Forum Topic: America Expires 11/1/09

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Posted at: 5/27/09 01:46 PM

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PARTY TIME!!!

who got the party hats?

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Posted at: 5/27/09 01:49 PM

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my birthday is 1 day after that... well i guess i wont be going to america for my birthday then!

father and son making out <----------- wait you were there before :O
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At 5/26/09 11:36 PM, PWN411N00BS12 wrote: That means all hell breaks loose on the day before my birthday.

God damn it.

Gift wrapped riots!


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The continent cannot support the vast amount of fat people.

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At 5/26/09 11:23 PM, Achilles2 wrote: Now is this in American date form (November 1st 2009) or in the other date form (January 11th 2009)?

I see you're still alive and posting, so that points to the rather obvious answer.


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Mass suicide, NAO.

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The only way six flags could destroy america is if they forced everyone to ride the mind eraser. That shit ride almost broke my neck. Hell, everyone who got off kept complaining about it, rubbing their necks. That ride is going to kill someone one day...

Fucking Zero-g-loop...

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I say old bean, nice signature.


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My God....

Maybe later.....


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That's what you get for abusing the fast food industry! They'll turn against you!

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I didnt know America had an expiration date

wow, its stayed fresh for nearly 300 years now

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damn conspiricists..

i hate paranoia.


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I asked my dad if it was true, and he said the picture was bullshit, and I should get off of it!


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OH SHIT *runs to bunker in the middle east *

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We will all perish.

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At 5/26/09 11:46 PM, mrsmiles703 wrote: Quick! To Mexico!!

Mexico is already expired.


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We're screwed.

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How covenant it is that Six Flags and Coca Cola would try to destroy North America or South America.

I'm off to Laos see you in a couple of weeks if you live.

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Oh snap, shit is going down

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I was hoping this would be like that National Treasure movie where you used the Constitution to find clues and come to this reasoning.


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Alert the media, while your at it, get me a can of Diet Coke.


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At 5/27/09 06:45 PM, commentor wrote: damn conspiricists..

i hate paranoia.

Your sign up date:
04/21/06

6 - 4 = 2
2 + 21 = 23.

Looks like you're just another pickle in our great big conspiracy sandwich.


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I hope we can go pick another fresh America from the corn fields

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At 5/26/09 11:23 PM, masterchef56 wrote: Hell, while we wait, let's go to Six Flags!

I already went today.

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Samen

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Hey guys, check out thread # 23:
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/23

See the first post?
See the picture in the first post?
This is clearly a prediction of America being destroyed in a nuclear holocaust.


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It's been a nice 300 years guys, but we all knew that if North Korea or Iraq didn't kill us, either Wal-Mart or Six Flags would.


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Samen

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Also of interest is thread # 21:
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/21
It was not only posted on 2/22/01 (22 + 2 - 1 = 23), but it contained 7 posts, a factor of 23, and a lucky number.
If you forgot, 11/1/09 adds up into 21.


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No need to panic The Punisher will save America from 6 flags.

God exists, you are still alive, for now until I find you.
Once you are born your dieing.
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I unscrambled the real expiration date. 9/11/01. We are fucking expired and becoming progressively more and more stale.


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