I saw two people pass out today

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

The first incident happened in the locker room after gym. Too much running and the poor kid just dropped. They called the nurse and she came in and supplied gatorade and a slap or two on the cheek. Then the bell rang and I left to my next class. Sign Language. Not ten minutes after class started, a girl was doing her work and she just dropped. Slumped all of a sudden and just fell out of her chair, limp as a rag doll. the teacher sent us into the hall and called the nurse. She again supplied Gatorade and slaps on the cheek.

Why did the nurse give them Gatorade? I don't know. Now, both kids are fine, I hear, but I think it's funny that I saw two people pass out within twenty minutes. What are the odds? Is the government is testing some new knockout gas?

CONSPIRACY!!!

[HeavyMetalGuy]

That is very strange.

[Heretic-Anchorite]

maybe it was something in your cookies :O

[Boss]

The gatorade is the antidote.

soylent green IS PEEOOOPLEEE

[xports]

At 5/28/09 06:58 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Why did the nurse give them Gatorade?

Dehydration.

Also, I think it's you. You're having some kind of evil effect on innocent people.

Be proud.

[D-XN]

i want gatorade.

do i get free gatorade if i pretend to pass out?

[Bigbaddragon]

Thats what fucking finals do to you.

[TheLameSauce]

i assume it was really hot out today, wherever you were, and the people who fainted were suspected of being dehydrated. thus, gatorade.

[Haynesyb0y]

Gatorade is slowly replacing water. Idiocracy anyone?

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

At 5/28/09 07:00 PM, Bigbaddragon wrote: Thats what fucking finals do to you.

Finals haven't started yet.

And no. It wasn't really that hot today. We've seen MUCH hotter. It was 'nice'.

[RubberTrucky]

Silly people.

Gatorade=sugar=quick energy boost.

People who pass out probably have a low blood-sugar at the moment and gatorade or cola or such is what they need.

[Leidolfr]

At 5/28/09 06:58 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Why did the nurse give them Gatorade? I don't know. Now, both kids are fine, I hear, but I think it's funny that I saw two people pass out within twenty minutes. What are the odds? Is the government is testing some new knockout gas?

CONSPIRACY!!!

Gatorade has like..electrolytes, lol.

I saw this girl once, uhh those raised chorus bleacher things, she was on the top step, and she passed out, landed right on her head, like, seriously, the thud was defening....laughed my ass off
[she was fine]

[aquaticmole]

It was me,, I'm so fast you can't even see me, but I knocked them both out, used only my mitts too.

[Whoope]

At 5/28/09 07:01 PM, Haynesyb0y wrote: Gatorade is slowly replacing water. Idiocracy anyone?

This.

[wtb]

you're about to see three..
*thud*

[manonthemoon516]

Gatorade has electrolytes, which helps your body. It's great for when your dehydrated or sick. As for the slaps, I don't know.

[Dromedary]

What, did they look at you?

My wit, i'm just too much.

Is gatorade an energy drink then?

[iscrulz]

At 5/28/09 07:00 PM, xports wrote:

At 5/28/09 06:58 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Why did the nurse give them Gatorade?

Dehydration.

or Cramps or Fatigue. Because water could cure Dehydration.

Also, I think it's you. You're having some kind of evil effect on innocent people.

Be proud.

Yes be proud my boy

[Armerad]

I passed out yesterday, but thats because I was sick.

[Haynesyb0y]

The slaps help people come round. The body tries to respond to defend itself and uses some adrenaline to help this happen. It's like being unexpectedly punched - you tense up and get ready to defend yourself.

The gatorade has a lot of sugar for a quicky energy boost. The person would then be advised to drink plenty of water for the next few hours to get their body properly hydrated again.

4 years of Med school yo!

[XenonMonkey]

I want me some slaps on the cheek

[ChaDMcBaDD]

its just a coinicidence. calm down.

[ToastedCupcake]

I remember in middle school this girl was talking about her brother breaking her leg, and this kid passed out and fell sideways in his desk, and the whole desk flipped over.

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

At 5/28/09 07:00 PM, xports wrote:
Also, I think it's you. You're having some kind of evil effect on innocent people.

Be proud.

I'm very proud. I'm happy to be negitively impacting the people around me.

[BlakeMo]

Oh shit I'm all out of Gatorade.

We are so fucked

[tiskewl]

Your right it is a conspiracy and the nurse was in on it. Either that or she just acknowledges that gatorade can do anytihng!!!

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

At 5/28/09 09:09 PM, tiskewl wrote: Your right it is a conspiracy and the nurse was in on it. Either that or she just acknowledges that gatorade can do anytihng!!!

Gatorade cured me of AIDS and colon cancer.

[IceFireMudDragon]

You know, I found out a way to pass out. It may seem skeptical, but I've done it a few times but I had a friend with me to catch me and make sure I wasn't out for good. So here's how you do it, you crouch down. Then you take 18 deep breaths, do it a bit quickly though. Then when you reach your nineteenth breath, when you inhale hold your breathe. Then stand up and just stand still. Also be sure to do this while yuor closing your eyes. I think it makes you pass out because you hyperventilate, or you get really light headed. I did it about 6 times, it feels weird and you'll pass out for like 10 - 30 seconds if you do it right.

[sldghmmr]

At 5/28/09 07:03 PM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 5/28/09 06:58 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

I saw this girl once, uhh those raised chorus bleacher things, she was on the top step, and she passed out, landed right on her head, like, seriously, the thud was defening....laughed my ass off
[she was fine]

Side affects of falling on head include.
Wheelchairs
Special classes
Funny looks
Strange noises

Oh and douche bags laughing at you

[Sensationalism]

It's what plants crave!