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MvDK3 on DSi Meh.
Wario-Ware on DSi okay...

Bring back Reggie and Shigsy!

Cammie is all business this year. It's better than her attempt last her to be the quirky gaming mom, but jeez, it's like she's about to kill someone.

Alright, Iwata...time for crazy talk about paradigm shifts.

Ha! I like how the "Never play" looked like a bitchy woman.

At 6/2/09 12:51 PM, Jerkapotamus wrote: Alright, Iwata...time for crazy talk about paradigm shifts.

Now's the time to run to the bathroom and take a dump if you've got to.

We're about an hour in and let's see what thrilling games we get to look forward to. New Mario (looks good) wii resort (I'll play it if a friend gets it) wii play plus (....seriously?) Golden Sun (OMFG YES!) and a hell of a lot of other forgettable stuff. You're on thine ice Nintendo.

Iwata is boring me.

Wii Vitality sensor? It takes your pulse? What is this crap?

More peripherals. Fuck yeaaaaaaaah!

Awesome, the newest peripheral is an e-meter. Now I can use my Wii to see how many Thetans are infesting my body.

At 6/2/09 12:58 PM, puddinN64 wrote: Wii Vitality sensor? It takes your pulse? What is this crap?

This is just getting worse and worse.

At 6/2/09 12:56 PM, xthesnarfx wrote: We're about an hour in and let's see what thrilling games we get to look forward to. New Mario (looks good) wii resort (I'll play it if a friend gets it) wii play plus (....seriously?) Golden Sun (OMFG YES!) and a hell of a lot of other forgettable stuff. You're on thine ice Nintendo.

This hasn't been a terrible show. They haven't got much to show off - 2 new good games, a few small games that will probably sell better than MW2 but noone cares about..

Wii Vitality Sensor, buy now to get one free Crazy Japanese Guy(c)

Vitality Sensor = BAKA!!!

WOO SUPER MARIO GALAXY 2

YOSHI! Yes yes yes yes yes yes!

Mario Galaxy Two!

Mario Galaxy 2 and Golden Sun look great... but seriously... this conference hasn't shown much.

At 6/2/09 01:02 PM, MaciekOst wrote: WOO SUPER MARIO GALAXY 2

Wow, this is like the first time 2 direct Mario games have been on the same console since like, what? The NES?

And with the New Super Mario Bros. Wii, I think Mario Mania is back in full swing boys. It's been a while...

This new Mario game is exactly what I wanted to see from this show all along. I hope it wont be a clone of Super Mario Galaxy, but I liked the first so adding Yoshi, one of my favorite Mario characters, can only make it better. So the show is getting better.

Cool, more on-rails shooters. Oh wait, it's not 1998 and arcades are dead. Conduit still looks neat.

A plotline heavy Metroid? It could either be awesome or lame. I'm going to hold my hopes out for maximum awesome and minimal token black guy.

Wait, that's it?

No Pikmin 3!?!?!?

DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!!!!!!

My expectations were so low and yet I still get disappointed.

Fucks sake.

At 6/2/09 01:12 PM, Jercurpac wrote: A plotline heavy Metroid? It could either be awesome or lame. I'm going to hold my hopes out for maximum awesome and minimal token black guy.

I was disappointed because I was hoping for a new Zelda game, then I thought well Metroid.. that's pretty cool and probably just as crowd pleasing.

Then I realised I don't care - I don't have a Wii and Nintendo has minimal impact on the PS3 and PC gaming market (whereas Microsoft has quite a big impact).

No new Starfox?
Nintendo, you've woken me up for nothing this fine morning. But I do like the new Metroid and SMG 2

Here's everything I got:

New Super Mario Brothers Wii
4 player co-op
Holiday 2009 release

Wii Fit Plus
New yoga and balance games.

Wii Sports resort
Sky Diving Intro
Archery
Basketball- "I hope you shoot baskets better than you shoot arrows"

Final Fantasy Crystal Bearers

Kingdom Hearts 365/2

Mario and Luigi Bowser's Inside Story

Women's Murder Club

COP: The Recruit

Style Savvy

WarioWare

Golden Sun DS

Mario vs. Donkey Kong: The Minis March Again
Stage creator

Wii Vitality Sensor
LOL

Super Mario Galaxy 2
Rideable Yoshi

Third-Party games
Conduit
Resident Evil: Darkside Chroniclees
Dead Space Extraction

Metroid Other M
Team Ninja and Nintendo Collaboration
Voice acting
2010
Third-person

That was actually really good. I think it probably would have been better than Microsoft's if they had slipped Zelda in at the end. As is, probably a little bit short.

I thought it was ok... not mind blowing but really, who here came to watch the Press conferences and expected something like that?

I'm still shocked over Wii Vitality sensor.

WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING?

In the end the guy going for the Donkey Kong record was more interesting. But a guess for Nintendo is wasn't too bad. I just hope Sony has a little more to offer. Than I need to go back and watch Microsoft do to not knowing it was on. But before I do, is it worth it?

At 6/2/09 01:15 PM, Perversion wrote: No new Starfox?

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1048 806
Meh, I'm satisfied with New Super Mario Bros. Wii, Mario Galaxy 2, and the new Metroid. WiiMotion Plus is a good addition.

At 6/2/09 01:18 PM, xthesnarfx wrote: In the end the guy going for the Donkey Kong record was more interesting. But a guess for Nintendo is wasn't too bad. I just hope Sony has a little more to offer. Than I need to go back and watch Microsoft do to not knowing it was on. But before I do, is it worth it?

I think you might want to find a detailed rundown of the thing...

Hold on a second. Where was Miyamoto?