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Good ol' Tom 2009-05-25 12:46:39 Reply

So anybody in the West Mass/Connecticut region will recognize this guy. He runs these commercials day and night where he claims that he's a good ol' country boy and he just wants to get you the best deal. I think he has the worst advertising campaign in history.

Exhibit "A" - Here we start off with a very aristocratic looking lady as the classical music swells to emphasize the sophistication of this "Good ol' Country Boy" from...Connecticut?

Exhibit "B" aka - THANK YOU RAYMOND - This one's the kicker, Tom, out of the goodness of his ol' country heart saved this woman from poverty by pawning the possessions of her late husband. Obviously a bullshit story, but it's the intention. Whenever I see this commercial I just think WTF?

I mean, if he's going to spend that much money to run commercials 24/7 you think he could have at least hired an advertising team to write his commercials. This is just ridiculous, what does NG think?

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Response to Good ol' Tom 2009-05-25 12:49:10 Reply

As a southerner, this really pisses me off.

Where can I find this fucker?


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Response to Good ol' Tom 2009-05-25 12:53:26 Reply

Hahahaha, I love the first one's youtube description.

That's cheaper than a standard laundering fee!

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Response to Good ol' Tom 2009-05-25 12:53:56 Reply

At 5/25/09 12:49 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: As a southerner, this really pisses me off.

Where can I find this fucker?

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Response to Good ol' Tom 2009-05-25 12:55:06 Reply

These commericials air now? Because they look like they are from the 90s or maybe even 80s.

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Response to Good ol' Tom 2009-05-25 12:55:42 Reply

It's not that hard to believe that a good ol' boy with a country-fried accent comes from CT.
After all, George W. was born here too. The fucking phony.


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Response to Good ol' Tom 2009-05-25 12:56:08 Reply

Good Ol' Tom looks like the kind to have a hidden past, or a deep, dark secret that not even Mrs. Tom would know about. What's he doing with all that gold? Is he utilising it's non-corroding, high conductive for some secret project?

Fortuantly, Good Ol' Gyro done got a special offer on foil hats!

Thanks, Good Ol' Gyro!

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Response to Good ol' Tom 2009-05-25 12:56:33 Reply

It is probably cheap for him to run the commercials as he probably runs them on channels nobody ever watches.

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Response to Good ol' Tom 2009-05-25 13:01:43 Reply

If that story about the husband was true, I bet she killed her own husband.

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Response to Good ol' Tom 2009-05-25 13:14:34 Reply

Those small local commercials always amuse me. You think they would get better writers for those them.


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Response to Good ol' Tom 2009-05-25 13:30:32 Reply

At 5/25/09 12:55 PM, jewdudewtf wrote: These commericials air now? Because they look like they are from the 90s or maybe even 80s.

Yeah believe it or not, his commercials are that bad.

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Response to Good ol' Tom 2009-05-25 14:01:20 Reply

he looks like a cowboy.