Sensationalist Porn Ads [nsfw]

[idle]

Most porn ads are humorous. Thats a fact. But I came across a particularly attention grabbing one earlier today, which I believe links to Adult Friend Finder or some such. Everything starts off ok...

"STILL WATCHING PORN?"

"Yes".

So I go on. It all sounds pretty textbook; fuck buddies, multiple partners, mad bitches, etc. UNTIL I get to the part which says 16,260,364 Sexy girls available.

16,260,364.

So what I am basically being told, is that this sites userbase of SEXY GIRLS is greater than the entire population of the Netherlands. If they said, say, 10,000 profiles, I'd be like "OMG limited numbers I better get in there", but with there ridiculous millions I'm totally not believing it.

BUT, then I thought, "Maybe it is true?", I mean, it's possible. However I would be sad if I found out such a large chunk of the population have a profile on an Adult Match Maker site, or use internet dating in general.

16,260,364.

The only issue left in my mind is "where am I going to find the time to go through that many profiles?" :/

[b-rod]

I want to fuck real girls in minutes.

[BHBK]

..........you better get your dick ready, you arent gonna have a single sperm left after this!!!!!lol

[MadCow]

STILL READING TOPICS ON SOME NERD FORUM LIKE A BIG DUMB FAGGOT? fuck hot local sluts no credit card required sign up now @ adultXXXanalbrutalizationloversmeet.net 100% legits 1,000s of hot & horny cunts waiting for a hot dicking to be delivered upon their tender wet berginas by your insufficient cock

[Laughingbox]

I would like to fuck 16,260,364 girls in minutes.

[KalebKore]

Damn, Sensationalism has a nice body.

[ninjakoopa-33]

Meh, sounds too good to be true.

*click*

[The-Prince-Of-Idiots]

It's because condom factories are owned by Disney.

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

I could fuck that many girls in the time it takes me to eat lunch.

[DevourerJay]

i REALLY thought this said "Sensationalism Porn Ads [nsfw]"

[SlayerofDragonKings]

Don't forget protection.

[MadCow]

At 5/27/09 12:49 AM, KalebKore wrote: Damn, Sensationalism has a nice body.
At 5/27/09 12:50 AM, MissingNYC wrote: i REALLY thought this said "Sensationalism Porn Ads [nsfw]"

Oh! Hah! I get it! It's like the user Sensationalism, right? :-)

[TheLameSauce]

16,260,364.

so specific, it must be true.

but what i find truly amazing is the fucking in minutes. they don't even know where i live! they must be hauling ass. it seems like so much work for those horny sluts just to be rewarded with two minutes of uncoordinated nub stabbing, followed by crying and lamented inadequacies. and that's just me. i'm sure a lot of you guys are really fucked up.

[DevourerJay]

At 5/27/09 12:54 AM, MadCow wrote:

At 5/27/09 12:49 AM, KalebKore wrote: Damn, Sensationalism has a nice body.
At 5/27/09 12:50 AM, MissingNYC wrote: i REALLY thought this said "Sensationalism Porn Ads [nsfw]"

Oh! Hah! I get it! It's like the user Sensationalism, right? :-)

KA-wink... yup

[BrainlessDan]

You mean there is a country with a population of 12,000,000+ of all hot horny women?

I'm not buying it.

[ChemicalReaper]

At 5/27/09 12:47 AM, MadCow wrote: STILL READING TOPICS ON SOME NERD FORUM LIKE A BIG DUMB FAGGOT? fuck hot local sluts no credit card required sign up now @ adultXXXanalbrutalizationloversmeet.net 100% legits 1,000s of hot & horny cunts waiting for a hot dicking to be delivered upon their tender wet berginas by your insufficient cock

Okay, first off... what the hell is a "bergina"? It sounds like some horrible disease indigenous to the mid-Atlantic or something...

Secondly, most of these profiles are probably put up by homosexual 37 year olds living in their parent's basement... they enjoy dressing up like girls.

[idle]

At 5/27/09 01:01 AM, BrainlessDan wrote: You mean there is a country with a population of 12,000,000+ of all hot horny women?

Let me tell you, BrainlessDan, that country is the stuff of legends.

But I believe in it.

Won't you believe in it too? Belief can change the world.

Or something.

[BrainlessDan]

At 5/27/09 01:05 AM, idle wrote: Let me tell you, BrainlessDan, that country is the stuff of legends.

But I believe in it.

Won't you believe in it too? Belief can change the world.

Or something.

Is it one of them things you can only see if you believe?

[zach8thorn]

they should have made it funnier by saying that there was 100,000,000 girls or somthin like that.

[Rozner]

OVER ONE BILLON GIRLS SIGNED UP

But seriously, over 10,000,000 girls? That's ridiculous.

[Tancrisism]

I guess the best way to find out is to sign up and give them your credit card numbers.

[Sensationalism]

At 5/27/09 01:07 AM, BrainlessDan wrote:

At 5/27/09 01:05 AM, idle wrote: Let me tell you, BrainlessDan, that country is the stuff of legends.

But I believe in it.

Won't you believe in it too? Belief can change the world.

Or something.

Is it one of them things you can only see if you believe?

I want to go to there.

[DevourerJay]

i still thought it was an Ad from sensationalism doing porn... oh well, been wrong before

[Sensationalism]

At 5/27/09 02:50 AM, MissingNYC wrote: i still thought it was an Ad from sensationalism doing porn... oh well, been wrong before

Dude, I thought it said my name the first time I looked, I had to do a double-take, lol. Scared me!

[idle]

At 5/27/09 02:51 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 5/27/09 02:50 AM, MissingNYC wrote: i still thought it was an Ad from sensationalism doing porn... oh well, been wrong before

Dude, I thought it said my name the first time I looked, I had to do a double-take, lol. Scared me!

Well, I was originally going to call the topic "Porn Ads and Sensationalism", but I switched at the last minute due to unknown reasons.

SO THERE YOU GO.

[TheGyro]

The worst part is thinking:

"Fuck local girls in your city, TONIGHT!"
"Damn, I think I know her..."

[RubberTrucky]

Maybe they mean 16,260364 girls, because of the 20 present there are some who are only gradually female so they make only a fraction of 1 girl.

[AlkaSeltzer]

Why such a unique number? They didn't even round it up to the nearest... 10 girls.

[MantisClock]

32,037,914 Members!
50,705 Online NOW!**
16,046,297 Members in Serbia
151,458 New Photos this week!
2,124 chatting now
9,176 using IM now

oh man this is really truly fake
the just edit the text add some cam vids from their database and make it real
not entering

[HolyMw]

The only issue left in my mind is "where am I going to find the time to go through that many profiles?

STOP GOING TO NEWGROUNDS!!

just kidding hehe...