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There is a bomb at the Earth's core May. 26th, 2009 @ 02:20 AM Reply

That will cause a massive Universe-ripping explosion if not defused. You have 5 hours left, and billions of innocent lives at stake. WHAT WILL YOU DO?

There is a bomb at the Earth's core


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Response to There is a bomb at the Earth's core May. 26th, 2009 @ 02:21 AM Reply

Get wasted, get laid, and ride out the apocalypse in style.

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Response to There is a bomb at the Earth's core May. 26th, 2009 @ 02:21 AM Reply

Masturbate and go to sleep.


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Response to There is a bomb at the Earth's core May. 26th, 2009 @ 02:22 AM Reply

Well I certainly wouldn't try to diffuse the bomb, since it would take longer than five hours to actually get to the centre of the earth to do something about it. I'd probably just go around murdering my enemies.

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Response to There is a bomb at the Earth's core May. 26th, 2009 @ 02:23 AM Reply

How would ther be a fuse or ignition without oxygen?


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Response to There is a bomb at the Earth's core May. 26th, 2009 @ 02:25 AM Reply

Find Hayden Panitierre or whatever the fuck her name is and r-r-r-rape away!

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Response to There is a bomb at the Earth's core May. 26th, 2009 @ 02:25 AM Reply

At 5/26/09 02:23 AM, chickendance333 wrote: How would ther be a fuse or ignition without oxygen?

Simple: A pressure negator is located inside the massive bomb. Since it's in the Earth's core, when the timer goes off, the pressure negator will too, causing the bomb to implode, ultimately destroying the universe.


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Response to There is a bomb at the Earth's core May. 26th, 2009 @ 02:25 AM Reply

At 5/26/09 02:23 AM, chickendance333 wrote: How would ther be a fuse or ignition without oxygen?

Exactly. It needs to be either a fission or fusion kinda thing.


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Response to There is a bomb at the Earth's core May. 26th, 2009 @ 02:25 AM Reply

I'd make myself a sandwich while Bruce Willis does all the job.

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Response to There is a bomb at the Earth's core May. 26th, 2009 @ 02:28 AM Reply

At 5/26/09 02:25 AM, Preternatural wrote: I'd make myself a sandwich while Bruce Willis does all the job.

I laughed heartily

Well done

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Response to There is a bomb at the Earth's core May. 26th, 2009 @ 02:29 AM Reply

Laugh.


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Response to There is a bomb at the Earth's core May. 26th, 2009 @ 04:07 AM Reply

Ride my super awesome alien space ship to another universe.


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Response to There is a bomb at the Earth's core May. 26th, 2009 @ 04:12 AM Reply

At 5/26/09 02:28 AM, Pounce wrote:
At 5/26/09 02:25 AM, Preternatural wrote: I'd make myself a sandwich while Bruce Willis does all the job.
I laughed heartily

Well done

All it takes to get you to "laugh heartily" is to make an obvious and simple reference?

Anyway, there isn't a bomb at the Earth's core. But if there was, I honestly would probably steal a next gen console and some games and play my life away.


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Response to There is a bomb at the Earth's core May. 26th, 2009 @ 04:13 AM Reply

I'd rape, murder, arson, and laugh at christians. Then do nothing when it explodes.


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Response to There is a bomb at the Earth's core May. 26th, 2009 @ 04:18 AM Reply

Gotta say

This reminded me of the ending in "Knowing"

No... Not the very end with the aliens...

When John went back to his parents house and his sister was there too. They all stood up, looked at eachother, hugged... Then died with the rest of the world.

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Response to There is a bomb at the Earth's core May. 26th, 2009 @ 04:19 AM Reply

At 5/26/09 02:20 AM, ThePortalGuru wrote: That will cause a massive Universe-ripping explosion if not defused. You have 5 hours left, and billions of innocent lives at stake. WHAT WILL YOU DO?

Everything in my power to defuse it.


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Response to There is a bomb at the Earth's core May. 26th, 2009 @ 04:48 AM Reply

I'd get my army of Pikmin on it.

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Response to There is a bomb at the Earth's core May. 26th, 2009 @ 05:34 AM Reply

First, i would find my good friend Doctor Azedrisi, who knows more about Earth then you guys knows about porn (and thats a lot). He create a giant diging machine (in the time of minutes) thats can drill all the way to the planets core. He also creats a suit for me that can resist the heat.
When I arrive at the core, i defuse the bomb, bring it up to land and put it in Tom Pulps mail box and detonate it. That will result in a huge explosion wicth will destroy NG and also this topic.

Thats how its suppose to be done....
Or you could just raid a market and live your life for 5 hours^^


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Response to There is a bomb at the Earth's core May. 26th, 2009 @ 05:42 AM Reply

At 5/26/09 02:23 AM, chickendance333 wrote: How would ther be a fuse or ignition without oxygen?

lmaooooo


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Response to There is a bomb at the Earth's core May. 26th, 2009 @ 05:53 AM Reply

Take a dump


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Response to There is a bomb at the Earth's core May. 26th, 2009 @ 06:18 AM Reply

make the world my bitch.


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Response to There is a bomb at the Earth's core May. 26th, 2009 @ 06:25 AM Reply

At 5/26/09 02:20 AM, ThePortalGuru wrote: That will cause a massive Universe-ripping explosion if not defused. You have 5 hours left, and billions of innocent lives at stake. WHAT WILL YOU DO?

Screw any human that has a vagina...


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Response to There is a bomb at the Earth's core May. 26th, 2009 @ 06:26 AM Reply

Good thing I have been building a spaceship all my life.

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Response to There is a bomb at the Earth's core May. 26th, 2009 @ 06:26 AM Reply

rape loads of hot chicks and then find out that the bomb has just been de-fused...


no

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Response to There is a bomb at the Earth's core May. 26th, 2009 @ 06:33 AM Reply

Motherfucker...

There is a bomb at the Earth's core


hey

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Response to There is a bomb at the Earth's core May. 26th, 2009 @ 06:36 AM Reply

At 5/26/09 06:33 AM, Crink wrote: Motherfucker...

all your base r belong to us...


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Response to There is a bomb at the Earth's core May. 26th, 2009 @ 06:57 AM Reply

At 5/26/09 04:48 AM, Dexter3000 wrote: I'd get my army of Pikmin on it.

Come to think of it,i think i'd need some Red Pikmin.then they can stand the heat!

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Response to There is a bomb at the Earth's core May. 26th, 2009 @ 09:11 AM Reply

5 hours? I'll probably panic.

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Response to There is a bomb at the Earth's core May. 26th, 2009 @ 09:14 AM Reply

fuck like hell give out all my money and run around naked screaming the world will end with it all fucking us


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Response to There is a bomb at the Earth's core May. 26th, 2009 @ 09:16 AM Reply

PLAY SUM COD 4 AND FAP.

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