The younger you is a dick.

[TurtleJuice]

Do you ever wish you could go back in time and just kick the shit out yourself for your past doucheyness? This desires' come from my recent nostalgia trip on Newgrounds which involved reading through some of my old posts on the BBS.

I'm just , I'm sorry.

It amazes me how I used to think when I was a child and how differently I think now , and also how I hope those posts aren't brought up later in life , which makes me glad I didn't just bring them up right now. But back to my question , does anyone here regret the way you've acted in the past online and in real life? I can certainly vouch for both , which makes me want to forget my youth and ostracise young people even further. Anyone?

[Cordyceps]

I'm as much of a douche as I ever was.

[TheSilverGuitar]

I want to kick the shit out of myself regardless of age. I bet the future me is a cunthole as well.

[Shakyjake]

The current me is a dick too, but I'm OK with it...

[Proottalfain]

The path I've taken was obligatory to build what I am now.

This is why I hate people saying "Dude you're cool, don't change!"

I've seen this a few times on social networking sites.

[W35]

I'm actually more of a douche now than before.

[DumbassDude]

I look back and think, my god, was I really a runescape loving twat who butchered the english language at every given chance?
Then I realise life was so much easier back then.

[NeverHundred]

At 5/25/09 08:31 PM, TurtleJuice wrote: Do you ever wish you could go back in time and just kick the shit out yourself for your past doucheyness?

That's exactly what I was thinking when I clicked on this thread. Yes, I have considered that... if I could go back in time I wouldn't kick my ass... I would just constantly make fun of me every time I did or said something stupid until the younger me committed suicide... but if he commits suicide than I wouldn't be able to travel back in time and harass him until he commits suicide... it's a paradox!

[Brick-top]

At 5/25/09 08:31 PM, TurtleJuice wrote: Do you ever wish you could go back in time and just kick the shit out yourself for your past doucheyness?

No I've already had my nose broken twice and it's in bad enough shape as it is.

[sh0k]

At 5/25/09 08:33 PM, Piss wrote: 3 years from now, you'll see yourself as a douche.

i think that happens every 3 years until you are at least 30...and sometimes people are just douches their whole lives.

[phrozonfire]

I don't think i was a dick, but i do beat my dick. HARD

[KoLdBLooD]

At 5/25/09 08:31 PM, TurtleJuice wrote: Do you ever wish you could go back in time and just kick the shit out yourself for your past doucheyness? This desires' come from my recent nostalgia trip on Newgrounds which involved reading through some of my old posts on the BBS.

I'm just , I'm sorry.

It amazes me how I used to think when I was a child and how differently I think now , and also how I hope those posts aren't brought up later in life , which makes me glad I didn't just bring them up right now. But back to my question , does anyone here regret the way you've acted in the past online and in real life? I can certainly vouch for both , which makes me want to forget my youth and ostracise young people even further. Anyone?

Not only would I like to beat up my former self... I'd like to take his place and re-live all the things I regret and make them all right... Infact, If I had one wish it would be to relive my life from the beginning WITH the knowledge I have now.

[Seriana]

No

pime taradox

[TurtleJuice]

At 5/25/09 08:33 PM, Piss wrote: 3 years from now, you'll see yourself as a douche.

It just keeps looping , and I just keep hating me.

[DzGuy]

Looking at replies I made on other forums waaaaay back in 2003 - 2005...yeah I would probably murder my older self for making incredibly shitty posts.

[Lost-Chances]

The way I see it: The younger me made the older me.

[DumbassDude]

At 5/25/09 08:41 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: The way I see it: The younger me made the older me.

No shit.

[Tabascork]

Don't go looking at my past posts... I wrote some stupid shit that I regret now. Newgrounds, unfortunately (or is it?), does not have delete or edit buttons.

[Lost-Chances]

At 5/25/09 08:43 PM, DumbassDude wrote:

At 5/25/09 08:41 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: The way I see it: The younger me made the older me.

No shit.

Let's make it more obvious for the retards here:

Why the fuck should I be ashamed and disgusted of who I was when it created who I am?

[DumbassDude]

At 5/25/09 08:46 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:

At 5/25/09 08:43 PM, DumbassDude wrote:

At 5/25/09 08:41 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: The way I see it: The younger me made the older me.

No shit.

Let's make it more obvious for the retards here:

Why the fuck should I be ashamed and disgusted of who I was when it created who I am?

Cannot you not read? I said, 'No shit'.

[Lost-Chances]

At 5/25/09 08:52 PM, DumbassDude wrote:

At 5/25/09 08:46 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:

At 5/25/09 08:43 PM, DumbassDude wrote:

At 5/25/09 08:41 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: The way I see it: The younger me made the older me.

No shit.

Let's make it more obvious for the retards here:

Why the fuck should I be ashamed and disgusted of who I was when it created who I am?

Cannot you not read? I said, 'No shit'.

So, I ask, why think he's a dick/douche/etc and want to kick ten tons of crap out of him? Yes, he did stupid things but he made who you are and the best lessons are learnt through mistakes and learning what you did wrong.

Clear enough?

[DumbassDude]

At 5/25/09 08:55 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: Clear enough?

I got what you meant via your first post, thats why I said, 'No shit'.
But thanks for all the pointless obvious explanations.

[DasUberCow]

Thanks for letting us all know people mature with age. We would've never figured it out ourselves.

[Lost-Chances]

At 5/25/09 08:57 PM, DumbassDude wrote: I got what you meant via your first post, thats why I said, 'No shit'.
But thanks for all the pointless obvious explanations.

All to help drill in what I meant to the ignorant masses.

[xports]

It's not so much as I hate my younger self, but it's the fact that I didn't know any better. But now that I'm smarter, I find myself being that much more of a douche bag, online and IRL.

[speakerlight]

This is the reason I never look back at my old posts.Once one is made I never go back.

[Sensationalism]

I like Younger Me.

And fighting is sooo uncool.

[Zombified]

I feel the same way, I fucking hate the younger me. I should have just ended it all back then.

[TacticalShoe]

I actually look forward to future douchebaggery.

[MrFlopz]

Yes. 14 year old me was a douche bag.