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Posted at: 5/27/09 06:21 PM

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So I hooked one of my friends up with one of my girlfriend's friends that wasn't close enough to either of us to actually bother us. So my friend comes up to me like 2 weeks later with a black eye saying he got in a fight with his girlfriend yesterday and he doesn't want to make up with her so he asked me to dump her for him. However, he also asked me to "not mention his name" and to just tell her to "stay away from him". How the fuck do I handle this situation?


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Stay the hell out of it and let people handle their own problems.

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Posted at: 5/27/09 06:22 PM

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Tell him to do it himself, the fucking pussy

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Posted at: 5/27/09 06:22 PM

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I am pretty sure they aren't going to get back together regardless if you tell her or not.


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This girl I'm dating owns a tanning salon, but she won't let me tan for free, but she lets boys she's friends with tan for free, so I go to this other tanning salon down the street to try not to make it a thing, but you know how there's no secrets in the tanning salon community -- so what should I do?


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Posted at: 5/27/09 06:24 PM

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just go to her and DONT YOU EVER TALK TO HIM and then she'll leave


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At 5/27/09 06:21 PM, Facepalmer wrote: How the fuck do I handle this situation?

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Posted at: 5/27/09 06:25 PM

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Tell him that he's gonna have to face problems like these in his future on his own.

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Posted at: 5/27/09 06:26 PM

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At 5/27/09 06:21 PM, Facepalmer wrote: So I hooked one of my friends up with one of my girlfriend's friends that wasn't close enough to either of us to actually bother us. So my friend comes up to me like 2 weeks later with a black eye saying he got in a fight with his girlfriend yesterday and he doesn't want to make up with her so he asked me to dump her for him. However, he also asked me to "not mention his name" and to just tell her to "stay away from him". How the fuck do I handle this situation?

If your friend really got beat up by a girl i suggest leaving him where he is and finding a new friend.

Your friend has no hope.

And he's probably a pussy.

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Posted at: 5/27/09 06:27 PM

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At 5/27/09 06:23 PM, 14hourlunchbreak wrote: This girl I'm dating owns a tanning salon, but she won't let me tan for free, but she lets boys she's friends with tan for free, so I go to this other tanning salon down the street to try not to make it a thing, but you know how there's no secrets in the tanning salon community -- so what should I do?

Fuck man. I dunno. I feel for you. I really do. :(
I guess you're going to have to tell her, and hope that she doesnt use her powers of tan to give you skin cancer.

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Posted at: 5/27/09 06:30 PM

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By the looks of it they aren't getting back together, but your friend is afraid to say that. So he is trying to use you as a way of protecting himself because he is scared. I think that dumping her is something he should do himself. You need to let him fight his own battles.


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At 5/27/09 06:23 PM, 14hourlunchbreak wrote: This girl I'm dating owns a tanning salon, but she won't let me tan for free, but she lets boys she's friends with tan for free, so I go to this other tanning salon down the street to try not to make it a thing, but you know how there's no secrets in the tanning salon community -- so what should I do?

seriously, i cant stop laughing.

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Posted at: 5/27/09 06:35 PM

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Rape her and put it on the Internet.


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Believe me you REALLY don't wanna get mixed up in this.

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Posted at: 5/27/09 07:13 PM

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Don't get involved. Tell him to be a man and break it off himself.

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Posted at: 5/27/09 07:42 PM

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kill him, then her, then your girlfriend, then yourself.

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Posted at: 5/27/09 07:51 PM

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At 5/27/09 06:21 PM, Facepalmer wrote: So I hooked one of my friends up with one of my girlfriend's friends that wasn't close enough to either of us to actually bother us. So my friend comes up to me like 2 weeks later with a black eye saying he got in a fight with his girlfriend yesterday and he doesn't want to make up with her so he asked me to dump her for him. However, he also asked me to "not mention his name" and to just tell her to "stay away from him". How the fuck do I handle this situation?

Wild guess, but since he doesn't want you mentioning his name maybe shes dating someone else and he wants to break them up?

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Posted at: 5/27/09 07:54 PM

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Just tell him you broke up with her for him, then don't tell her.

Hilarity will ensue.

Side effects of this plan may be that your friend will hate you

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Posted at: 5/27/09 07:59 PM

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Wow, that kids girl friend can beat him up and he's also scared of her. What a wimp.

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Posted at: 5/27/09 08:00 PM

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At 5/27/09 06:33 PM, MG34 wrote:
At 5/27/09 06:25 PM, ninjakoopa-33 wrote:
At 5/27/09 06:21 PM, Facepalmer wrote: How the fuck do I handle this situation?
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Stop being a kiss ass to the mods.

I know what a dick, It's not like a crew entirely dedicated to helping with relationships would be any more helpful than the acne-ridden 14 year olds of the General forum.

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Posted at: 5/27/09 08:03 PM

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stay the hell away from these idiots! It's the best answer!

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Posted at: 5/28/09 04:49 PM

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At 5/27/09 08:00 PM, TheCrook wrote:
...It's not like a crew entirely dedicated to helping with relationships would be any more helpful than the acne-ridden 14 year olds of the General forum.

I take offense to that...I'm not acne-ridden OR fourteen.

and my advice was sensible too. /wrists

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