What's happening to my world?

[Ranger2]

It's crazy, but today, I think I was hallucinating.
I woke up, and whenever I glanced up, there was this green bar at the top right corner of my vision. No matter where I looked, that green bar was up there.
I went downstairs to have breakfast, but I slipped down the stairs and hurt my ankle. It wasn't hurt all that badly, but I saw the green bar at the corner of my vision decrease, and where the green there used to be, it was empty but line where the bar was originally was still there. It's hard to explain.
I opened the cabinet, and suddenly this tab popped out at me, blocking my way to the food. It said
Choose Cereal:
* Captain Crunch
*Cheerios
*Raisin Bran
*None
I pressed the Captain Crunch button, and suddenly, the box was in my hand. I poured the cereal and started to eat, and the green bar at the top of my vision started to go up. When the green bar was full again, I couldn't eat, even though I wanted to. Something, somehow, prevented me from doing so.
I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth. I looked in the mirror and picked up my toothbrush. Suddenly, the words "Toothbrush acquired" appeared in front of my head. The letters were white, and were about the size of what you'd see on a fairly large book cover, what the title would be.

At this point I was confused. I decided to go for a drive to clear my head. After getting in the car, I realized that the gas meter was missing. So were 2nd and 3rd gear from the gearshift. Or neutral. Or park. The odometer was missing too. In fact, all the controls were missing except the wheel, the pedals, and reverse and drive on the gearshift.
I started up the car, and started driving. I drove down the road, and for some reason, the clock in the car started ticking down. It started at 10:00, but with every second, went down to 9:59, 9:58, etc. I got to the exit of the subdivision, and there were two girls waving checkered flags. As soon as I drove past them, my clock went from 6:52 (it took me 3 minutes and 8 seconds to get to that point from my house) the clock jumped back up, but this time to 8:52.

At this point, pinched myself several times to make sure I wasn't dreaming. It hurt. I got out of my car, and started walking. My walking felt a bit repetitive movement-wise, so I decided to run. I must've been working out. I sprinted for ten minutes straight without breaking a sweat. I had ran a few miles by then. I then noticed something else in the corner of my vision, this time in the bottom-left. It was a small map. The streets were represented by lines, people around me as dots, and I was a small triangle. It even showed which direction I was pointed.

I almost snapped. I raced back to my house (I can apparently forever without tiring) and got back to my computer. I turned it on, and went to the internet. I was typing in www.newgrounds.com on this, but after I had typed only a few keys, it took me straight to where I wanted to go.
So now, I'm here. It's The green bar is still there, the map is gone, my car is still parked out there and the girls waving flags are still there. I don't know what's going on.
Someone please figure out what's going on.

[Achromatic]

Its simple. You didn't choose the FDA approved, heart healthy breakfast like you were supposed to.

[Ranger2]

Someone help me, please!

[HippityGopher]

It was most definitely caused by food poisoning.

[Generalissimus]

Captain Crunch does that to you sometimes. They put some weird things in there....

[Redleif]

too many video games.

[aba1]

thats what happens when you eat ur bodly fluids u digusting person

[NeverHundred]

Did your life turn into a video game... but if your the avatar of a video game, than who is the one playing?

[D-XN]

What are you on?

Can I have some?

[BrainlessDan]

Are you on mushrooms or some other kind of hallucinogen?

Don't lie to me, i think you might.

[Robotchk12]

Oh, that's right, I uploaded GTA4 into your brain while you were sleeping.

Don't worry nothing else happened. Except that a hobo raped you.

[Sensationalism]

You're a robot!!!

[Hawdcore]

go to the hospital

[sushi13]

Turn yourself off and back on again

[Reckon]

You must be playing a corrupted version of this game:

[MiniRaider]

OMFG CEEEEEEEEREAAAAAAAAAL

[Helogale]

This is a fairly common problem. You need to drink the blood of a virgin caribou.

[AnalogStick]

Get yourself a bar code reader.

[Lizzardis]

At 5/25/09 11:18 PM, Ranger2 wrote: Someone help me, please!

That's probably the best description of GTA IV in real life ever! Well done!

[killer32]

this is there new chioce i dont belive it are really stuipd why the hell did pick some one from newgrounds. you have options bar at the top right press it and change to no hood your vission
should be back to normal you car was replaced and go talk to the girls

[mrrolf]

Maybe you've had morphine. My grandma hallucinated when she had morphine too. about the same way as you do.