If He Told You To Jump Off A Cliff

[Diein60s]

Would You Do It?

Don't you just hate this? When parents/teacher or whoever else, say this to you?
Like when a kid has been playing Knock-A-Door-Run, or some other game like that, or if they did something wrong, like threw something at someone, and their excuse is "He/she/they told me to"
How can people compare jumping off a cliff, to playing a silly little game?

Do you guys have any other things you hate, that you get told when you're being told off?

[Elios]

At 5/28/09 01:18 PM, Diein60s wrote: How can people compare jumping off a cliff, to playing a silly little game?

Agreed. My mom never used that, because it makes absolutely no sense. My friends, however, whenever they did something wrong, or bad, i would ALWAYS here that statement coming from their parents.

Mom: "Why did you take that candy bar!?"
Billy: "Tommy told me too!"
Mom "Well if tommy told you to jump off the edge of a cliff at a height of 36 meters, and fall at a velocity of 80 mph, which would result in death, would you?"
Billy: "STFU mom"

[1Tyla1]

So you'd run around the playground with a pink wig on if your mate told you? Would you jump off a cliff if he said to do that too?!

[Generalissimus]

I would just say yes to piss off whoever was saying that to me.

[Mechabloby]

If he told you to jump off a cliff, would you do it?

Fuck off no, but that's because it's a situation of life and fucking death, you cunt

I'M SO ANGRY I'M LISTENING TO METALLICA

[Spilda-Bongwata]

Knock-A-Door-Run

WTF is that??

[jewdudewtf]

I would jump of a cliff, assuming that there was water close enough and deep enough I wouldn't die or get injured. Or assuming the cliff was really high and I had enough time for my parachute to work properly.

I would tell that to my mom, and get into more trouble.

[rachelraye]

At 5/28/09 01:28 PM, Strategize wrote:

Knock-A-Door-Run

WTF is that??

i think he means ding-dong ditch DX

[Proottalfain]

So the English version is jumping off a cliff?

It's funny because in French we say jump off a bridge.

[Diein60s]

At 5/28/09 01:30 PM, rachelraye wrote:

At 5/28/09 01:28 PM, Strategize wrote:

Knock-A-Door-Run

WTF is that??

i think he means ding-dong ditch DX

It's knock-a-door-run where I live >:o

[scottmale24]

At 5/28/09 01:31 PM, Proottalfain wrote: So the English version is jumping off a cliff?

It's funny because in French we say jump off a bridge.

S'what my parents said.

"Everyone else was doing it!"
"If everyone else jumped off a bridge, would you?"
"Yeah, probably, but it would be more like stepping of a bridge onto a pile of bodies"
"No, there's a current. "
"Oh. Well, probably still. I mean, I don't want to be alone in the world."

[themanthelegend]

I used to hear that one. I would always ask if the cliff stretched out over the water and how far of a drop it was. When my mom got mad, I explained to her that the answer to my questions could drastically change my answer to her. Ultimately she would call me a son of a bitch, which is the funniest possible thing she could say. Oh.... the memories.

[Diein60s]

At 5/28/09 01:39 PM, themanthelegend wrote: Ultimately she would call me a son of a bitch,

That made me lol XD

[Jercurpac]

Never really bothered me. Chances are if I was using the "Everybody else was doing it" excuse I already knew that what I was doing was wrong and I should have exercised the same common sense that I would have if the situation involved suicide. Not that I wouldn't respond back with a smart-ass comment along the lines of "Hell yeah I'd jump off a bridge."

[ColdRicePudding]

My answer would be 'you first'

[ifureadthisdie]

At 5/28/09 01:51 PM, ColdRicePudding wrote: My answer would be 'you first'

lol beat me to it

[Lost-Chances]

With that winning smile, who wouldn't?

[jmalouin7]

My mom use to say that to me all the time, till I said yes. It left her speechless

[Drugged]

At 5/28/09 01:31 PM, Proottalfain wrote: So the English version is jumping off a cliff?

It's funny because in French we say jump off a bridge.

In America a lot of people say "jumping into a lake".

[Gewglz]

At 5/28/09 02:27 PM, jmalouin7 wrote: My mom use to say that to me all the time, till I said yes. It left her speechless

Awsome tactics!

[SPLINTERCELL58]

At 5/28/09 01:30 PM, rachelraye wrote:

At 5/28/09 01:28 PM, Strategize wrote:

Knock-A-Door-Run

WTF is that??

i think he means ding-dong ditch DX

Ding-dong-ditch???
LOL that's hilarious. Why do you call it that?

[platypuspwn]

At 5/28/09 01:28 PM, Strategize wrote:

Knock-A-Door-Run

WTF is that??

Ding dong ditch

[Elios]

At 5/28/09 02:30 PM, SPLINTERCELL58 wrote: LOL that's hilarious. Why do you call it that?

I don't see what's confusing, it's pretty much the exact same thing

Ding-dong = Knock a door

Ditch = Run

[FoxtrotZulu]

At 5/28/09 01:28 PM, Strategize wrote:

Knock-A-Door-Run

WTF is that??

The clue is in the title.

[Diein60s]

At 5/28/09 02:33 PM, Elios wrote:

At 5/28/09 02:30 PM, SPLINTERCELL58 wrote: LOL that's hilarious. Why do you call it that?

I don't see what's confusing, it's pretty much the exact same thing

Ding-dong = Knock a door

Ditch = Run

I get the ding-dong bit...
But wouldn't the ditch mean, ditch the person "ding-donging"?

lol ding-donging.

[Haoie]

Of course the answer is: ____ jumped off a cliff? I'm so there.

[Diein60s]

At 5/28/09 02:53 PM, psychicpebble wrote: Knock a door isn't catchy...where do you live?

Chesterfield

says it all really >.>

[Elios]

At 5/28/09 02:57 PM, Diein60s wrote:

At 5/28/09 02:53 PM, psychicpebble wrote: Knock a door isn't catchy...where do you live?

Chesterfield

says it all really >.>

I think it's catchy, if you say it right.

Knocka door RUN! Weeeeeehehehehe!

[Arthienis]

i tell the "if there is a good reason well yees! and they get sooo anoyed because im right :)

by the way a good reason could be a nazi is going to rape and torture you util death.

[Diein60s]

At 5/28/09 03:02 PM, Arthienis wrote: i tell the "if there is a good reason well yees! and they get sooo anoyed because im right :)

by the way a good reason could be a nazi is going to rape and torture you util death.

Nazi...?
Where do you live? 1940?