Yippie.

[CowBoyEmo]

At 5/28/09 09:39 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Kids still do that?

It's the new thing. Along with that whole smoking smarties thing...

[iscrulz]

At 5/28/09 09:35 PM, peanutfoot932 wrote: I think you have a news page for this kind of thing.

Woohoo, backseat modding!

Enjoy your ban for backseat modding.

Oh shit meta backseat modding.

[Papo]

At 5/28/09 09:39 PM, mightypotato wrote: Wow...so you danced with girls like a big boy.

Yippie.

It was awesome. And yes... i'm a big boy.

[Metal-Sonic-v2]

Man, I've been grinding that shit ever since '99.

[AlphaCentauri]

Back it up, 9th graders get a party at an amusement park?.. for what? Passing 9th grade?

Seniors don't even get a field day when they graduate where I live.

[Leidolfr]

At 5/28/09 09:34 PM, PapoSwing wrote: So my 9th grade party was today at some hotel/amusement park and i went to the pool where everyone else was and everyone started dancing (grinding) so this girl who i have been with since 2nd grade asks me to grind and i did not notice how a big ass she had, we were dancing inside the pool soo she got bikini. And when i grinded i was afraid that i got an erection, I thought happy thoughts and i was like "DAMN I'M PRACTICALLY TAPPING THAT" (In my mind) and later on i grinded with 8 or 9 girls (big or medium size ass). So today was an awesome day for me. Whadya think Newgrounds?

yeah, girls love ugly little chuds, lol, im only half serious

but really, i dont beleive any of that happened, and if it did, and you CAN get a boner, than, you did, lol

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[MercatorMap]

Heads up, girls don't like to get stabbed by your cock the entire time they are dancing.

[mrdude300]

At 5/28/09 09:36 PM, physicsman09 wrote: You have more important things to worry about.

My advice?

Open the books, you're in 9th grade, what you do now will determine your future.

noob

[physicsman09]

At 5/28/09 09:43 PM, mrdude300 wrote:

noob

Age/Gender: n/a, Male

I have a future.

You haven't even hit puberty.

Children should be seen not heard.

[Orange-Jews]

you left out the part where u jizzed in your pants

[XtremeofParanoia]

Ah. White people stealing a dance from the black man.

I will say, I loved going to school dances when that Usher / Lil' John / Ludacris song was big.

Bend over to the front, TOUCH YA TOES

[aSquared94]

And then you told the newgrounds community.... what a great day

[The-Laugher-Of-Lor]

Dohoho, look who's the big man now.

[Sovalkov]

Ninth grade? You got no game.

[Shnam]

Ladies and Gentlemen step aside for our newest pimp.

[Rosenrot-I]

That is an unbelievably sad and pathetic story.