Bring it on North Korea!

[ResidentOEvil]

Kim Jong Il is threatening the US!?

NO FUCKING WAY.
All he's got is a few pussy-ass popgun nukes.
A 1 kiloton explosion nuke and the whole world's worried bout big bad Kim.

WELL GUESS WHAT.
You can't beat the US at the game WE invented.

In case you've forgot, we've still got 500 of these

which have a yield of 25 Megatons each, which is almost 2000 Hiroshimas per bomb.
We don't want to use them, but if we have to in order to prevent a nuclear war, we certainly can.

We even offer same-day shipping on total obliteration, because our jets don't suck.

We got nukes of all shapes n' sizes, just come on down to Uncle Sam's freedom warehouse!

[Jonny879]

At 5/28/09 09:56 AM, ResidentOEvil wrote:

We got nukes of all shapes n' sizes, just come on down to Uncle Sam's freedom warehouse!

that is trully epic

[desert116]

And that's the excat reasong why I think that USA is bigger threat to world peace than North Korea.

[ResidentOEvil]

At 5/28/09 10:00 AM, desert116 wrote: And that's the excat reasong why I think that USA is bigger threat to world peace than North Korea.

We're more like the armed guard at the airport. Everyone is safer when a responsible mediator has the power to stop any violent attacks.

[EyeLovePoozy]

If that maniac keeps eating shit in this fashion we are going to end up freeing the fucking shit out of his people.

[lolmaster]

Woah, you Americans are either really patriotic or really drunk all the time. Or both.

[Sinitech]

At 5/28/09 10:28 AM, MercatorMap wrote: Just like we did with Iraq.

Herr derr!

We didn't have to nuke Iraq, though, because Iraq's only defenses were old men in their bath robes.

[Jon4life]

Kim Hon Il is too cute to threaten anything. Look how miniature he is! :3

[iateamexican]

At 5/28/09 09:56 AM, ResidentOEvil wrote: We don't want to use them, but if we have to in order to prevent a nuclear war, we certainly can.

Prevent.. right..

[Sinitech]

At 5/28/09 10:39 AM, MercatorMap wrote:

At 5/28/09 10:36 AM, Sinitech wrote:

At 5/28/09 10:28 AM, MercatorMap wrote: Just like we did with Iraq.

Herr derr!

We didn't have to nuke Iraq, though, because Iraq's only defenses were old men in their bath robes.

Nah, they had combat helmet wearing veloceraptors too. I read about it in the national enquirer.

Pff, how dangerous could that be. The entire dinosaur kind went extinct because an average sized rock hit the earth. A few velociraptors would be cake.

[Gateau]

Well, seeing as Obama's policies revolve around 'confronting terrorists diplomatically', I don't think we'll be sticking it to Kim Jong Il any time soon. We'll set up a press conference and talk to him face to face, give him a serious talking to... sooooo serious >:(.

But this is seriously the time to bitchslap the pseudo tough kid on the playground.

[fallensoul289]

Ahem wrong fourm

[Sinitech]

At 5/28/09 10:48 AM, MercatorMap wrote: An average sized rock that's the size of Texas? Do I have to explain it to you how this works?

Texas isn't THAT big. Dinosaurs were just pussies.

:lolarmageddon

[SCUD14]

At 5/28/09 10:53 AM, Sinitech wrote: Dinosaurs were just pussies.

T-rex disagrees.

[Khuskan]

At 5/28/09 09:56 AM, ResidentOEvil wrote:

which have a yield of 25 Megatons each, which is almost 2000 Hiroshimas per bomb.
We don't want to use them, but if we have to in order to prevent a nuclear war, we certainly can.

Yeah great idea! Let's use NUCLEAR WEAPONS to prevent the use of NUCLEAR WEAPONS. What a fantastic plan!

[lolmaster]

At 5/28/09 10:33 AM, MercatorMap wrote:
Hush you neutral, spineless, cheese eating swede!

STFU. I'm off eating meatballs, haing sex and shopping at IKEA.

