First, i would find my good friend Doctor Azedrisi, who knows more about Earth then you guys knows about porn (and thats a lot). He create a giant diging machine (in the time of minutes) thats can drill all the way to the planets core. He also creats a suit for me that can resist the heat.
When I arrive at the core, i defuse the bomb, bring it up to land and put it in Tom Pulps mail box and detonate it. That will result in a huge explosion wicth will destroy NG and also this topic.
Thats how its suppose to be done....
Or you could just raid a market and live your life for 5 hours^^