Good way to worship satan?

[Foamytank]

So say you stole a baby bird from it's nest and killed it.
If you were to put that in a pipe in smoke it would satan love me more or am I just gonna ruin my bowl?

[The-Hitman]

It'd probably just ruin your bowl. Also, the best way to worship Satan is to put a hamster in a 2-liter bottle and then bang it off the counter.

[Upyourface]

Good Way To Worship Satan?

There isn't one.

[streetbackguy]

best way is to start WWIII

[Foamytank]

At 5/28/09 03:18 PM, The-Hitman wrote: It'd probably just ruin your bowl. Also, the best way to worship Satan is to put a hamster in a 2-liter bottle and then bang it off the counter.

A full size or baby hamster?

[Boss]

I don't think Satin likes violence, torturing deserving people in hell is just his job. at the end of the day he probably goes home to his wife and kids and reads bedtimes stories and shags his wife. Don't be hatin' the Satin. or worshiping him by killing animals.

[itachikkisametobi]

Join a cult man

[Me-Patch]

Satan doesn't like it when you hurt animals, he likes it when you hurt yourself.

[mariomusicmaker1]

no that would just wreck it, best thing you can do,

go to toys R us
Find infant
destroy infant
sell organs on black market
donate money to the Church Of Satan

[Foamytank]

At 5/28/09 03:31 PM, mariomusicmaker1 wrote: no that would just wreck it, best thing you can do,

go to toys R us
Find infant
destroy infant
sell organs on black market
donate money to the Church Of Satan

Is that legal?

[Scarbo]

At 5/28/09 03:32 PM, Foamytank wrote:

At 5/28/09 03:31 PM, mariomusicmaker1 wrote: no that would just wreck it, best thing you can do,

go to toys R us
Find infant
destroy infant
sell organs on black market
donate money to the Church Of Satan

Is that legal?

Yes but only if you aren't caught

[scottmale24]

At 5/28/09 03:27 PM, flashwarrior wrote: Don't be hatin' the Satin.

You do know that satin is a cloth and Satan is the guy from the christian mythology, right?

[Foamytank]

At 5/28/09 03:35 PM, Scarbo wrote:

At 5/28/09 03:32 PM, Foamytank wrote:

Is that legal?

Yes but only if you aren't caught

Like cop killing! =]

[jewdudewtf]

The best way to worship Satan would probably be by picking up a copy of the Satanic Bible and following it's teachings.

[Scarbo]

At 5/28/09 03:38 PM, Foamytank wrote:

At 5/28/09 03:35 PM, Scarbo wrote:

At 5/28/09 03:32 PM, Foamytank wrote:

Is that legal?

Yes but only if you aren't caught

Like cop killing! =]

Exactly, clubbing baby seals goes under the same rule

[Fluffington]

So what would be the point of worshiping Satan anyway? Say if he is real.

[CaptainChip]

Satan isn't a violent person, he just has a gambling problem.

Go bet on stuff to make him happy.

[TheJamoke]

When you think about it, is there really any wrong way?

[Krbyfan1]

At 5/28/09 04:15 PM, THEJamoke wrote: When you think about it, is there really any wrong way?

Praying to God and thinking Jesus is your personal savior.

[wtb]

At 5/28/09 03:38 PM, Foamytank wrote:

At 5/28/09 03:35 PM, Scarbo wrote:

At 5/28/09 03:32 PM, Foamytank wrote:

Is that legal?

Yes but only if you aren't caught

Like cop killing! =]

SMOKE WEEK KILL COPS
666 bong rips.

[Skulsta]

Kill a virgin.

[andhination]

At 5/28/09 04:49 PM, Skulsta wrote: Kill a virgin.

More like rape.

[Foamytank]

At 5/28/09 05:00 PM, andhination wrote:

At 5/28/09 04:49 PM, Skulsta wrote: Kill a virgin.

More like rape.

Both, duh.

[wtb]

At 5/28/09 05:19 PM, Foamytank wrote:

At 5/28/09 05:00 PM, andhination wrote:

At 5/28/09 04:49 PM, Skulsta wrote: Kill a virgin.

More like rape.

Both, duh.

which is first?

[andhination]

At 5/28/09 05:19 PM, wtb wrote:

At 5/28/09 05:19 PM, Foamytank wrote:

At 5/28/09 05:00 PM, andhination wrote:

At 5/28/09 04:49 PM, Skulsta wrote: Kill a virgin.

More like rape.

Both, duh.

which is first?

Rape, kill, more rape.

[Zoraxe7]

Call him Iblis and most people wont know its Satan your talking about, unless their Muslim.

They'd assume its a God from some some old ancient eastern religion or some kind of Cult.

[ifureadthisdie]

Satan sees everyone as a victim. He would never like you no matter what so no matter what you do he's gonna rape you

[SP-13]

this is newgrounds not satangrounds

[Foamytank]

At 5/28/09 05:38 PM, SP-13 wrote: this is newgrounds not satangrounds

Oh, whoops my bad.
Wrong site.

[Leidolfr]

At 5/28/09 09:18 PM, Foamytank wrote:

At 5/28/09 05:38 PM, SP-13 wrote: this is newgrounds not satangrounds

Oh, whoops my bad.
Wrong site.

oh no, make no mistake, this IS hell.

and a good way for you to worship satan is kill yourself for him
[really,the answer is upthe road, not acrossed the street.]