[Helknen2]

At 5/28/09 10:33 AM, MercatorMap wrote:

At 5/28/09 10:28 AM, lolmaster wrote: Woah, you Americans are either really patriotic or really drunk all the time. Or both.

Hush you neutral, spineless, cheese eating swede!

More insulting? or were you joking? you dipshit

[Sierra]

Wait? The US nukes have a blast of twenty five megatons? Well, come on down to the new Korean Ocean!

As for dropping one of those beasts, surely you'll be 'liberating' Kim's people, as well as South Korea?

[Sammeh]

I'm just waiting for someone to compare the world to a playground. So that North Korea can be the wannabe hardman with a switchblade.

[gostgamer]

We will liberate the hell out of north Korea.

[razorbladesigh]

Team America, FUCK YEAH!

[slothfromabove]

Kim is just having to throw his ego around now he can no longer get his dick up
Quite getting all over excited about this, he's not going to launch and it's as simple as that.

[desert116]

At 5/28/09 12:01 PM, slothfromabove wrote: Quite getting all over excited about this, he's not going to launch and it's as simple as that.

He's an old, dying man. He doesn't care what happens to his country, because he would die soon anyway.

[beefcurtains2]

Eh, it's just a couple countries puffing their chests out. Nothing will come of it; nothing ever does.

That said, we would still liberate the shit out of North Korea, if it ever came down to it.

[Mechabloby]

At 5/28/09 09:56 AM, ResidentOEvil wrote: We don't want to use them, but if we have to in order to prevent a nuclear war, we certainly can.

Best phrase ever. It just shows America in a nutshell. It's beautiful.

[beefcurtains2]

At 5/28/09 12:10 PM, Mechabloby wrote:

At 5/28/09 09:56 AM, ResidentOEvil wrote: We don't want to use them, but if we have to in order to prevent a nuclear war, we certainly can.

Best phrase ever. It just shows America in a nutshell. It's beautiful.

You guys talk a lot of trash about America, but you know that if we disappeared, the world would be much worse off.

And you may deny it now, but ask yourself this; do you really want to know what it's like to live in a world where Russia or China is the world's leading superpower?

I shudder at the thought.

[lolmaster]

At 5/28/09 12:18 PM, beefcurtains2 wrote:
You guys talk a lot of trash about America, but you know that if we disappeared, the world would be much worse off.

And you may deny it now, but ask yourself this; do you really want to know what it's like to live in a world where Russia or China is the world's leading superpower?

I shudder at the thought.

Then again, if USA wasn't around maybe RUssia and CHina wouldn't be where they are today.

[TheRipper00]

At 5/28/09 12:21 PM, lolmaster wrote:

At 5/28/09 12:18 PM, beefcurtains2 wrote:
You guys talk a lot of trash about America, but you know that if we disappeared, the world would be much worse off.

And you may deny it now, but ask yourself this; do you really want to know what it's like to live in a world where Russia or China is the world's leading superpower?

I shudder at the thought.

Then again, if USA wasn't around maybe RUssia and CHina wouldn't be where they are today.

Ya because America has had Massive amounts of influence over China's Government. Also it would be AWESOME is the USSR ( Soviet Union) was still around. Nothing bad would have come of that.

You sir are Ignorant

[Figter]

I blaim bush for all

[beefcurtains2]

At 5/28/09 12:21 PM, lolmaster wrote:

At 5/28/09 12:18 PM, beefcurtains2 wrote:
You guys talk a lot of trash about America, but you know that if we disappeared, the world would be much worse off.

And you may deny it now, but ask yourself this; do you really want to know what it's like to live in a world where Russia or China is the world's leading superpower?

I shudder at the thought.

Then again, if USA wasn't around maybe RUssia and CHina wouldn't be where they are today.

Very true.

But we wouldn't be sitting at a computer, connected to the internet, talking about it right now. Nor would we have many of the luxuries that we take for granted every single day.

Look, I'm not going to sit here and act like we're the greatest, most flawless nation on Earth, or that we're God's chosen people, because I'm not a clueless idiot. But I'm also not going to act like we haven't done a lot of good, as well.