What do you want in a movie?

[BetaOrionis]

Say some famous producer is getting raped by an old homeless man in the park, and you step in and slam the assailant in the head with your penis, killing him instantly. The producer wants to thank you, but has had enough penis today, so won't suck you off. Additionally, he has to leave right away to pitch an idea to a studio. Since you saved him from evil horrible rape, he's offered to pitch a movie idea for you. Whatever you want, but he's pitching to a small studio that has been ass-raped by the economic downturn, so they can only afford to put up about 2 million dollars. No blockbuster special effects for you! The small studio also has a pristine public image and wants to keep it that way, so they are looking to avoid a hard R rating.

What do want made?

[Jonny879]

were the main character dies and the bad guys win

[BetaOrionis]

At 5/25/09 03:03 PM, BetaOrionis wrote: What do want made?

What do *you* want made?

fucking ass . . .

[Dugh]

"How I Raped Your Producer - The Movie"

1.700th Post!! :P

[Scarface]

A comedy WITHOUT: fart jokes, stupid-ass humor, digitally animated "wacky" and "cowabunga" scenes, talking animals, or any of that other stupid shit. How about ACTUAL comedy, people!?

[XxXGameFreakXxX]

A stereotypical action movie where the main character defies all odds, but at the very last second gets hit in the head by a stray bullet and then the credits roll.

[Boss]

Quentin Tarantino.

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[NeverHundred]

Suspense, intrigue, rebellion, anarchy, vandalism, mystery, tragedy, narcolepsy, neurosurgery, wonder, excitement, conspiracy, Norwegians, fantasy, schadenfreude, unintentional incest, dorkiness, revolution, revelation, excrement, the robot reveal, the reverse robot reveal, shocking ending, the conspiracy is kind of boring, music, adventure, conquest, laughter, slaughter, exportation, exploration, undertakings, exploit, danger,action, discovery, drama, buffoonery, arson, transcendence, stealing drinking, resistance, It is futile, consumption, smoking racing, obsficatation, money, religion, disintegration, damnation, porn, paranoia, risks, reward, monopoly, clue, sorry, chess, swords replace feelings, horror, indigestion, sexploration, thrills, kills, pills, mad skills, dollar bills, running up hills, getting my fill, screams that are shrill, pickles that are dill, a dead mans will, it makes me feel ill, a pie cooling on a windowsill.

I think that covers most of it. Unless...

[joako]

all the generes in a movie

[Proottalfain]

Get me some LSD, a notebook, a pencil and crayons.

I'll write you the best movie ever.

[Loney03DK]

Y'know, I've still yet to see an adult CGI movie (adult like talking PG-13 +, you know what I mean, you perverts...). Or even really a cartoon. I'm not talking South Park or Simpsons or something that was previously a show, I mean an all-new original idea just for this movie that's CGI. That could sell. :x

[ChinaGrounds]

I want a movie dedicated to the struggles, successes, and glory of the The People's Republic Of China!

[sweaty-troll]

so many explosions and gun fights alll you see is fire and muzzle flashes with blood splats on the lens and body parts flying everywhere. FUCK YEA!

[BlindShoemaker]

something with a lot of violence, gore, explosions, and hot female eye candy

[Tabascork]

How about some movies that actually make use of their budget instead of relying on CG?

Add some furries while you're at it. Lots and lots of furries.

[Sensationalism]

A funny stoner comedy with lots of topless women*.

*hot topless women

[Flak]

Quality.

[yurgenburgen]

At 5/25/09 03:03 PM, BetaOrionis wrote: What do want made?

A film that follows the life of a foreign immigrant into a new country. It will be shot entirely on location and the film will follow her everyday struggles in her new country. Also, various members of the cast will be genuinely mentally disabled.

[rachelraye]

id prolly want what just happened at that scene and maybe some random sex scenes thrown in there with random chicks.and ending waking up in a homeless shelter.
yeah.

[ZagmenO]

Action, comedy, interesting characters, and an awesome plot. That is all a movie needs.

[AgentXRifle]

give me the money and I will make my own movie! that would work for me, if he didnt, forced buttsecks!